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Mr. Moose eats a bologna flavored meat-like substance in between two slices of syntho-bread, his name is Rawzer. (that means you are killed by stomach acid.) Thid makes MM queasy and he barfs up Rawzer's body.
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Originally posted by coreycubed: **My apologies for my absence, you know how it is when company arrives...:)
And you can bet your bottom dollar I'll be in the BfS, barring unforseen circumstances. **
Good, go ahead and email me your fleet sometime then.
Mac laughs at the bar telepathically. ((( Run from an alliance of the little squirrel and stupid cricket? That's nothing to be afraid of. What you should fear is that I am also allied with them!)))
Mac starts flinging mind knives around at random, giving anyone they hit intense headaches. Ev/feind, Insano, and Rawzer get hit with large numbers of them.
Originally posted by Luke: Luke takes out a phase pistolΒ and starts chasing Rawzer.
Umm... you're still glued to the wall.
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Originally posted by Macavenger: **Umm... you're still glued to the wall.:p **
" Dang! "
Luke pleas with Mac to let him out of the glue.
((( Hahaha! Mortal! Why should I? )))
"Because..." says Luke sneakily, "I know... that your true name... is... Rumplestiltskin! "
((( Uh... no, it's not, ))) replies Mac.
"Oh," says Luke, slightly disappointed.
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((( How about if I chase Rawzer for you? Would that work? )))
Mac tosses more mind knives at Rawzer, and also one at KK, even though he isn't in the bar. KK is giving me a headache with his rules nitpicking at BfS, so he deserves to have one too.
Zen quietly attempts to ply up the floorboards with a jackhammer so that he may find himself a hiding place. While doing this with an extreme headache is not advised, he attempts it anyways... as he also attempts to shoot rawzer through the foot with a small caliber pistol.
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Originally posted by Macavenger: **((( How about if I chase Rawzer for you? Would that work? )))
**
AAAAAAAHHHHH (etc.) !!!!!!!!!!! Duck, weave, dodge, Rawzer manages to escape every knife except the last one which gives him a vasendectomy.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HOLY <bleeeep>, <bleep> -IN' <bleeeeeeeeeep> <bleeep> <blip>
Rawzer is rushed to the back room, a makeshift infirmary for all the injuries that occur in the bar. His urethra is promptly reconnected.
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Spacey bursts through the double doors of the BBar with a harmonica around his neck with a harmonica brace. Everyone looks at him, since he hasn't been at the bar for quite some time now.
Spacey then rushes back out. People inside can hear him excitedly rushing some workers into the bar. Heopens the door and four men come in, carrying a Grand Piano. They set it in the middle of the lounge where eveyone is.
Spacey sits down at the Piano with hos harmonica around his neck in the brace. He then says: "Hey guys, nice to see ya. Here's a little somethin I heard from the all-famous... Billy Joel!" He then breaks into a song, now his favorite song: The Piano Man
**It's nine o'clock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in There's an old man sitting next to me Making love to his tonic and gin
He says, "Son can you play me a memory I'm not really sure how it goes But it's sad and it's sweet And I knew it complete When I wore a younger man's clothes"
Sing us a song you're the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well we're all in the mood for a melody And you've got us feeling alright
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me" As a smile ran away from his face "Well, I'm sure that I could be a movie star If I could get out of this place"
Now Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy And probably will be for life
And the waitress is practicing politics As the businessmen slowly get stoned Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness But it's better than drinking alone
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday And the manager gives me a smile 'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see To forget about life for a while
And the piano sounds like a carnival And the microphone smells like a beer And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar And say "Man what are you doing here?"
Sing us a song you're the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well we're all in the mood for a melody And you've got us feeling alright **
Spacey gets up from the Piano and bows, as everyone is clapping.
(note) I just watched A&E;'s special on him, called Billy Joel: In His Own Words for the second time. AND IT WAS GREAT!
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Macavenger applauds with everyone else for a few seconds, then pauses. Spacey suddenly discovers that he has a pounding headache for no apparent reason.
((( Play something good like Jethro Tull or Styx, piano man. )))
BTW RZ, mind knives only affect your mind, not your body. That's why they're called mind knives.
Originally posted by Macavenger: **BTW RZ, mind knives only affect your mind, not your body. That's why they're called mind knives.
So he only thinks he's...hehehe. Mr. Moose "grabs" a knife and "cuts" Luke "free," but Luke is just hallecenating that he is free.
Originally posted by Macavenger: ** ((( Play something good like Jethro Tull or Styx, piano man. )))
The only song I liked by Jethro Tull was The Wall , but I can't find all the lyricsa to it, so here goes:
blah.... blah.... blah.... something, so you're just another break in the wall.... more and more.
Y'know, my cat was name Janis after Janis Joplin, then named Jethro, after Jethro Tull.... my Mom said it was a girl, but the vet said guy. MY brother named him.
Have you seen that movie about Jethro Tull? It's about how he shaved his eye brows, nipples off, 'down low' hairs, etc. And there's something about his clan... the symbol was a hammer and a fist I believe. They acted like 'Damned Nazis'.
Well, I don't particularly like Jethro Tull; he's dead anyway. He was a freak too! Did you know that, when he was a boy and his dad was in the army, he killed a bird for fun! It was a baby chick too! He also put a penny on a train track and de-railed a train!
Originally posted by The Space Between: **The only song I liked by Jethro Tull was The Wall , but I can't find all the lyricsa to it, so here goes:
blah.... blah.... blah.... something, so you're just another break in the wall.... more and more.**
Macavenger walks over and bodily picks Spacey up and starts pounding him with a fist. "Idiot! The Wall is an album by Pink Floyd! The song you're thinking of is Brick in the Wall off that album. Now, go down to your local CD shop, get a copy of Warchild by Jethro Tull, and listen to it. Ranks right up there with Dark Side of The Moon (also by Pink Floyd) as one of the greatest rock albums ever, IMO. Play something good from that! (Wait, good is redundant when talking about that album.) Or one of Styx's better songs, like Blue Collar Man or Renegade. Let's have some real Rock and Roll!"
Originally posted by The Space Between: Have you seen that movie about Jethro Tull? It's about how he shaved his eye brows, nipples off, 'down low' hairs, etc. And there's something about his clan... the symbol was a hammer and a fist I believe. They acted like 'Damned Nazis'.
I seriously doubt that, since the real man named Jethro Tull lived in the 18th(?) century.
Originally posted by The Space Between: He also put a penny on a train track and de-railed a train!
Trains weren't invented in the 18th century.
This could be the start of a whole new thing, "Music Battles", like the Soda Wars. Hopefully not.
Jimbob takes his Fender Strat onto the stage and begins playing this song: (20 bucks to anyone who can guess the title and group!)
**Sometimes I feel Like I don't have a partner Sometimes I feel Like my only friend Is the city I live in The city Of angels Lonely as I am Together we cry
I drive on the streets cause She's my compainion I walk through her hills She knows who I am She sees my good deeds and She kisses the wind and I never worry Now that is a lie
I don't ever want to feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all the way
It's hard to beleive that There's nobody out there It's hard to beleive That I'm all alone At least I have her love This city she loves me Lonely as I am Together we cry
Well, start guessin!
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Originally posted by Jimbob: **Jimbob takes his Fender Strat onto the stage and begins playing this song: (20 bucks to anyone who can guess the title and group!)
(b) **
Damn! I know that song, but I don't know the title or group. How 'bout $20 to anyone who can decode the message in my sig.
Hi, I'm Mr. Moose, I can't spell worth <Content Edited>? j/k
Originally posted by Jimbob: **Hi, I'm Mr. Moose, I can't spell worth <Content Edited>? j/k
No, that's not it. It'd take a long time to do it and the message would probably tick off anyone who took time to decode it.
Strange Yet True: The only person with more posts than Captain Skyblade is andrew himself, who has aproximatly twice as many as CS.
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Hint: Song starts with a U.
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Isn't that song about Los Angeles? (I live there) I remember Weird Al did a parody of it, but embarassingly enough I can't remember the actual song itself... Where'd you pick up your taste in music Mac?
Ahh! no, It's a song about the band leaders drug addiction. Seriousily!
Originally posted by ZenMastaT: **I remember Weird Al did a parody of it **
But is was part of this song, and part of another song.