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Jimbob, putting down HGTTG, tries to drag someone into a game of Janx with him. Btw, I'm at the part where they just found Magrheb, almost got blow up, but the Arthur saves them and in the process changes the whole inside of the ship. Jimbob hits the Improbability switch and suddenly finds Insano eqquipped with jet boosters on his Gnome feet, The entire counter blue (like a Dreden ship) and a Disco floor.
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Due to the sudden change in reality, Zen finds himself standing on the roof, holding an angry penguin. In response to this uncomfortable predicament, he throws the small unavain bird off the roof, gently so as not to upset Mac, and then gets down himself. Gathering the bird to him, as well as a large stick with a nail in it, he goes inside to confront Jimbob.
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Jimbob gets into a Bagwa stance and makes his hands into a Tiger claw, awating Zen.
Mac decides that whoever did this needs to be tortured badly, so he directs the infinite number of Monkeys around him with their Hamlet script to go bother people in the bar about it. They come in and start heckling Zen and Jimbob...
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Zen starts screaming about how monkey's make inefficeint typists and who has an infinite number of typewriters anyways before being trampled. As soon as the rabid Shakesperean simians depart, Zen begins to attempt to tip Jimbob over using telekenesis.
I'm still here...
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Originally posted by coreycubed: **I'm still here...:)
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And the peasants rejoiced! So you will be taking the helm of one of the HC fleets in the name of the HC?
Rawzer decides to annhilate everyone in the bar. Unfortunately, he doesn't own a handgun (Damn waiting period!). Oh well, Rawzer thinks to himself, I'll just finish the job with my fists! Rawzer announces, "This is Thunder, and this is Lightning, and there's a storm a'brewin'!!!" Rawzer is promptly shot.
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Jimbob, who finds himself leaning at a 50 degree angle, starts trying to tip over Zen.
Originally posted by Macavenger: **Macavenger is a psychic unlike Moose, however, and puts out the fire with his mind. For an encore, he realizes that Moose is trying to play Janx now and tips the bottle over. Unfortunately for Mac, he tipped the wrong way and has to go back to the bar to drink it.
On the way back, Mac sees Insano try to blow up Sammy the Squirrel, and punches him out. Mac is violently opposed to cruelty to animals. **
The feind, thinking that people who hate cruely to animals shoul be an animal, kills Mac and reincarnates him into a gnat.
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On the way back, Mac sees Insano try to blow up Sammy the Squirrel, and punches him out. Mac is violently opposed to cruelty to animals.
I am too. But the whole point of this is that he's invincible, kind of like Chirpo. Insano then challenges someone to a game of Janx. Of course, he knows he'll lose if anyone can actually move the bottle.
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Originally posted by Insano: **...he's invincible, kind of like Chirpo.
Chirpo?!!! My pet cricket Chirpo?!!! How long has he been around?!! And how did he get invincible? I love that little guy...
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Shut up Chirpo!
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Originally posted by Rawzer: **Chirpo?!!! My pet cricket Chirpo?!!! How long has he been around?!! And how did he get invincible? I love that little guy...
Shut up Chirpo! **
Chirpo became invincible when we realized he couldn't be killed. He pops up every other bar or so.
Luke swats the annoying gnat buzzing around his shoulder...
"NO!" shouts EV/Feind, "That's Macavenger!"
"Huh?" Luke answers.
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Jimbob, who just turned 300 (posts) takes a fly swatter and kills Mac.
Mr. Moose turns off the improbapillity switch and Mac's carcas appears on the floor.
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Jimbob, just for fun, dumps gas all over it and lights Mac on fire. "wheeee!". (I'm very bored)
I put out the fire with rj.
Mac's carcass suddenly begins sprouting fungus, so Jimbob kicks him outside.
Mac reincarnates himself as a Vell-Os outside. The doors suddenly explode inward on the bar, and a surprising number of fragments sweep toward Moose and Jimbob as homing Missiles would. Mac walks in and warps the minds of Those two, keeping them in a perpetual state of believing themselves to be in agony, but always alive and conscious. Jimbob and Moose fall to the floor, crippled byt the imagined but still very real pain.
(Never mess with the master of virtual retribution in bars)
In a flash of flame, Dragon yells, "QUIET!" This soon silences everyone but corey, who is still pretending he is the white rabbit (popping up here, hiding there, etc.). Dragon approaches the bar and says, "Kansteline, the familiar of the most profound wizard in te world to day (me :p) will soon show herself! (The crowd gasps) Dragon utters some words in the Yâgertounge and a huge cloud of smoke claoks the entire area. After 20 minutes of blindness, Dragon can be seen stading on the bar, holding a rubber chicken. "DANG IT! WRONG SPELL!" The general assembly returns to foodfighting, while Dragon tells the Aurora to GTHOH, and fast.
Meanwhile, Sammy begins hurling chesnuts at the general assembly. Please, let this provoke you.