Boozerama Bar IV

Shade gets bored of noone taking any notice of the Alien in their midst,and finishes off his 40 gallon drum of Speights.
He then sends a hypermail to the Sentaurus galaxy and orders a pizza and a freighterload of Speights Old Dark.

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You don't, i make everyone. don't worry you don't suck. trust me

I'll probably be flying around in a shuttle craft, then die and come back again many times. 🙂

Skyblade, I got som'n for you, go look in the back of the bar. When he goes out there, a olympic size pool filled with DP greets him. I got some huge straws too, if you want them.

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Can I be in the plug too? I'll buy you a duck... a live one! I swear! Well, maybe not a live duck. Still, I wonder what happens when ducks swim in pools of Dr. Pepper?

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Corey wakes up from his Starbust-induced daze, wonders what went on, and remembers a big light and angels floating around a sphere...then notices he's 350 credits poorer than he used to be (he doesn't keep much money on him). All of a sudden, he notices that his gallbladder doesn't hurt as much as it used to. That's the last time he goes to a second-rate MediDroid for an operation...but the Starburst seems to have done some good, because his pain is almost gone. Hmph. Fat lot of good he did listening to the advice of a droid. The stupid hunk of metal told him that you were supposed to avoid synthehol.

And he promises to finish reading the entire thread - he was only 50% finished the last time he posted :redface:

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Coreył (Cubed)
That's Corey x Corey x Corey

(quote)Originally posted by coreycubed:
**And he promises to finish reading the entire thread - he was only 50% finished the last time he posted:eek:

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Mac, just have him read 3. It's not really important to know what's going on, at least not as important as bfs. I joined into BB2 without having read any of BB1.

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BB1 is the third link there, and BB1 didn't really have anything to do with BB2, so it really isn't necessary for him or you to have read it. Those were completely different, though BB1 is probably the best read of the set.

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Insano I think you actually died 14 times.

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Thanks for collecting the links for me - I knew about the previous Boozeramas since I used to be on the boards under a different name (the "evil" wall rings a bell) but I thought it was way too much trouble to go back and read them all. Nevertheless, I'll be sure to do that by the time everyone gets back.

Corey

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Coreył (Cubed)
That's Corey x Corey x Corey

update: finished BB1. Won't be able to do the others till later.

(This message has been edited by coreycubed (edited 08-23-2001).)

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Originally posted by Shade:
**Shade gets bored of noone taking any notice of the Alien in their midst,and finishes off his 40 gallon drum of Speights.
He then sends a hypermail to the Sentaurus galaxy and orders a pizza and a freighterload of Speights Old Dark.
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Who cares about some alien? Algebraic notation, soda, evil walls from heck, spoon fights, pushing Insano off a cliff... that's what the Boozerama Bars are about! Not aliens! 😛 j/k

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OV drinks his wonderful Balisticaly Large Super-Duper Personally Gigantic Massive Ultra Big 500 oz. DP and falls into a state of happiness. OV ignores all personal attacks for the next 2 seconds. After the 2 seconds anyone who personally attacked him pays dearly. . .

OV bonks Luke on the head with a frying pan. Sorry you looked like you needed it. OV bonks the pan on his own head. I looked like i needed it.

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Mac gets up and whacks OV over the head with a Tritanium spoon, to make sure he really is dazed, then goes through his pockets. Unfortunately, sincee OV is a poor Hitchhiker, he doesn't find a whole lot - just 50 credits and a small towel. Better than nothing, though. He uses the 50 credits to get himself a big glass of Dr. Pepper.

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Where's Skyblade? I want to see how he reacts to his new pool.

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He is probably slaving over the BFS4 graphics.

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Corey gets his newer-than-new GameCube, plugs a CubeLink Advanced cable into a convieniently located socket under his big red Elmer Fudd-ish hunting cap, downloads the last 3 BBs and force-feeds them into his brain (nearly triggering a permanent brain-freeze). Instantly, he is granted the wisdom others only dream of (actually, it only lets him know what he's been missing). He remebers a sad little man with a SpamBurger™ stand, and decides to re-open it. He mills around aimlessly for 30 minutes or so, then almost kills himself with a can of Pepsi just for the fun of it. But he thinks better of it and grabs a 64oz Britney cup from 7-11, fills it with Coke and challenges anyone and everyone to a spoon deathmatch...with his brand-spanking-new InstaSpoon™ with patented lightbulb action!

Any takers?

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Luke shakes the stars away from around his head (again) and picks up his Alien-Armor™ spoon. "I'll take your challenge!" he says to corey.

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"HA!" shouts Corey. He proceeds to activate the lightbulb action that's really a laser beam, and starts writing in the "O" of Luke's sig. Once finished, he begins a mad spoon duel that the likes of which have never been seen before. Insano stares at them oddly, then dunks his head into a barrel of Pepsi that no one noticed before, fills his cheeks and begins to spew large amounts of roach juice at the two contenstants. Naturally, this proved fatal, and as he lay there twitching, Skyblade runs in and yells, "Death to Pepsi!" and begins to siphon the nasty fluid out the door. Unfortunately for Insano, he lay directly in the path of the oncoming sludge...

Meanwhile, Luke and Corey are engaged in a brutal match. "Come with me to the Indigo Plateau!" says Corey. "I am your second cousin - twice removed!!!" "NOOOOO!!!" shouts Luke. "That's impossible!!!!" The dueling ensues. The outcome is in anyone's hands...

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Yipee! I died again! Wait, I can't die, I'm still a pool of blood. And, therefore, I can't shoot roach juice. Or am I alive? I don't know. Let's just say that I have a body now and that I've died 15 times. Sound good?

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Originally posted by Insano:
**Yipee! I died again! Wait, I can't die, I'm still a pool of blood. And, therefore, I can't shoot roach juice. Or am I alive? I don't know. Let's just say that I have a body now and that I've died 15 times. Sound good?

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Well, you were talking to everyone, which implies you have a mouth to speak with (unless you've developed pool-of-blood telepathy). So it's safe to say that your pseudo-mouth could spew Pepsi. But then you got a new body and you've died 15 times total. Sounds good to me, what about everyone else?

ps: my plug hasn't hit the add-ons page yet, but check it out when it does! It's guaranteed to make you laugh(or at least a small chuckle to yourself).

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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**Meanwhile, Luke and Corey are engaged in a brutal match. "Come with me to the Indigo Plateau!" says Corey. "I am your second cousin - twice removed!!!" "NOOOOO!!!" shouts Luke. "That's impossible!!!!" The dueling ensues. The outcome is in anyone's hands...
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Corey lies on the floor with a stubbed toe, which Luke gave him by kicking his foot really hard during the spoon fight. "Ouch!" corey says repeatedly, as the King of Pepsi tries to seduce Luke to the Dark Side of Soda. "Never!" Luke shouts.
"Then," says the King of Pepsi with mock sadness, "You shall die."
"Aaaaaaaah!" Luke wails like a little girl as the King shoots blue-cold Pepsi through his fingers and at Luke.
"Cousin! Save me!" Luke shouts to corey.

(Eited: 500th post! Whoopee!)

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(This message has been edited by Luke (edited 08-23-2001).)