Boozerama Bar IV

Mac waves a hand, and suddenly several men armed with hoses charge out after Skyblade. Not realizing this is the DP pit crew, he starts running, but they quickly run him down and force him to hold still while they refil his DP backpack. Then they shoot at Insano for a couple of seconds just for fun, and run backstage again.

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

5...Be7

Now you've confused me, I've never been in this position before.

The Hunter armwrestles Insano as Insano is running away, Hunter wins because Insano is busy dodging bullets. The Hunter walks back in and orders a tallg glass of Mug, then waits for Macavenger to make a move

🙂

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The Hunter: semi-dangerously flying around in his Courier, looking for Pirates who are worse them him to blow up. Loyalty: Umm...I like the Feds better but I ain't enlisting!

Zen finally attempts to enter the bar the normal accepted way, through the door, without being able to speak in the area beforehand. "I'll have the largest glass of the letter "L" you have available he yells as quietly as he can at the bar tender.

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You said you were going to get one anyway, right?

In a couple of years when my pc is completely out of date. Not that it already isn't. I don't like spending more than $1,000 on a mac when I have a PC.

Insano, getting used to running turns aroung and monty pythons the knifes.

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is the plot here to kill insano and why?

Overrider sits down and watches the chess. Skyblade and Mac sit there for hours with out moving and Overrider falls asleep. Although knowing it's a bad idea.

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Overrider was right, it was a bad idea.... A pirat have just came in and gotten his eyes on Overrider that sleeps, he takes out his knife and right before he`s about to stab Ovverider escape_alex comes and shoots the pirat in the back..

that will cost ya 10000 credits says escape_alex to Overrider

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is the plot here to kill insano and why?

It seems that way, doesn't it?

Insano looks at the two chess player that aren't moving then shoots the board. "Move already!"

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Originally posted by Overrider720:
**is the plot here to kill insano and why?

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Trying to kill insano is a long-standing Boozerama tradition. We can never seem to manage it fully, though.

Luke sips his Coke and orders a special spoon made out of alien armor on the hypernet.

"Insano, when you're done being attacked, I wouldn't mind a good spoon fight."

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Please don't write out of the space.

Just to annoy Skyblade and stir things up a bit, I've decided it's time we brought in a new character to beat up. This time it'll be an NPC though, so everyone can join the fun!

A man wearing a Confederation Admiral's uniform walks in and sits at the bar. He orders the largest Pepsi available.

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6. d3
Well, I've never had this position before either, so we can be confused on our way through it together. Though after doing some detailed analysis, I'm not sure 5... Be7 was the best move. It looks good, but after working it out 10 plies or so, it becomes much less clear. Since you've already played 5... Be7, I'll go ahead and give you my alternative I worked out.
5... d5 6.Bb3 Nf6 (6.Bd3; This blocks the d pawn, so I prefer b3. Black plays 6... Nf6 either way.) 7.Nc3 Bb4 8. O-O O-O 9. d4 Nc6
With an equal, fairly symmetrical, and boring position as I've read is common in the Petroff.
I'm far from master strength of course, so there could be a much better way to play it, that's just what I came up with after about 5 minutes. Of course, I spent more time on 5.... Be7 6.d3, but I'm not going to tell you what I came up with there yet, because you still have to play it.

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Well, Insano, another alternative would be to read through my aforementioned article on (url="http://"http://members.home.net/e-gamerguy1/chess/AlgebraicNotation.html")Algebraic Notation(/url) so you can post moves on the web board here, like The Hunter and I are doing.

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Insano sees the confed admiral and scowls. He then starts to hit him with his two durasteel spoons. "Get out!"

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Well, Insano, another alternative would be to read through my aforementioned article on Algebraic Notation so you can post moves on the web board here, like The Hunter and I are doing.

It's okay. I've been playing chess on yahoo. And losing badly. 🙂

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(quote)Originally posted by Insano:
**It's okay. I've been playing chess on yahoo. And losing badly.:)

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grunadulater walks in and picks up a dead black chess piece, and starts to chew on it.after its mushy he swollows it and rips a support beam out of the wall and starts to chew ont that.

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I bet there darn tasty to.

"What is he doing here!?" Skyblade roars as he notices the Confederation Admiral. "Neither you nor your nasty roach juice-of-a-drink are permitted in this bar!"

Skyblade grabs the pepsi from the admiral, splashes it on the admiral's face, throws the glass on the floor, and attacks him with his Tritanium knives. Like all Confederation officers, the admiral is bloated and slow, and finally crawls out of the bar with his once-blue gleaming uniform in ribbons.

"Don't bother to come back! You're lucky I let you live... Go tell your president that I commend him for his amazing admirals!"

With that, Skyblade slams the door shut and turns to Mac.

"Umm, Mac? Why on earth did you serve him a pepsi? Do you mean to tell me you still have some of that roach juice in the bar, eh?"

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-Cap'n Skyblade
-Battle for Sol - Episode III: The Worlds Beyond the Milky Way - coming soon -

Luke hides behind a table because he knows not to be anywhere near Cap'n Skyblade when he's mad about Pepsi. 😉

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"No need to worry, Luke. As long as you have nothing to do with roach juice, you're safe." 😉

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-Cap'n Skyblade
-Battle for Sol - Episode III: The Worlds Beyond the Milky Way - coming soon -

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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
"Umm, Mac? Why on earth did you serve him a pepsi? Do you mean to tell me you still have some of that roach juice in the bar, eh?"

If you look carefully at my post, you'll note that I said he ordered roach-juice. I never said anything about him being served any. 😉

How about that chess game? The pieces are still all set up for you. 🙂

Mac walks back to his old computer terminal.
"grunadulater always seems to do weird stuf in here, ya'know?" he says, while typing.

/ban grunadulater

grunadulater is hurled out the door, and Mac sends him a bill for the chess piece and support beam. 10 credits for the chess piece, 2,000 for the support beam, 1,000 for labor to replace the support beam, 10,000 for insurance premiums rising based on the increased likelihood that the bar will spontaneously collapse, and 10,000,000 in emotional damages relating to the lost chess piece. 😉 Total: 10,013,010 credits

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Skyblade seems a bit suspicious. "But Mac, you're the one responsible for what drinks are in the bar in the first place," he says, waving his turbolaser (don't worry, I'm not going to shoot you ;)). "How'd the roach juice get in here anyway?"

Skyblade again sits down. "Alright, time to play chess."

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-Cap'n Skyblade
-Battle for Sol - Episode III: The Worlds Beyond the Milky Way - coming soon -

(quote)Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**Skyblade seems a bit suspicious. "But Mac, you're the one responsible for what drinks are in the bar in the first place," he says, waving his turbolaser (don't worry, I'm not going to shoot you:p

You've got white, so go ahead and move.

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Pawn moves to A4.

1... e5

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