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"What's wrong with your backpack? Didn't I tell you we could refill it?"
BTW, Skyblade, The Hunter is still here. A) You didn't finish the command or use my terminal right, and It's keyed to my fingerprint.
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"First of all, I don't have ketchup or Root Beer or glue on me anymore, turns out Fire Extinguisher also works well as soap."
Hunter clears his throat
"Second of all, I prefer the Feds because of the compact nature of their space, which is safer from Pirates, I'm not registered as a Fed Trader either, I'm Independent, and I've never blown up a Reb ship."
Hunter gets a can of Barq's from the vending machine
"Third and last, Pepsi is evil. Root Beer is the right way to go IMO."
Hunter goes back to drinking
------------------ The Hunter: semi-dangerously flying around in his Courier, looking for Pirates who are worse them him to blow up. Loyalty: Umm...I like the Feds better but I ain't enlisting!
Insano says, "OK, then you'll have no problem throwing confed stickers into the fire. So, join in."
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"Alright then, Mac. Just refill my backpack. I drained it within a few hours..."
Skyblade takes a seat next to the fire once again. "I still don't like this 'fed' stuff."
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Insano then throws full cans of confederation cola into the fire. Then, they explode. "Hmm, that explosion looks a lot like a confed patrol ship blowing up!"
"Or the explosian of a 'Fed Junkboat," Skyblade adds as a finishing touch.
Can I throw Pirate stickers in the fire too?
The Hunter throws Pepsi stickers in the fire, and tries to find a Fed sticker to throw in, he finally finds one, throws it in, and relaxes knowing that he won't be lynched now
Skyblade gives hunter a slap on the back. "There ya go! I might let you live for a few more days, now that you've proved your loyalty by tossing a 'fed sticker in the flames..."
Ah, dying ain't that bad. I've done it, what, 10 times now? I love the refreshing feeling of having a body after being a formless mass of blood.
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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade: "Alright then, Mac. Just refill my backpack. I drained it within a few hours..."
A professional race pit crew comes out and swiftly refills Skyblade's backpack. "Wow, it took you that long to drain it? I thought you could get through 8 gallons in about an hour." He looks at his watch. "OK, who had 4:17:00?"
"Yeehaw!" one of the crew screams. "I won the pool! Oh, in your face! i told you it'd take longer than that!" The rest of the team heaves him out the door and throws the pool after him.
Mac looks at his watch again. "Eleven seconds. Fast enough for you, Skyblade?"
~choke~cough~choke~ "Fast enough? <gulp> I would think so."
"A couple more days? Don't I get some kind of newbie extension?"
Newbie extension, couple of days? What are you talking about? Insano walks outside just to find a confederate cruiser sitting there. "What is that?" he asks. It was the cruiser of one of the most respected confed admirals in the military. "C'mon, let's do som'n to it he will NOT like."
Skyblade, who had just walked out the bar, suddenly noticed the Confed Cruiser...
"Gross!! What is that thing, representing the evil roach juice, doing here!?"
Skyblade runs into the bar, waving and screaming. "Common, commandos! The cruiser of the evil pepsi juice empire is here!"
The commandos and Skyblade run out of the bar with their high-powered coca-cola guns and Dr. Pepper catapults, ready to decimate the evil invader.
The odd thing about that Cruiser is the Bill Gates logo written on the side of it...
Hunter quickly draws his patented purple-paint propulsion pump
And no, I've never been to Evildrome. Sounds like a fun place, is it under Reb, Fed, or Pirate control? I'll guess Reb.
(This message has been edited by The Hunter (edited 08-11-2001).)
Evildrome is the pirate capital.
Insano then brings out his pepsi launcher. He shoots cans at it until the entire surface is covered with pepsi cans. Skyblade, blow the thing up.
But before Skyblade blows the cruiser up, he runs into the cruiser and drags Bill Gates out.
"It's time for us to teach you a lesson, Mr. Gates..."
"Shoot. That's a Bill Gates clone, not the real Bill Gates."
The Hunter covers the clone with purple paint
"He's all yours to finish off Skyblade."
Pirate capital? Wow! I didn't even know there was such a thing!
In thanks to Hunter, Skyblade lets him use the Bill Gates clone as shooting practice, since he's gotton rusty lately. After that, Skyblade hauls the Bill clone to a nearby 6,000 foot canyon and throws him over. Ouch...
"Thanks, I needed that target practice and-oh no! A Pepsi Fleet just energed from hyperspac into high orbit of whatever planet we're on!"
Hunter draws his PPPPP (Patented Purple Paint Propulsion Pump), his proton blaster, his spacesuit complete with jetpack, and his grappling hook, and takes off in a Rent-A-Shuttle
"I'm just borrowing this because my Courier is under repair-the Bill Clone Cruiser landed on the back half of it. I'll show the Pepsi people the error of their ways."
s######s semi-evilly