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grunadulater internal organs spray on everyone while his lifeless arms somehow lodges a 36 liter up skyblades eye socket.
------------------ I bet there darn tasty to.
Insano then throws his two favorite soft drinks into his personal shield generator. Orange soda and root beer. He now has an invinicble shield and goes to get revenge on Mac, Skyblade, and Sattomax.
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Are you talking about "the destruction of Battlegroup Four?"
Yes, I'm talking about that. He said you sounded like a geek. Of course, it could just be insecurity.
Sattomax jumps back into his Kestrel and unleashes Sprite cans on Insano, which manage to break the shield. He then fires some scorpions at Insano, which quickly rip him apart into nothingness.
------------------ Apparently, my X-Rapiers are kicking HC warship @$$ right about now.
Mac and Skyblade then attack Insano with chain saws, oiled with Coca Cola.
Insano- Well then, tell your friend that I want him to write an EV story and submit it to your website, then I'll tell him what I think of it.
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after noting that insano's shield doesnt affct him grunadulater gets out of the hole after reassimbaling himself tapes insano's mouth and nose closed so that he passes out.then he hotglues insano to the wall and shoots a staple in his eye with a staplegun.he then goes to live in a small glass bottle full of pure corbonision.
Mac and Skyblade then cover Insano with duck tape.
Well then, tell your friend that I want him to write an EV story and submit it to your website, then I'll tell him what I think of it.
Ok, i will. Except, I don't think he knows how to log onto the internet...
Insano dies and crawls out a pool of . He then gets a new robot body. Pain no longer affects him. He then has super powered Pepsi blasters. He shoots them at Skyblade. And he shoots neutron blasters at Macavenger and Sattomax. "This is % !!"
Well, if your friend thinks I'm a loser for writting a bad story, what does that make him for not even knowing how to log onto the internet?
Mac, Skyblade, and Max all run away from the monstor Insano. They go into the bar and pick up their ~real~ weapons, and the commando teams do the same. Mac and Skyblade get on either side of Insano, trying to dodge the waves of pepsi cans. All at once, turbolaser and ground to ground rockets pound the robot. Pain might not effect him, but destroyed circuts certainly will. By the time the commandos have finished their target practice, Insano looks like hundreds of PC machines trashed on the rocky ground.
"He must have been run on Windows 98," Skyblade muddered as he walked back into the bar or a Dr. Pepper.
"More like 3.1," Mac disagreed. He went back for some Sprite. Arriving at the terminal, he typed "/away".
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"Maybe you're right," Skyblade replied in agreement. "His OS didn't even match 95."
Minutes later, thirty bulk freighters arrived, full of mainly Dr. Pepper (due to its high demand by a particular person ;)), as well as Sprite and Cherry Coke.
Boozarama III? sigh
I wonder if anyone from the original Boozarama still exists
-Kevin
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Hey, I am running Win 3.1! Ok, just kidding. I'm running 98. Although, I do admit that Mac OS's are superior to windows. So much more steady... The only reason I am running win 98 is for gaming compatability. Although, a new mac with os X is forseeable in the near future...
Insano, tired of being ganged up on, gets a new tritanium robot body and flops down in his rebel cruiser. He exchanges the turrets and cannons for pepsi turrets and launchers. Now, when missles, torps, and heavy rockets explode, they explode pepsi. He fires a bunch of those at the bar so it's dripping with pepsi.
But all the pepsi evaporates quickly at the bar, and ground-to-air anti-pepsi rockets, loaded with molton metal heated at millions of degrees, smash into Insano's cruiser and melts him.
Originally posted by Capt. Editor: **Boozarama III? sigh
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Nope. The Boozerama Bars are like the Jaws series: They get worse and worse with less of the original cast/members as time goes on.
Luke is covered in Pepsi, Coke, Sprite, Dr Pepper and various other soft drinks, because he's just standing in the BBIII. He doesn't mind because he is still quite drunk...
Oh, yeah: I won't be on the boards for a coupla' weeks. C you later.
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(This message has been edited by Luke (edited 08-04-2001).)
So Skyblade sends Luke out to fight Insano, since he's still drunk...
(Won't be around for awhile? Oh well, seeya!)
Skyblade, the stench of roach juice is still there.
Skyblade brings out the Lysol spray and gets rid of the roach juice stench. He then attacks Insano with a crowbar and rips the circuts out of his shattered remains.
Insano then explodes taking skyblade and the bar with him.
But Insano forgets that Skyblade, Mac, and all the commandos are indestructable, and they all build the bar back in a few minutes. Before long, another shipment of Dr. Pepper arrives...
Skyblade, we have a rule. No super powers. That got out of hand before you joined BB2. So, your commandos can't be indestructible.