The Officers Club Bar #5

OV comes back with good food for everyone.

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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Bartender, roll the dice to see if I'm getting dunk

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See I'm the king of the swingers, the Jungle V.I.P.,
But I've reached the top and had to stop,
And that's what's
botherin' me.

You got it. Now, let's see... Consults the Bars and BarkeepsŽ rulebook and rolls 5D2.3 along the bar. Let's see... Consults the charts on his Bartender Screen Well, according to this, you are now a linoleum toad. This is a pretty odd rulebook. Oh, and thanks for the food, OV.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"

Hey is that a piece of fairy-cake?!

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See I'm the king of the swingers, the Jungle V.I.P.,
But I've reached the top and had to stop,
And that's what's
botherin' me.

Why yes, it is. Help yourself, if you like.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"

OV takes a vacation to Hawaii

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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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C'mon, let's revive this bar! Start posting again! Pours drinks. A free drink for anyone who posts!

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"

9024 wakes up and starts to jab people at random with a pointy stick.

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Hey, watch it with that thing!
LCA jumps back, draws Krupps-Matzer™ AM-Blaster Mk 4ŽŠ™
to threaten 9024 with,

thinks better of shooting anyone,
holsters blaster again and decides to avail of that free drink.

nods at Bartender "BlueyGreenŽ please"

makes polite conversation
"So what kind of a name is 9024 anyway,
you escape from a penal colony or something...?"

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Here's your BlueyGreenŽ, Anic. Enjoy.
Y'know, we oughta start up another RPG. It's been too long.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"

Indeed it has.
Much too long my friend. Things seem to have gotten quiet around here.

Pass me a classic GreenyBlue, won't you old boy?

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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."

OK, so what kind of (Hic) RPG did you have in mind then (Hic)?
Hm, this BlueyGreenŽŠ™ has a lot of air in it. must be the new recipe...

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Here's a GreenyBlueŽŠ, Spamo. tosses spamo the concoction. Well, something with grand space battles, odd plots, and good characters and so forth.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"

Oh, you mean its like all the other RPGs then.
So what would make this one different then?

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

We don't have to make it unique, necessarily. Just needs a good story.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"

Gee, this reminds me of the good ol days when there was the first Officers Club Bar. Hmm, as I recall we almost hit a thousand posts or so before admin decided to start choppin em up.

"Anyway" he begins as he slides into a bar seat "how long has it been since anything interesting has happened here?"
He twirls his thumbs in mused silence, sighs, and continues. "... Or maybe its lack of anything interesting that's most interesting. It would appear this board has... been shot."

Somebody in the back slurs out "U ain't seen no hiccugh.... smokin' gun."

"How about it Cicion?"

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Yes, me ol' place reached 1008 posts before andrew closed it because its size was distorting space-time. We're also coming up on the need for a new bar. Just a reminder to let me start it.

Anyway, who else thinks a new RPG might be good? And where have all my patrons gone? Darkk and co. haven't posted here in a while.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"

"Oh, he is around." Zeta says with a slight distant look in his voice. "They're all around... someplace. It's just that it's a little cacophonnes subject."

Zeta looks around the bar. Everything is in remarkably good order. Aside from a few hundred chared phazer blasts in the east wall, everything has been thoroughly spit-shined.

"Can I get a bottled water?" He smiles.

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Another one of these BlueyGreensŽŠ™ please...,
... Say, are you sure this is the non alcoholic caffeine enhanced variant? Tastes strange, a taste I've not tasted since...

Anic sniffs for tendrils of the FORCE

Hmm, do you have any dry roasted peanuts?

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Sure! We've got some other varieties of dry roasted plant too. Take your pick. Pours the BlueyGreen and swirls it around, looking into it. Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is the right kind. Maybe it's the cosmic dust that's passing through the system.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"