Mag Steelglass's comm unit crackles. Mag! So glad you're back for a spell? D'you think you'd mind ambling down here for a bit? I've been backed into a lower jeffries tube by a rather large pack of Meggarats. I'm about to make a move at punching through their ranks, but I could always use some backup...
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the patrons start running sideways back and forth and leaning to the sides as the camera tilts left and right, just like in the old movies.
Dammit, I leave for one little... well, okay, maybe it has been a while. But the contractors who rigged us up to this asteroid promised me the moorings were good for fifty years without renovation. We must have been... sabotaged!
Dramatic, note-by-note chord buildup from the brass section
Quick, we must assemble a defense team!
Dammit, another singularity must have opened up nearby and started screwing with time. Let me make you that drink, Anic, and then I'll have a look through the Lookamascope to see what's going on.
...Oh dear. Dear oh dear. Worse than I suspected. It's the highly uncommon and unpredictable Doublarity. Brace yourselves, customers. Who knows what might happen?
Indeed, yes. Good stuff. I'm not a big Becks fan personally, but he really should be with a top team. Plus, Beckham, Ronaldinho and Kaká all in the same place? Sweet.
My more personal cause is for Arsenal to finish in the top four.
Anyway, back to space. Anybody need any drinks? Or odd spatial phenomena? They seem to come hand in hand around here.
Yeah, it's not looking like optimism is going to come easily any other way. Grab one for me while you're at it.
I've also decided to donate 3% of all takings over the next few weeks to the "bribe LA Galaxy to friggin' let David Beckham stay with AC Milan fund". Important cause, that.
Right then, several rootbeers all around! ...I'm fairly sure I served the right types to the right customers. Fairly sure.
Oh, also, that pesky vending machine seems to now be featuring the commemorative Hagrobama Hope Cola∞. Apparently it's made only from the most hopeful of cola root. I wonder what the humble plant aspires to?