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KDC, after getting "un-stunned", trudges off to go 'back to the brownie board'. On the way she mutters randomly... and is delerious.
------------------ Things can be accomplished with two dozen freezer-burned waffles, a half roll of duct tape, and 8,000 neon shoelaces. I just know it. . .
Albadar , who watches all the antics from a chair in the corner quietly, wonders just how all this got started from wanting to run a decent little pub.... He shakes his head slowly, almost as if in deep thought. His image slowly disappears into a slight mist, and he is gone. EDIT- ** no magic was used - he wasn't really there**
(This message has been edited by Albadar (edited 04-28-2003).)
SlaVitiCkus thinks this new guy is too serious, but the though dissapears as he does....
What was I thinking...oh yea, brownies....mmm...gooey
------------------ Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
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Originally posted by LabRat: **his **
Originally posted by kraftdinnerclone: **her **
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Rawzer then decides that patrons have to actually be in the bar in order to receive drinks. But not to pay for them.
------------------ I had a dream that I had about a dozen links here. Mostly to other places on this site. Weird.
(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 04-30-2003).)
SlaVitiCkus wonders where anyone else could be other than the bar to get drinks...
They might be, perhaps taking a drink from the water foutain or a sink. Besides, the bar must order cream soda (unless they already have some) to gain a stedfast, violent, crazy and very rich patron.
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KDC looks up from her brownie plans and has an artistic idea which leads her to draw elaborate patterns on the bar walls with a block of freezer-dried ice cream.
------------------ I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.
LabRat sees KraftDinnerClone painting with ice cream. Enraged for no good reason ( Probably rootbeer overdose) he grabs Rawzer by the neck, hauls him over to where the ice cream is and pounds his head into his shoulder blades so he looks like Ed Sullivan. Rawzer staggers wearily over to KraftDinnerClone and torches the brownies with a flamethrower. The flamethrower ( A creation of a mentally unbalanced plugin maker) is then turned on LabRat. LabRat has his fancy 8.8 million gp conjuerer robe burnt to a crisp. Ignoring spells, the enraged LabRat opens a pressurized rootbeer gun and blasts everyone to the other side of the bar. Grabbing a staff, he smashes the shiny wood counter of the bar. He is given a timeout and is forced to eat brownies and freeze dried ice cream.
------------------ LabRat : Lover of all computer games and worshipper of the Mac
SlaVitiCkus suggests taking root beer off the menu.
LabRat tells SlaVitiCkus that it does'nt matter because LabRat brings in his own rootbeer. Any other insane POGers like it? If they do, they should pledge their alligance to the king of insane rootbeer lovers, LabRat. Also, LabRat offers one million gp to anyone who smuggles in a hundred gallon container. Then he promptly picks SlaVitiCkus up and uses him to clean the floor. Then he donates 40 million gp to the bar, his whole fortune, just for the heck of it. Happy patrons give him too much rootbeer.................
SlaVitiCkus suggests LabRat calms down, and maybe take some of them rootbeer patches, or rootbeer gum, until he can quit.
Just then, a team grabs LabRat, forces him into a white jacket, and throws him into a padded room. (I can just imagine what LabRats next post will be)
Rawzer ignores everything LabRat has ever said or done.
------------------ I had a (url="http://"http://forums.evula.com/viewforum.php?f=6")dream(/url) that I had about a (url="http://"http://evula.com")dozen(/url) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=56&SUBMIT;=Go")links(/url) here. (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=6&SUBMIT;=Go")Mostly(/url) to other (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=20&SUBMIT;=Go")places(/url) on this (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=1")site(/url). (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=10&SUBMIT;=Go")Weird(/url).
LabRat, after being yanked into the padded room, is in a fury. After he calms down, he decides to quit rootbeer for ever. Then he remebers he can perform magic, he is not in the bar. When the evil white coated pinheads come back in, he knocks them out with a strong staff and ties them up with a magical rope. The rope will always tie them down. The he directs a blast of lighting towards the lock of the room. As it burst astunder, he portals himself back into the bar. He is now a quieter calmer LabRat. But he still likes to drink soda. His new favorite is cream soda. No bad effects, but makes him VERY energetic. After knocking SlaVitiCkus into oblivion he buys free drinks for everyone, including the unconcious SlaVitiCkus.
w00t, free drinks! You're back on my christmas-card list!
SlaVitiCkus chugs the cola, forgetting that you just don't do that to carbonated drinks. SlaVitiCkus is soon in immersurable pain.
Cha0s sips at his Coke, eyeing the recently-made-up LabRat and Slavitikus. He then goes over to Rawzer and whispers something in his ear. Then he uses magic to teleport them into a psudo-world that seems to them to be exactly like the real world. However, to us, it just seems that they're gone (Halleluyah!). He then decides to leave them there for an indefinite amount of time (cougha few yearscough).
Ah, the peace and quite of a relaxing LabRat/Slavitickus free bar...
------------------ CI-I@()s (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/world-of-cha0s/")The Homepage of Cha0s(/url)
SlaVitiCkus is sad for not being accepted...
Use WoC today! It adds many new spells and missions to the PoG universe! (Hey, ChaOs advertised it on all the other threads, I figured this one felt left out)
Gladdened by a sudden advertising outburst about WoC from Slavitickus, Cha0s agreed to bring him back to the real bar if he said it there (which he obviously just did since you read it...).
Cha0s then sits back and watches DL count rise...
Rawzer takes a nap. Chirpo keeps his eyes on the bar.
SlaVitiCkus introduces everyone to his two evil penguins that live with him, Penguin #1 and Penguin #2. After the formalities, Penguin #2 smacks SlaVitiCkus and demands fish.
Shhh, Rawzers napping.
Originally posted by Rawzer in the original Boozerama Bar: **Who's with me?!!
<cricket chirp>
Fine. Whoever's with me gets free beer!
Rawzer buys the cricket a drink. Luckily it only takes a shot glass of mildy alchoholic booze to get him drunk. Then the cricket (who's called Chirpo by his friends) campains with Rawzer to shut down the BFS thread (unsuccessfully). **
The origin of Chirpo. Later, I'm told, he gained immortality and super powers. Even later, I adopted him as my son. Watch out for this nasty fellow.