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Carnotaur poures boiling oil on draco, then kicks him into a vat of grounded up fish juice
Carnotaur then watches with satisfaction as a big ugly smelly Glob Thing from the Black Lagoon swallows the vat and draco up with one gulp.
Carnotaur then orders a drink and grins about starting page 4...
------------------ If at first you don't succeed...Hit it harder! - Me -------------- Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it. Coming to the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html")EV Chronicles(/url).
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Shade blasts his way out of the Haloween Bunny,which keels over from loss of vital organs. He then feeds the glob grenades until it explodes,showering glob and Draco over the bar.
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.
Rima enters the bar, holding her head. A note to everyone, when you've been here almost a year, never ever go back and look at your newbie posts. Your self-esteem gets severly deflated. Rima orders the strongest drink in the bar and then savagely eats her neighbor's dog. Stupid little yipper.
Anyway.....Rima looks at a little penguin chick and then decides against feeding the cute little thing to Quin. She picks it up. "I'd name you fuzzy, but that would be demeaning. So I shall just call you....Piper, unless I find a better name."
Rima now has her own little penguin. Awww......this is a killable pet, since it's not real.grins
------------------ Of course Women don't work as hard as men....They do it right the first time. My AIM is Rima17456
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I394 urges Rima not to kill the "unreal" penguin chick, as it is cute and innocent.
I'm currently rocking out to some awesome music on "The Halloween Hairball." The local classic rock station is playing "the hairiest and scariest" classic rock for 3 hours. By the way, anyone else like hair rock?
------------------ When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it. -Shade
Payback begins making funny noises, attempting to make the cute penguin baby explode with the power of his mind. He only manages to catch a fly buzzing by, which promptly whizzes up Payback's nose and into his head with some telekinetic coaxing (accidental, of course!). Payback thrashes around the bar, screaming in terror, wishing someone would end his misery and decapitate him (in an interesting way!!).
------------------ -Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url) Treat all the world as the world deserves, With love or with hate but never with harm, --an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation
Phoenix walks in and turns on the dance music way too loud,passes out a variety of narcotics and drinks, and then passes out from an extreme overdose of vodka.
------------------ I suppose when it comes down to it, we don't have room for mistakes. We do, until we don't. Then the game ends. It was fun. At times.
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Originally posted by coreycubed: **Someone explain how OV can still post while he is "gone"...
And Jess, it's not over. Indeed, is it ever over...
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Jess throws her arms round corey 'Aww I'm soo glad everthing's ok again sweetie' She gets out 15 catalogues. Right, we need to look at prams, cots, baby clothes, baby food, baby toys, wallpaper(all this red paint has got to go boys), photo frames, baby crockery and baby souveniers. Get started.
------------------ You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.
Shade kicks the stupid stoner,and switches the music to Pink Floyd. We don't need no education......
Originally posted by Jess: ** Jess throws her arms round corey 'Aww I'm soo glad everthing's ok again sweetie' She gets out 15 catalogues. Right, we need to look at prams, cots, baby clothes, baby food, baby toys, wallpaper(all this red paint has got to go boys), photo frames, baby crockery and baby souveniers. Get started.
All right! I may be leaving but that's to much!!!!
OV darkens the red with a fresh coat of blood from corey.
------------------ You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me All quiet on the western Front. But not for long.... OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!!!!!!!!........ The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url) AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
Phoenix rises up and blows apart Shade.
Sorry Pheonix. I despise people who get stoned. Here,have a bean bag.
"No way! I like this red paint! The only thing that should go are flirty biritsh girls who are married when they're at least 4 years underage, especially when they're married to 51-year-olds." ESPilot joins Overrider in laying the new coat of red paint.
------------------ Greetings from your friendly local cannibal, put in your town by the federal government to keep the human population in check. I am now more powerful than you can possibly imagine —Armondo Guitierrez Yes but can you dance? —Freakazoid All the lone people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? —The Beatles
(I'm using Kenra off and on for the bar and will use it for RoC3) Kenra graps Payback and chops off his legs, arms, and his head. She then smears his vlood on another wall, and feeds Payback to Brogan Quin, and cute penguin Piper. Piper gobbles it down gleefully.
------------------ Formerly known as Rima.
Carnotaur opens up a relatively small arms vendor for those of you in the bar who want some REAL firepower in a corner of the bar with the sign:
"We sell: GMG, AK-47, Bean Bag Gun (for the non-violent), M-16, Napalm Flamethrower, Laser Rifle, Death Ray, Sidewinder Missile, Anti-Tank Gun, Bazooka, Grenade Launcher, Uzi, AutoMag, etc. etc. etc...."
To show off his wares, Carnotaur shoots Corey with an Anti-Tank Gun, gives Phoenix and SD a Flamethrower (to get popular and have the word spread), and blasts random IRS Agent into smithereens, sending its blood flying across the room and splattering on the walls...
(This message has been edited by Captain Carnotaur (edited 11-01-2001).)
Kenra looks over the picks of guns and then takes a laser Rifle, putting 10,000 crddits on the table and taking some ammo. Then she adds it to her box of good guns and decides to Use the Laser Rifle and the Crystal gun.(Phase Crystal gun, from the first bars I went to, a long time ago.) Then she decides to put Nova back on the ship and give her cat food.
::Asks Carnotaur for an H&K; G11:: ::Waits for response:: . . . . ::Obtains floor rug from spaceship:: ::Sits on floor rug:: "If any of you get blood on my rug I'm going to have to use this" ::Points to pitcher of condensed milk::
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(This message has been edited by The Thought Police (edited 11-01-2001).)
Carnotaur gives The Thought Police a H&K; G11, along with a rug cleaner. Never can be too careful these days...
Then, Carnotaur adds an addition to his shop; EXPLOSIVES!!! To demonstrate his power, Carnotaur chucks a piece of semtex (plastic explosive) at Jess...
Condensed Milk! Shade grabs TTP's condensed milk and skulls it. Ahhhh instant sugar hit Shade joins in the heavy weaponry fun and brings out a minaturised Skraine Plasma Blaster. He then wonders who to shoot.
Gazza wlaks into the bar only recently recovering from the shock of having his Karma raised... He walks up to arms dealer and slips 500,000 credits under the table and walks out with 5 anit tank guns and a bean bag gun with bean bags. gazza then starts shooting bean bags at the cats who start grabbing the bean bags and clawing them untill all teh bubbles come out. "Yo! jess pass me a triple spiked Green Tea!" He then walks over to TTP and sits down on his rug and talks about teh meaning of the universe which is....
------------------ Why Are Manhole Covers Round??? Well why?? Why???
I happen to like flirty British girls, so there. And I'm highly trained in the form of martial arts known as Whupyorbuttus. (Actually, it's Taekwondo, but anyways...) So that post is invalid, as I would've had you on the floor in seconds.
------------------ Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)
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