The bar for cool/snooty people

I"m to yong to drink, but oops i've done it before, that was funny, ummm yeah anyway i'll just shut up now.............. "OH NO CUTEYKITTY where is she? she is proply dead.....sobsob......." just then a little ship lands and CuteyKitty get out!!!!!! "Oh baby come here was that scary? are you ok? I need lots of a cat food please.

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Why....sobsob.....why? oh why why why why why???

Shade tachyon-mails the Skraine Exodus fleet,and several cargo drones are launched from the Hurricane Carriers.
They dock with the bar,and open to reveal several tons of cat food.
ShadowKat is slowly munching his way out.

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

Ka'aat helps eat ShadowKat out and, for the lack of kitty litter, has projectile diareha all over the bar. All soon as everyone comes out from under the tables, they notice that Ka'aat's liquid feces are radioactive.

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When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
-Shade

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Originally posted by SilverDragon:
**"Jess, I suggest an abortion," Esponer puts in. "I'll do it myself with a bread knife if you want."

Esponer gets the bread knife, and approaches Corey. "NEVER insult Jess."

He then proceeds to slice Corey into little pieces as he screams he pain, and then feeds him to Rima's cat, Quin.

**

I appreciate the sentiment, but could you please stop killing my husband?

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You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.

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Originally posted by Jess:
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I appreciate the sentiment, but could you please stop killing my husband?
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What for? Its become a national sport already...

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If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
Do not click (url="http://"http://www.funpages.com/haha.htm")here(/url). Remember, I warned you!

Shade considers killing Ka'aat,but decides not to.

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

/Carnotaur walks in

/Carnotaur hands SilverDragon an AK-47

/Carnotaur shoves a grenade up Corey's mouth

/Carnotaur orders a drink

/Carnotaur wonders what's with all the "/"s

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If at first you don't succeed...Hit it harder! - Me
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html")EV Chronicles(/url).

/Draco wonders whether perhaps it should be /me...

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If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
Do not click (url="http://"http://www.funpages.com/haha.htm")here(/url). Remember, I warned you!

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Originally posted by shayborg:
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Overrider: have a safe trip, and have fun ... Hope to see you back later.
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Are you inasne!? You really expect me to last untill April without being able to talk to you guys!?!?!?

I have good news. I'll be back sooner than I was intending too. Seems my dad has oredered a DSL hook-up 🙂 Won't come for a while though :frown:

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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
All quiet on the western Front. But not for long.... OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!!!!!!!!........
The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)
AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7

Well,we will miss you,OV.
There's always internet cafes,however...

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

Someone explain how OV can still post while he is "gone"...

And Jess, it's not over. Indeed, is it ever over... 😄

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Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)

HappyPirateLand - because conquering the galaxy should be fun for the whole family!

(quote)Originally posted by Payback37:
**laughing his booty off Absolutely, shay, absolutely. Hey, even mods know when they're bested...sometimes.:D

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Visit my EVO web site at **(url="http://"http://www.evoverride.com")http://www.evoverride.com(/url)****!
"Whether 'tis better in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them ... But you don't do either. Neither suffer nor oppose. You just abolish the slings and arrows. It's too easy." -- John the Savage, Brave New World

"Shade, why would you kill Ka'aat?" asks I394. "He was very hungry, and apparently ShadowKat's food doesn't agree with him." I394 gives Ka'aat some fiber to munch on. His droids clean up the radioactive fecal matter. To make amends for Ka'aat's actions, I394 gives ShadowKat more food.

The writer of I394 heads over to civ3.com to try to win a free copy of Civilization III.

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When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
-Shade

TTP enters the bar and orders an L&P; and Vodka. Upon discovering that there are no floor rugs to sit on, TTP returns to his ship (not a battlecruiser) and comes back with a pitcher of condensed milk.

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Shade orders a Miranu heavy frieghter full of beanbags for people to sit on.

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

Draco ignores the bean bags and sits on Shade.

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If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
Do not click (url="http://"http://www.funpages.com/haha.htm")here(/url). Remember, I warned you!

Shade kicks Draco off him,and whacks him over the head repeatedly with a bean bag until all the plastic bubbles come out.
Draco drowns horribly in a vast pool of bean bag bubbles.

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

But suddenly the Halloween Bunny comes, and rescues Draco from the bubbly sea. Draco watches with satisfaction as Shade is gulped in one bite.

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If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
Do not click (url="http://"http://www.funpages.com/haha.htm")here(/url). Remember, I warned you!

TTP pours condensed milk over draco.

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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**Someone explain how OV can still post while he is "gone"...

**

Your that anxious to get rid of me!? Afraid Jess will come to me!? You big meanie! 😉

I'm waiting for soemone to answer a quick question before I go. Than i'll be out of your hair untill the 15th or so when my DSL connection comes.

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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
All quiet on the western Front. But not for long.... OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!!!!!!!!........
The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)
AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7