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Esponer looks around.
"Darn it, darn it, darn it, darn it, darn it! What was I doing up at 4 AM this morning? And why couldn't I wake up at 11 AM this morning? Grrrrr........"
------------------ "That's all very nice, but where's the guns?" - SilverDragon
Lord Gwydion blasts Red40 out of the bar, and serves everyone their drinks. He then sets up a turret defence system that will kill all of those people who barge in and order a drink that doesn't exist.
------------------ YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz. (url="http://"http://pub101.ezboard.com/bstarbasedelta")Starbase Delta(/url)
Mirrorman walks back into the bar. "Good idea, getting rid of that Red40 guy. Getting your head cut off is kind of painful. By the way, I'm not a coward, I just remembered that I had an Urgent delivery to First Centauri." He orders water and goes to sit in the corner.
------------------ If I take a cookie, and you take a cookie, how long will it take me to beat you down for stealing my cookie?
Captaintripps orders his next Miranu Martini straight very dry with a twist then lifts his drink up in skoal to Jess. Picks more gore out of hair.
------------------ I AM AN X-MAN...wait, that doesn't sound quite right...
Lord Gwydion tosses a {fnord} into the bar, and watches people see it and get bitten by it.
Mirrorman takes out a photon pistol and blasts Captaintripp's head off. "Now that he doesn't have a head," he explained, "he won't have to keep picking gore out his hair." Mirrorman then sits back down and sips his water happily. "I really did him a favor," he comments.
Lord Gwydion polishes glasses.
"Oh, darn it, now I have gore in MY hair. This sucks." He then goes back to his ship and washes his hair. He walks back into the bar, and being tired of non-alcoholic drinks, orders a Dargiza Explosion.
Lord Gwydion hands Mirrorman his drink, and lets him sample the Voinian Atomic Neutron Star Undiluted Brandy. Mirrorman likes it.
Mirrorman Orders four glasses of Voinan Atomic Neutron Star Undiluted Brandy because he is really quite thirsty.
(This message has been edited by Mirrorman (edited 05-27-2001).)
Lord Gwydion gives him four barrels of Voinian Atomic Neutron Star Undiluted Brandy. Mirrorman falls unconsious from drinking so much alcohol, and from just plain drinking Voinian Atomic Neutron Star Undiluted Brandy.
Mirrorman wakes up and is very drunk "Thi' 'i really goo' drink, barten'er." He then passes out again.
Lord Gwydion revives him and gives him a glass of water with a temperature of absolute zero to get rid of the huge hangover.
Fortunately, Mirrorman can't drink the water because he has not woken up yet. he wonders in his dreams how a glass of water that cold could still not be frozen. He also wonders how the bartender could have held the drink, because firstly, it would have been way to cold for him to endure and secondly, the glass would have been so brittle from the cold that it would have shattered at the slightest touch. Then he realizes he is still sleeping and can't hear or see the 'tend in the first place.
Overrider shoves haggis and Overrider meat down Mirrorman's throat causing him to barf and have his face, fingers, toes, and vital internal orgins to explode. "You lay your filthy hands of Red40! He's my little brother and if you ever injure, kill harm, tick off, or touch again; i'll kill you!" Overrider says menicingly then he blows a hole in the floor, shoves Mirrorman in the hole(which is very small)melts the top so he can't get out and he suffocates. Overrider leaves
------------------ My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable" Then "What Happened to Huron" finally "Ontario the Azdara" What do you think?
Mirrorman breaks out of the hole, catches Overrider on the way out and straps him down on the bar. He then continues to do many sick, cruel and unusual things to Overrider that probably shouldn't be mentioned on a public webboard.
The ghost of Wratho flies down to the barkeep and steals drinks from the bartender who sees a lot of glasses flying in the air and then spilling the drinks at the floor. "Dammit," Wratho thinks. "Why cannot you drink when in spectral form?" He then goes of and kicks all of the patrons in their butts, laughing ghostly so people will understand that the bar is haunted.
------------------ All E.T:s aren't nice. (Most of them are evil green blobs)
Lord Gwydion explains to Mirrorman that this is a bar, and therefore doesn't have to kill donkeys. I mean, make sense. He then explains to Overrider that Red40 was being annoying, and therefore didn't need to puke up his spaceship food dispenser. I mean, he needed to be straightened out.
Lord Gwydion presses a button on the counter, and Wratho becomes human again. He then serves Wratho a drink.
Mirrorman is still very drunk because he did not drink the water, but is now very hungry, too. Then he gets an idea. "I really want a taco. Can you make tacos out of Overrider meat?"