Boozerama Bar XXVI: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go Back in the Acid Pit...

Freq orders a hamburger.

barth, on Oct 22 2005, 05:40 AM, said:

EDIT: 300th post!
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You know that you've 556 posts, don't you?

Actually, Freq has the bar's 300th post.

DE gives Rickton a sombrero.

Rickton takes the sombrero and play mariachi music.

Freq steals the sombrero and hides it behind the acid pit.

JoeBob grabs the sombrero and dons it, and begins to emit a strange yellow glow.

Barth points to the upper right hand corner of each post where the post count is clearly kept. And smirks.

Dash laughs at JoeBob's radioactivity. Dash laughs himself to death. Then he kills himself to death. Then he eats himself to death.

Dash's death is eaten by Freq.

JoeBob learns to control his new radioactivity, and begins focusing it into a beam that molecularly scrambles anything it touches. He writes his name with it on the wall. Then he heads over to the acid pit and turns all the acid into prune juice.

duke jumps through the swining doors of the bar (I think it has swinging doors Well, they do now) and kills every one and throws their bodies into the acid pit. Before anyone regenerates, he escapes back to his lair.

duke's lair atomises in a huge supernova.

JoeBob chuckles as he is thrown into a pit of prune juice. He knows he'll be regular forever!

Barth liquifies.

o/~ That's why I'm easy...I'm easy like Sunday Morning... ~/o

duke reappers in the bar for no reason, but then creates a fusion ball with his mind. He holds it and turns on the destruction mechinism. 3.......2..............1............0.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everything vaporises. But, in less than a second, everything reappears.

duke_juker, on Oct 27 2005, 04:32 AM, said:

duke reappers in the bar for no reason, but then creates a fusion ball with his mind. He holds it and turns on the destruction mechinism. 3.......2..............1............0.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everything vaporises. But, in less than a second, everything reappears.
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duke is beamed by scotty to a far away galaxy.

JoeBob pulls himself up out of the prune pit and orders a Dad's.

...but he gets a Mom's.

Barth is vaporized by the explosion, so he sublimates.

JoeBob is so infuriated that he demands a refund and focuses his concentrated radiation beam on the prune juice, turning it back into acid. He throws the Mom's into the now-acid pit and then realizes he can't be refunded.