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Pike tells his two comrades to ward off the evil Voinians and the anthrax. Pike hyperspaces to Homer to find Von-Herrinburgs plan in the works. W.I.L.L.'s control force is being massacured by the S.S. Richard Simmons and the new blue hole. Just then a horriblesound started to come from the S.S. Richard Simmons. "Alright, lets move those hips. And bend, and twist, and bend and twist...". Planet Homer starts moving in a jiggleing manner and the planet starts to shrink. Springfield collapses. Things are looking grim...
Elvis and the smurfs, join the Voinians in there quest to destroy Newfoundland. He finds that the anthrax has almost reached the city. However, the battle could be won by anyone. Newfoundland speacial forces have joined the battle and along with the forces of W.I.L.L. and two mercenaries, the voinians are being beaten. That is until they pull out their giant donut launchers!! Elvis chuckles as he sees the mercenary Jericoh go down in flames as well as many other ships. The anthrax has almost reached the city...
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Will seeing how his fleet is doing is horrifeid and decides to make a run for New Earth (his version) there he can rebuild his "Legion" and come back. He forgives homer for his failure and vows to avenge him.
Will then hypered in the Newfoundland system and stopped the Voinians
Will made it back to New Earth later and looked things like this the Plaenary Main Systems P.M.S (lol) lost another system today to the forces of the Six-Third demonsion...
Will paying homage to all of his fleet decides to spell the ships names backwards after building them again... It turns out that Wills new ship the
W.I Verbatim and the W.I Maxell and theW.I Sinistar and the W.I Labtec.
Will's new more compact "Legion" after spending months in the making is redy to fly first to NewFoundLand to tell them more about ShadeOfBlue and his trady shadey seling of Blue Holes tothe highest bidder
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Meanwhi1e, s0mewhere in Seatt1e... (0n the rea1 Earth), Bi11 gates has created 17 C10nes, a11 FU11 SIZED!!!!!!!!!!!! (nt the mini 0nes) BI11y sends 0ne 0f the c10nes t0 unp1ug "Wi11's" Internet C0nnecti0n f0r g00d! An0ther G0es t0 the new earth and det0nates a nuc1ear device at the midd1e 0f the p1anet, destr0ying it.
Unf0rtunat1y, every0ne just rea1ized that 1.02 is 0UT! The string wi11 suffer! Bi11 gates devises a p1an t keep pe0p1 0nt0 the string.
He g0es t0 s0theby's and buys the b1ue h01es f0r $16 tri11i0n a p0p (X15 H01es). He uses the specia1 p0wer 0f b1ue (amen t0 Shade!) t0 stick us a11 0nt0 the thread! What Wi11 happen next? H0w wi11 us p00r users p1ay 1.02? And what is the g0dfish c00king up 0n saturn?
This is t00 much f0r me. I have an exam t0mmarr0w m0rning
EAS 0ver and 0ut.
Peace 0ut.
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(out of story) Will seeing this as a crappy atempt at shutting him up ignores the last post that was writtin with a bad keyboard and if you were keeping up with the storyline you would know that first Bill Gates is now a bubble out in space
and secondly Earth has no more seattle it is inside the outerrim of the sun
and thirdly new keyboards are not that expensive
(goes back to the story)
As Will's fleet approaches the new Earth, Will loses track of the distance since he's spending so much time on some webboard. By the time he realizes his mistake, they are very close to the planet and the humongoues fleet is very slow to decelerate (actually accelerate, but whatever.. :p). Now actually screaming through the atmosphere...
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The anthrax finally reaches Newfoundland and kills half of the city! This raises the price of medical supplies considerably in the city. The last of the Uzbekistan commandos buy some Azdaras and create a major trading route between Sol and Newfoundland...
Pike hears the loss of Jericoh and Hades from a survivor of the war. When the holes reached the battle, Hades was sucked up by the orange hole and the orange hole swallowed a giant donut, got indegestion, and died. Jericoh was just completly wiped out by another donut. The remaining holes sucked up the rest of the enemies (as well as the smurfs!). Pike cries, and returns to Sol...
After losing his smurfs again, Elvis becomes insane. He captures Von Herringburgh and has a brain transfusion!! He is (or they are) Elvon Herringking. He (they) become an ultimate force witch can be stopped by no one!! The remaining citezens of dimension six (Richard Simmons, Blue Hole, some Voinians, and Elvon Herringking) decide to PARTY!! After there victory over Homer, destroying a hole, and infecting Newfoundland with anthax, they party 'till early morning. They sleep, and plot some more...
That ShadeOfBlue is working his magic again on three more holes...
Homer, now normal size, moves to England and becomes a food tester for the queen...
P.S. It's not the Sixth-Third dimension Will. It's dimension six.
P.P.S. School's out!! ---------------------- Feel the Jive ---------------------- No more pencils, no more books. No more teachers, dirty looks!
The Salrilian ships and the Audemedon ships (figuring out that they are just the same species, but one wears a different hat) work out their differences, and the peace fleet enters warp out of the system. However, moments later, the entire peace armada crashes into a lonely blue-green speck where the whole fleet was eaten by a small dog.
The dog gets gas and explodes, blastingthe speck to smithereens. The Speck, very angry now, starts eating the entire universe up, atom by atom.
546,798,354,275,934,487,206,693,182,375,596,017 1/2 years later, the Speck has eaten a large orange and is quite full.
Will finally getting control of his ships (and tired of stupid posts trying to kill him or cause injury) goes to Newfoundland with an Intelligent Blue Anthrax cure found on another planet... they use it Newfoundland is saved
Later Pike and Will meet up agian and Pike and Will exchange stories and start an allience(sp?)
Now with his W.I.L.L complete Will and Pike head off for Homer with some surprises in that not even Germen Elvis people can handle Will chuckles to himself as no stupid never thought aobut post trying to kill him can stop him now...
The Planetary Main Sysems P.M.S. (lol) send a few ships to help Will with his "quest" to retake the planet Homer this time Will is determined to succed on his turf now. Will when he arrives is greeted by the Six-third resistence Along with the Elvis-German guy anyways Will uses a Pizza doused in beer and sends it rocketing towards the Elvis-German guy...of course they eat it and soon die because it was sour beer and bad pizza. With the main threat taken care of richard Simmons was easily destroyed. Homer was a free planet again and the residents of the Six-third demonsion were as for now foiled at their attempts at universe domination for now W.I.L.L had done it's job however sadly Will lost many ships in the process of taken back Homer because of all the Donuts the ships couldn't handle them and overloaded... P.M.S sends him some more ships that he was aloud to name which in that case he named them the W.I Yrarbil the W.I Erawtfos the W.I YranoitciD (Dictionary backwards)and lastly the W.I Yrevocsid again the W.I.L.L was complete. with the six-third demonsion disposed of the universe is again saved
WHERE THE STORY SKIPS AHEAD 200 YEARS...and W.I.L.L is the Galactic Defenders of evil. P.M.S is still running the place and Newfoundland is still the Capitol of the known human Galaxy.
NEW DANGERS ARE WAITING IN THIS EXCITING NEW CHAPTER OF THE GREAT SERIES TELL A STORY NOW WITH THE NEW STORY LINE MORE PEOPLE CAN JOIN IN AND THEY WON'T HAVE TO BE SO FAMILAR WITH THE OLD TELL A STORY JUST THE LAST PAGE FIVE.
Anyways please people don't screw this up and send us back to 200 years in the past when the war was raging keep it here and have NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dangers unfold
(This message has been edited by Will (edited 06-06-2000).)
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Originally posted by Will: ** Later Pike and Will meet up agian and Pike and Will exchange stories and start an allience(sp?)
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Actually Pike declines the alliance thinking of his lost comrades. He needed time to think. He knew that he would meet Will again but for now, he was going to the far reaches of the universe to help those in need. He bids Will good bye and good luck and vanishes into hyper drive...
(200 years later)
Elvon Herringking, with a bad case of indegestion, curses at the loss of his cronies and power. Finally, he becomes so insane, he uses some stolen magic blue dust to become super intelligent! However, even with super intelligance, he needs more followers. He abandons the sixth dimension to find these followers. Who knows what he will come up with...
ShadeOfBlue creating at least seven more blue holes finally comes to his ultimate plan. With a total of 10 blue holes, he combines the three into a huge hole. It is now called the MNB Hole (Mega Navy Blue Hole). It is mega-intelligent, and a slightly darker shade of blue. Just then Elvon Herringking arrives in the system and sees this. Since he is insane, he performs another brain transfusion to become ShadeOf Elvon Herringkilue ("SO Elvon" for short). He now controls th MNB Hole and then keeps searching for more cronies...
P.S. Will, don't kill these two creations
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W.I.L.L (thanking shade of blue for continuing the story along the lines i set up for it)gaurds Newfoundland agains't attack from any unwanted places of evil...
Meanwhile a new threat/help is growing nearby as a new race of people that can not be determined as good or bad grows on a nearbye system they have only recently reached space flight and still need quite alot of help Newfoundlanders just call them Dehsaelnu SaeLnu for short...
Will has been gone for ages but the new captain everyone just calls Pack Maxwell...
unknown to W.I.L.L., the Dehsaelnu SaeLnu are being helped by the ancient Acklecks! Being naturally peaceful creatures, the Acklecks eventually yearned for the stars once again. While multiple wars were raging across the galaxy, the Acklecks quietly and peacefully built their empire. Within a few years, the Dehsaelnu SaeLnu alone rival W.I.L.L.'s empire...when you add the might of the Acklecks, W.I.L.L.'s chances look grim...
But suddenly, almost out of nowhere, an unlooked for source of help saves Will! R2D2, who rebuilt his Jawa army, and is still VERY VERY angry about the Ackleck probe crash incident, wages a galaxy-wide war against the Acklecks! Eventually, all of the forces of both sides become destroyed, until the last regiment of Ackleckian and Dehsaelnu SaeLnu troops face the last reserves of C3PO bots and W.I.L.L.'s forces. The following battle will decide the fate of the galaxy...
Meanwhile, on Raichi, Setag Llib is making something new. He is the GOOD twin of Bill Gates. He is making new technology for the future! Some new things are called the Tfosorcim Tellitubie Maker, Tfosorcim Make Anything Machine, Tfosorcim Kinetic Interminator Luxo Lot of Eterminating Machine ( or the Tfosorcim KILL'EM), and the Tfosorcim Get Me Into There Machine. As he was getting ready to go to Sol he is intercepted by a mysterious, blue, german, singer...
The Uzbekistan commandos are now very bored. Since there trade route was ruined they just sit in there ships reading Vogon poetry...
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ShadeOf Elvon HerringKiBlue suddenly turns inside out from his own multiple subconscious wishes. All three of him (SoB, Elvis, Von H-Berg) subconsciously think "What would it be like if i were inside out".
FOOMP squish SPLAT
Being inside out, his respiratory system didn't work right. It just expelled air IN. So the place he expelled it to filled up until he exploded all over the place.
In the process, Von Herringberg, Shade-of-Blue, and Elvis are reincarnated separately.
Still having the possesion of the MNB Hole and Setag Llib and his inventions, the three masterminds flee to dimension six. There they find the Uzbekistan commandoes who are bored out of their mind. They also find the last of the goldfish followers...
The battle between the races, W.I.L.L. and R2D2, becomes fierce...
All of the sudden from planet Homer comes an Earth shattering force! The only Sol probe out there picks up this: "EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP" The probe also picks up that it is mostly a flamable gas that the shear force alone would wipe off all structurs on Earth and if someone were to light a match, the effects would be devastating. Lucky for us, it's headed straight for Earth...
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W.I.L.L's forces seem to be getting the upper hand in the most recent of the on going battles raging all over the place but most staying away from planet Homer in its destructive state...
Planetary Main Systems (P.M.S) Builds a new type of ship for W.I.L.L they just call it B.E.L Biotechnical Engineering Labrotories basically it is just a small cloning reasearch and development ship that helps W.I.L.L whenever needed...
W.I.L.L now the that the wars are starting to wind down W.I.L.L and it's captian sned most of the regular ships back to Newfoundland for regular gaurd duty the reason these wars were so easy to contain was because after two hundred years many of the better pilots have been dead for a while so the enemy pretty much sucked badly against W.I.L.L's highly tranined Academy...
The remaining Goldfish follower tells Elvis, Von Herringburgh, and ShadeOfBlue about an ultimate weapon in dimension Orange (which can only be entered by an orange hole). Unfortunantly, the last of the orange holes has been destroyed. That's when the captured scientist was forced to talk about his Tfosorcim Get Me Into There Machine...
The Uzbekistan commandoes are still bored...
Meanwhile, in dimension Blue, a multipersonal SAD and a needle missile have tea and crumpets with a new friend. A very much alive Hades...
----------------- Feel the Jive ----------------- "My son is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a bum, a Communist, but he is not a porn-star!" - Abraham Simpson
Originally posted by Will: **...so the enemy pretty much sucked badly against W.I.L.L's highly tranined Academy... **
However, the highly trained pilots, seeing that the enemy is close to final destruction, get too cocky and lazy. With one last ditch effort, the Dehsaelnu SaeLnu and Acklecks unite with the blue holes to destroy the rest of Will's forces. Most of the forces being asleep, and the ones that are awake so cocky they just laugh when they see the enemies coming and don't do anything, are easily destroyed. However, they do spair Will as long as he doesn't try to take over the universe (or any topic threads, too.. (seriously) :rolleyes: ). However, the universe is still far from perfect...
...because the evil pig lizards had taken over the Orange dimension first. Their evil plans conflict completely with that of the three evil scientists (SoB, Von Heringburg, Elvis) so they hear about the evil trio's plot to take over the dimension.
BTW how is Elvis evil? Did the aliens zap his brain or something?
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(out of story for a second)
no offense but Will is dead the captain left to go gaurd Newfoundland the captain is now Pack Maxwell (i think) but the nma enever got changed so it is still W.I.L.L not P.I.L.L no one would want a space navy named Pill but oh well...
(back to story) Pack was enrageed at how stupid the men he left in the last system just let them selves die... (basically it pissed him off) ...after a few hours of anger Pack went back to where ever he last left... (he was to mad to remember)...this time destroying all who stood in his path even the space rocks... (this went on for a while as well) ...When the enemy was either retreating or dead Pack told the Planetary Main Systems P.M.S (lol agian) that it was now safe to build a space station where ever they were (he was still quite mad) Pack sent more pilots out there to gaurd the contruction of the new Space Station named after it's defender Will (further infuriating Pack but Pack later calsm down after watching some Bugs Bunny cartoons and everything goes back to how it was for now...
The rest of W.I.L.L head back to Newfoundland where they are busy making prepares to welcome home our HERO's...pets (making everyone under Packs command quite mad but then they all watched cartoons and everything went back to normal by the way Newfoundland does weird stuff to their through heros like that sometime and doesn't apologize but everyone knows when it is a joke or not)...
Pack's old english teacher calls him adn tells him to not use run on sentences in his batle field over view.