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Off subject: Hey ShadeOfBlue! why does it say moderator under your name rather than member?
Anyway, the now relieved turquoise hole sits there having nothing better to do. Finally, he decides to join D.A.R.K. (which is the current trend nowadays) and becomes even more powerful...
Meanwhile the abandoned turquoise navy starts to become too intelligant. They start to plot and with there amazing power decide to destroy the military D.A.R.K. base called Newfoundland...
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Originally posted by Jive 320: **Off subject: Hey ShadeOfBlue! why does it say moderator under your name rather than member? **
Heh, have you even glanced at the Banter & Brawl board?
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The A.S.S Cuisine is flying through the 6th dimension. Captain Ubermann heads off to the umpteenth dimension and then heads off to find the U.E.S Iron Fish. Since the goldfish is part of the ship he will have the answer. After all the goldfish are tasty and filling yet do not have any fried grease so they are the mythical gods of the Cuisine homeworld. The Iron Fish is found and Ubermann asks for help retreving the recipe from the HFSOH...
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What do you call it if a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence
The U.E.S. Iron Fish is in shock on how idiotic the question is. He created it so why would he give it to someone who would eat it? He quickly blasts the A.S.S. Cuisine until it hypers out of the 73rd dimension. He then returns to playing golf...
Uberman doesn't know what to do. Finally he runs into the turquoise navy. He finds out they want to destroy Newfoundland (where the fish shaped hole is) and decides to side along the powerful navy...
Now sided with the TN, the A.S.S Cuisine is reequipped with a full load of fruitcakes and food coloring. Ubermann also makes one white hole for a special purpose. He joins the TN's attack force along with two other MNT holes. Together they move toward Newfoundland and Ubermann's mortal enemy, the HFSOH...
the creator of the once powerful MDT navy, the original turquoise hole, looks on in dismay. his plans are not going as planned, his navy has gone to attack the peaceful newfoundland, and has also sided with his enemy: the A.S.S. Cuisine! He has one thing left to do. soon he is travelling as fast as he can to earth...where the robin of rebirth is nesting.
after rescuing the robin, he goes to the furthest part of the known universe where he can wait and watch until the battle is over, and rebuilding must once again be done...
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Ethel Ethereal and her Newfoundland Empire are braced for the attack. They erect a force dome over Newfoundland using the ETHEREAL ENERGIES. Try as they might, the Turquoise Navy just can't get though it! The ETHEREAL ENERGIES then expel them from the planet and they are shot into the sixth dimension, where their existance folds in on itself. Meanwhile, in the Rocky Mountains, near Jasper, Alberta, Mr. T's son opens up a ski resort. Little does anyone know what has been sleeping under that great resort and woke up when they placed the ski lift...
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And yet, there is an even greater terror that can destroy everything in its wake...
It watches, waits, as many other evildoers did before it. This... thing, traces itself back before only half of the earth was populated by humans. Before man had even seen its own planet from the veiw of space, this thing was there.
There was an old Mayan legend...
It said that long before the mighty sun, creatures of even mightier force ruled the things beyond.
The legend says that, when the days of advancment had come...
Unwise people recreated the brothers of this terror. They tried to contain the brothers, but their creations turned on them, leaving a path of destruction behind them.
The unwise creators let death loose on the brothers, and the brothers were never seen again.
When the mighty brothers were destroyed, the cosmos erupted in fear of what the thing would do to avenge its less-powerful kin. However.....
Thousands of years of quietness would pass until the thing would decide to unleash it forces on the still unwise creators.
That was the end of the Old Mayan Legend. The unwise creators have long sinced past along, but the descents of them still live today, no wiser than what they were before.
The Hond of Fate will twist a doom that no one will be able to stop. The thing is almost ready to avenge its own kind. And yet the unwise creators are still oblivious, and go on with their endless bickerings. They think they will last forever, but that shows they are even more unwise. The will most certainly die, just as they did to the brothers.
{No one take this away from me, I have a plot that will blow everyone here away. Don't continue this post!}
Originally posted by The Storyteller: ** {No one take this away from me, I have a plot that will blow everyone here away. Don't continue this post!}**
I won't take the post away but instead continue the story before your post. By the way good storytelling Storyteller ( ;)).
Anyway, the A.S.S. Cuisine and the navy of TH's fold into the 6th dimension where they find the D.A.R.K. headquarters of Newfoundland. With the power of non-logic, they disabel Ethal's force and enter the large province. They almost succeed on taking the fish hole when the remaining residence of the 6th dimension under the leadership of a calm ShadeOfBlue, a peaceful Von Herringburgh, a swingin' Elvis with his band of smurfs, and a forgoten pervert named Nash Burn...
The turquoise hole waits silently rocking back and forth shaking with his robin of rebirth...
As Ubermann realizes he will be thwarted once again in his quest for the Fuschia Hole recipe, he ejects a Pea Pod escape pod and sends his first mate back towards his homeworld of Foodtopia in search of other warships to help with his mission. Meanwhile, Ubermann powers up all weapons including the fomidable Mini men who are little aliens who have aqquired a taste for smurfs. He then waits for the inevitable encounter...
P.S. I couldn't bear to see this topic almost fall off the first page.
Some people need to wash their gene pool
Meanwhile, as the U.E.S. Iron Fish was about to sink an eagle putt on the 18th green, it had a vision. A vision of the destruction of its creation, the Huge Fish-Shaped Orange Hole! It traps the world of Foodtopia in a fold of space (a trick learned from Von Herringburgh). Using the powers of the sixth dimension (where logic doesn't exist) the U.E.S. Iron Fish warps to Newfoundland instantly just as the dome surrounding D.A.R.K. headquarters was disappearing. The great fish/ship prepared for battle, unknowing that there may soon be another great war; this time between D.A.R.K. Force and the A.S.S. Cuisine and friends...
As Pike and Ripper saw the veteran fighter U.E.S. Iron Fish appear in space, they saw the ghosts of the Uzbekistani Commandos, who long since had passed into legend. Even though the mouths of the fabled warriors did not move, Pike and Ripper heard their voices. "We have come to help you. In order for us to do that, you must find one of the remaining black holes (you'd think by this time that the black holes are starting to get scarce - after all, everyone seems to make entire navies out of them) and sacrifice its energies to reincarnate us!" Pike says, "How do we do this?" "You must find a black hole, and let it consume Ethel. Ethel's power will disrupt space-time, thus producing a time portal. You may go back and retrieve us for battle." "What about Ethel?, " asks Ripper. "When the portal has faded, a good samaritan will appear and reincarnate Ethel. Farewell." By this time, Pike and Ripper started to think that they had been drinking a little too much. But the two of them felt a power inside them, giving them the strength that they would need to undertake such a task...
------------------ "U.E.S. Iron Fist, request permission to dock." "Permission denied." "Up yours, Voinian scum!"
The battle rages on while Pike and Ripper leave Hades in charge. They rush to their souped up UE Cruisers with Ethal. They fold out of dimension six to search for the now rare black hole...
The U.E.S. Iron Fish fires his blaze cannons at the invading Turquoise holes. However, the blaze blasts are just sucked up by them. As Nash Burn launches his razor sharp porn mags but they have no effect. SOB launches his remaining 2 MNB holes but they are quickly sucked up by two MDT holes. Von Herringburgh fires some photon blasts but they don't work either. Elvis's smurfs are being eaten quickly by the mini men which were launched by the A.S.S. Cuisine. It seems there is no hope until the only voinian member of D.A.R.K. reveales the technology to Hades of the giant donut launcher that gives any hole really bad indegestion so they explode...
Ubermann watches the carnage around him between his own allies and the D.A.R.K. forces. He sees his own Mini men destroying the smurfs. But how many Mini men has he lost so far? Was it worth it to lose his homeworld of Foodtopia and his first mate? Does it really make sense to wage these wars for recipies, even those as important as the Fuschia Holes? Is is that vital to control small canadian provinces? Is it really worth it..."Oh heck yes!" he realizes and fires another fruitcake, destroying yet another D.A.R.K. ship. As he looks out at his foe, the HFSOH. Is the fishy hole an ally of his nemises the original Turquoise hole? He realizes that he has no clue what the repercussions of him destroying the HFSOH could be. In light of this new information, he rejects destroying the badly damaged fishy hole and instead launches a Peanut Probe while at the same time recalling all of his forces from the battle. The probe returns and with the recipe safely in hand, Ubermann leaves the battle for Newfoundland. Using his stolen powers of the 6th dimension he feels a illogical tingle from somewhere in the 6th dimension! He locks on to the signal and heads off to investigate...
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A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!
Originally posted by Ubermann:
P.S. I have blanked, what does MDT holes stand for, Mega ? Turquoise holes?
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Mega Dark Turquoise holes... ...Spoonman's planet revolves around a Black Hole Sun, home of all Black Holes in a little-known corner of the Sixth Dimension...One day, Spoonman wonders where all the Black Holes are going..and what's with all the rainbow holes showing up?!? He decides to investigate....
Pike and Ripper finally arrive in the Alicorn system ( ;)). He sees the rare black hole sun in the middle of the system. He launches Ethal into it and soon the hole slowly trnsforms into the GTPH!!!!!!(Giant Time Portle Hole)!!!! Now anyone from the past may pass through the large portle. Pike recues the Uzbekistan commandoes and starts to leave when a small Shadow person appears from the hole. "I am Shadow. I am the beggining and the end. I am the good samaritan. I will, as I have promised, reincarnate Ethal. Soon Ethal is sitting by Pike and they fold into the sixth dimension with his new reinforcements...
Spoonman is outraged at seeing his black hole sun turn into the GTPH. He follows Pike's energy signature so he can personally "thank" him for making his system a mess...
The GTPH just waits their still wide open. Who knows who may return from the past with a vengance. Von Cerringburgh? The origianal goldfish? The blue anthrax? Bill Gates? Richard Simmons? No one knows what horror they have unleashed upon the universe...
Shortly after Spoonman leaves the Alicorn system, The short-lived Kazahkstani Commandos reappear. When they detect Spoonman's radiation trail, the Commandos believe that it is their arch-enemies, the Uzbekistani Commandos. The newly reincarnated Commandos pursue what they believe to be their ancient foe...
As all this mayhem and chaos is happening, a lone figure searches for his past.
He does not exist in time or space, and not even any of the other dimensions. Even he cannot explain how he exists.
His name is Shra'Liya. But originaly he was the leader of a race of dragon-like aliens called the Tyr'Zhak. During that time, he was holy among them, and was called The ArcMaster.
However, he was restless at a certain time. He wanted to fight. And so he proposed a chalenge to a stranger. But when the stranger accepted the chalenge, The ArcMaster could not fight. Suddenly, he was powerless. His own race disowned him, and exiled him to a bleak and dark moon where he died.
But that was not the end of his story. Not long after he had died, he traveled through space and time, not being over-powered of the laws of the physical world. He traveled to Earth, the homeworld of the unwise-creators. Humans.
He was now searching through a now totally destroyed genetics lab. His soul was manifesting itself, and so he was able to travel to a chain of islands off the coast of Costa Rica. This chain of five islands had earned the name: El Cinco Mourtes. In the English, the name means "The Five Deaths".
Now, during the turn of the second millenium, two of these islands held research labs, and one a theme park, dedicated to genetic research and cloning. During the time that these two facilities were active, one of them, the theme park, was called "Jurrassic Park".
The greatest of the unwise creators, John Hammond had created this park with genetically enginered dinosaurs in it, thinking he would be able to sell it off to the public. He did not know, however, about the Old Mayan Legend.
There was a disaster that wiped out the park. The local governments squashed the story and covered it all up. Later, an expidition was sent to the one of the islands to recapture the dinosaurs and then bring them back to the mainland, which again failed. And as time passed, the dinosaurs on the islands were killed, just as they had been killed a great time before the unwise creators.
The ArcMaster cantinued to search through the lab and research station
To Be Continued...
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finally, the original turquoise hole sees his chance. he goes to the alicorn system and offers his help to the spoonman. using the robin of rebirth, the time hole (whatever its called...) is turned back into its original form...and in return for this deed, spoonman gives 3000 black holes, which make 100 MDT holes. recreating the MDT navy, the turquoise hole aquires some help from spoonmans flying spoons...he then sits and waits, petting his robin of rebirth...
Originally posted by The Storyteller: **
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hehe. That sounds like a story I heard in a bar. The Arcmaster challenged a certain goblin ( ;))...
Anyway, The origianal turquoise hole sends his new powerful navy towards dimension 6 to help D.A.R.K.
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