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DE glances at the acid pit. It had been too long...
DE backflips into the acid pit and sits on the bottom. Somehow, it felt good.
Sadly for CB, the Acid Monster of Clueless People Eater only eats people that haven't participated in a Boozy topic on the old UBB forums. Eegras joins DE at the bottom of the acid pit slowly being disolved. Eegras smiles.
This post has been edited by Eegras Studios : 31 August 2007 - 05:08 PM
duke wakes up from his dream. He then runs out of the bar to quickly quick the Confederation's ***. He returns and punches Bob in the nose for trying to destroy the Rebellion. duke sees the new acid pit and takes a peek in. DE and Eegras are having an acid fight at the bottom of the pit. duke decides that before he joins in the fun, he wants a Root Beer Float so he can "float" into the acid pit instead of jumping. "Now that's what I call a strong Root Beer float," duke says and proceeds to fall head first into the acid pit.
Eegras wonders "Why haven't we died yet?" He looks around and spots a pink elephant. "F***," he thinks, "wrong kind of acid.".
Consul Bob walks back from destroying the Rebellion (after blowing away a particularly persistent shuttle trying to attack him) to observe Duke punching the Confederation-hired decoy of himself. Shrugging, he watches the insane inhabitants of the bar jump into the acid pit. Bob buys a vat of Pepsi Toxic from the Acid Monster and arranges to have it poured into the acid pit, after promising to clean out the Monster's pit when it's been ruined.
mrxak spraypaints more elephants pink.
mrxak gets surprised by a nice tall Confederal Officer coming from the back, telling him to stop actions like that, or he'll be thrown head first into the Acid Pit.
So this is why the acid pit felt so good...
DE mellows out.
duke barely hears what Bob and the Monster talk about. Before the Pepsi can be poured in though, duke does a force lump out of the pit and force grabs his light saber off the weapon rack on the wall. He slices the monster in half and proceeds to force push him down the hole. He then turns to Bob who has a smirk on his face. Bob pulls out his light saber and begins to fight duke. It is only a draw in the end, though, and duke, being unable to beat Bob, takes off in his Rebel Cruiser to seek out Yoda's counsel on Dagaba.
The Acid Monster reforms in the confines of the acid pit, and grows to twice its original size, eating everyone in the bar. Then the Acid Monster joins up with Godzilla and the Creature from the Black Lagoon and goes on a rampage, killing half the population of Evildrome. Pepsi becomes the planet's most common liquid, in an epidemic surpassing the ravages of the Torgo Virus.
Meanwhile, Bob steals all the drinks from the bar's stock and, boarding his Kestrel, returns back to the safety and sanity of the Confederation.
Nil, flying his super Argosy, disables Bob's ship with torpedos and proton cannons, and steals back all the drinks. Then he proceeds to sell them at exorbitant prices back to the bartender robot (recently reassembled after being eaten by the Acid Monster) and uses the money to buy more upgrades for his ship.
duke returns to find that everyone except the robot bartender is gone. With his new knowledge from Yoda, he wisely decides to take a nap in the corner after some nice warm milk. He sets up a gattling gun in front of him to shoot anything that moves and to shoot anything that is not a duke_juker.
A newly reincarnated grunk (contrasted with his original incarnation, the tragically swiss-cheesified Marvin Grunk), kills the napping duke with the gatling gun and orders tap Pepsi.
Hows that even possible. I just explained how it works. Oh well. I guess realities what you make of it
duke is glad that he left a clone of himself in the chair while he went to the bathroom. He sees the new grunk at the bar and pulls out his rubber chicken. He proceeds to beat the living **** out of grunk until he's covered in bruises. duke then tosses poor old grunk into the acid pit to be consumed by the monster. duke was nice enough though to give grunk a blaster and acid suit to fight the monster. "Let the games begin," duke proclaims. A swarm of pirates burst into the bar to watch the exciting match start. The odds on grunk are 75 to 1. duke bets all he has in his pockets on grunk.
All the alternate realities created by people doing impossible things and contradicting the other people merge, and the universe explodes.
a hologram of JacaByte materializes inside the bar
the hologram briefly looks around and says:
EV is a good game, but I'm afraid that this bar does it injustice.
the hologram fades into invisibility
Nil takes a group of passengers, who are willing to pay 10,000 credits, to Luna in the Sol system, then comes back to Evildrome and has a Volt cola float with Ben and Harry's Chunky Gorilla ice cream, to pay tribute to the real EV.
duke takes his focus off grunk for a minute to trace jacabyte's hologram back to the source. He steals a corvette and heads to jacabyte's house. duke fires 15 heavy rockets and 250 javelin rockets into jacabyte's home. duke ditches the stolen corvette and hitches a ride back to Evildrome to continue watching grunk's fight with the acid monster. grunk is not doing a bad job, either.
grunk wonders how duke can get off being violent while socking the acid monster.
JacaByte also wonders why Duke assaulted a Rebel Cruiser factory...
And by the way, I was using a hologram booth. Your tracing abilities are poor to say the least.