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@jimbob, on Jun 14 2006, 02:08 PM, said in Boozerama Bar XXVI: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go Back in the Acid Pit...:
I once remember trampolining into an acid pit hand in hand, Destroyer E.
How could I forget? Wanna do it again?
@mrxak, on Jun 15 2006, 07:38 PM, said in Boozerama Bar XXVI: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go Back in the Acid Pit...:
There you go, macified and widescreen to boot.
Still, not cool.
Eegras gets out of the regenerator, looks at Jaca, calls down a tatical nuclear warhead and duct tapes Jaca to the ground. Eegras then promplty runs away laughing maniacally knowing that he took another post off of the Boozy's life.
JacaByte, using his laser vision, zaps Eegras in the butt.
@eegras-studios, on Jun 20 2006, 03:27 AM, said in Boozerama Bar XXVI: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go Back in the Acid Pit...:
Eegras walks in, notices the Lost timer and runs away.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
377.
DE goes to a nearby terminal and enters in: 4 8 15 16 23 42
DE then hits the Execute button on the terminal and sits down and waits for 108 posts to pass again.
Eegras thinks about spamming the topic 376 more times. He then thinks that is too much work.
seeing that burning a hole into Eegras's butt isn't going to save him, JacaByte burns out the navigational control on the nuke with his laser vision. He then smiles as it heads towards Eegras.
After not visiting this bar for a while, Freq returns and notices, that it's still not closed.
Boris demands to know where Frequency has been and buys a chocolate AND peanut butter milkshake for old times sake.
Hamster calmly engulfs Boris's left arm in a fur recliner, and proceeds to swing it around at ever-increasing speeds, until Boris breaks the mind of God and flies into a bowl of strawberry jell-o.
In honor of the Fourth of July, DE launches fireworks at the bar patrons.
JacaByte brings out a firework with the "THE BIG ONE" written in big letters all over it. JacaByte then lights the fuse which is set to go off in one post.
mrxak watches JacaByte's BIG DUD fizzle.
Jimbob throws DE into a wall. He then shoots him. He eats takeout on top of his corpse, and doesn't move. Ever. Pitching a tent, he starts a llama stable.
JacaByte grabs another BIG ONE and lights the fuse which is set to go off in ten posts.
This post has been edited by JacaByte : 05 July 2006 - 04:14 PM
mrxak picks up the BIG ONE and walks out of the bar with it, and gets into his Kestrel. He then flies several systems away and ejects the BIG ONE into a black hole, where it gets compressed into the size of the tip of a pin and could not possibly explode, ever. mrxak then flies back to the Boozerama and laughs.
JacaByte grabs another BIG ONE, lights the fuse which is set to go off in ten posts, and makes mrxak swallow it.
mrxak's saliva puts out the fuse. mrxak then swallows some nanites which break down the BIG ONE into various useful organic and harmless inorganic compounds.
Seeing as how Boris is jello, he begins to jiggle violently in hopes that he scares away the bar patrons.
JacaByte ties mrxak to a chair, places the chair in a warehouse full of BIG ONEs, lights all their fuses at once, locks the door to the warehouse, swallows the key to the warehouse, laughs evily, realizes the key was made of poison, and slumps over half-dead on the ground.
This post has been edited by JacaByte : 05 July 2006 - 06:21 PM