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Jimbob gladly eats the food. Unfortunately he throws up all over Hamster. Hamster dies instantly, as DE feed him a ton of arsenic.
Barth walks in and cleans the arsenic barf (and Hamster) into the acid pit with a broom, and then dips a hand into the pit to quench his thirst.
This post has been edited by barth : 26 July 2005 - 06:36 PM
emainiac nonchalantly kicks bart into the acid pit and impresses everyone with his vocabulary.
Barth walks over to emainiac and lambasts him for acidizing his brother, bart. Then he pins emainiac to the wall with duct tape, and then proceeds to practice accupuncture upon emainiac's squealing form.
The Cheat comes and kicks barth in the back, breaking it, but also being thrown into emainiac and shoving the pins farther into him. "Heh. 2 birds with one stone." The Cheat sayz.
DE throws a bird at the Cheat.
Mack catches the bird, kills it and stuffs in, and throws it back at DE.
Jimbob looks at emaniac in awe, and tries to talk to him. Unfortunately, he gets very confused and ends up killing himself in pity.
He regenerates a few minutes later and buys everyone a round or two. Then he puts a few posters above the urinals that read, "Check out my newest topic!"
He kills himself again for being such a shameless advertiser.
Barth goes to the bathroom and sees the posters... He urinates on them to create more of a promotional appeal. Then he devertebratizes himself and crawls back over to the bar to get a cold one.
Freq clones Hamster, killes him, disembowelles him and uses his fur as bed. He sleep very well on Hamster's tender, cuddle, beautiful pelt. After a week Freq openes his new shop, called 'Hamster Pelts - Made in a painless cloning process for the Hamsters'.
Mack buys one of the Hamster pelts.
Egras, you can slightly affect other people, but it is frowned upon to take up the role of another boozer.
For his insolence, emainiac pushes the regenerator into the acid pit, and drop kicks Egras into the acid pit
Mack sticks a lid over the acid pit so Egras can't get out, and stands back with emainiac laughing as Egras boils away.
The Cheat notes that there is noone named Egras. He also notes that the regenerator works by regenerating the dead people in random areas.
This post has been edited by Eegras Studios : 30 July 2005 - 11:19 AM
Jacey gets a Cold One from behind the bar counter, sips it casually while reminiscing about the good old days when boys didn't cry and wear nail polish and sit in front of computers all day, then proceeds to kick emainiac in the face.
Jimbob jumps up on the bar and gives a heartwarming rendition of "Chopsticks" on kazoo.
No. Eegras, the replicator is a telephone booth like device that regenerates a person inside it. We have been here longer than you. Junior Member
Mack tells Egras, "It's our nickname for you. Deal with it," and cheerfully watches Egras melt.
emainiac, on Aug 1 2005, 03:51 AM, said:
No. Eegras, the replicator is a telephone booth like device that regenerates a person inside it. We have been here longer than you. Junior Member View Post
Not the sig B****.