Return of the Son of the Wife of Boozy
The flames from the recent crash of the old Boozerama Bar flickered menacingly in the moonlight. "OHNOES!" screamed thousands of clichéd damsels in distress, "For but who shall save us now?!"
Rickton dragged (drug?) himself out of the wreckage and looked around. The explosion seemed to have killed all the other patrons, including the evil mastermind who had caused it, none other than The_Cheat. Dazed, Rickton stumbled into a nearby cave and hit his head on the rock.
When he awoke, he saw what could be but a huge cave painting on the wall. His heart raced as he saw that the people in the painting were killing each other. Not only that, but lo and behold, THERE WAS AN ACID PIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR!
"Impossible," said Rickton.
IN THE MOST AWESOMELY AMAZING PLOT HOLE EVER