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Rickton combines said mice with his Ultimate Weapon to create the Greater Ultimate Weapon. He then discards the Lesser Ultimate Weapon in a destroyfully way.
As Rickton's Greater Ultimate Weapon is composed partially of mice, it quickly disintegrates, and Rickton is left to die in the acid pit. But Mackilroy, seeing that Rickton is without a root beer, kills him so he can be regenerated, and gives the new Rickton a root beer.
DE remembers the weapon room he established in this bar. DE runs in to the room "full of every weapon imagonal" and pulls the Better then the Greater Ultimate Weapon. DE uses it on Rickton.
Mackilroy sits back, drinks his root beer, and watches the mayhem.
Rickton creates the Übermegaultrasuper Ulimate Weapon Mk II Deluxe and destroys DE's weapon room. Then destroys DE's arms.
Since the room is part of Boozy, it regenerates.
DE regenerates, and his army goes and takes Rickton's weapon and uses it on him.
Rickton's weapon is cybernetically connected to his body, so he destroys DE's army. Unfortunately, it overheats and explodes and Dash falls out.
DE's army recharges and kills Rickton.
Dash's body, being sufficiently overused, dies. Over and over.
Dash gets a sierra mist. while dying. over and over.
Because of his useful service in the past, Rickton buys Dash a funeral. Over and over.
DE starts a truce with the many people at war with him.
Happy Thanksgiving! DE orders everyone some turkey.
Joy and goodwill and all that rubbish. Rickton helps himself to the turkey.
nfreader sighs, gets up, walks over to nfreader, sits down and leans on his shoulder.
DE gives nfreader some turkey.
Dash comes in a day late, and walks over to the turkey. He begins stuffing it, Scary Movie 2 style.
Happy Thanksgiving
emainiac turns the turkey into a demon mutant turkey that turns on him because of his refusal to change another turkey into a demon mutant female turkey.
DE ends all of his truces, and begins warring with everyone again.
Rickton sighs. How quickly love turns to hate.
Anax sits down, knowing a constipated penguin could come flying through the air at any moment.
Rickton eats said penguin. A damn tasty penguin it was too.