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Make D 0 Lbl BOOM emainiac explodes. After emerging from the regenerator and surprising everyone who expected the post to end at the line above, he picks up the pieces of the above explosion and assembles a new emainiac. Make D 1+D If D=1000000000 Then Goto ARMY Else Goto BOOM Lbl ARMY Now emainiac has a billion emainiacs End
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Bond shoots emainiac with his M1 Garand for confusing him.
This post has been edited by bond-jamesbond : 10 October 2004 - 01:16 PM
DE is happy that people are posting here again.
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Bond does some mental math and realizes this doesn't make sense.
Bond flies away in his X-Wing.
bond-jamesbond, on Oct 10 2004, 05:48 PM, said:
Bond's X-Wing:
DE shoots down the wierd looking X-Wing in the R.S.S. Destroyer E.
This post has been edited by Destroyer E : 10 October 2004 - 08:52 PM
Bob slowly, ever so slowly, climbs out of the acid pit. His entire body is horribly deformed, and the word Ambrosia is spelled across his forehead for some reason. Being in an acid pit for several weeks does strange things to you!
Then Bob's disfigured skin fell off and the bar gasped as they saw that the acid pit had given Bob a 75 year whole body lift, and he looked great! They immediately jumped in, hoping to find the same chemical face lift that Bob had inadvertently received.
Bob gets a root beer and enjoys the scene...muahahahahahaha!
Bond crashes the remnants of his X-wing into Bob. Bond survives somehow and gets out to order a Mountain Dew and some chili.
Dash suddenly realises that jumping in the acid pit with a whole bunch of people was a bad bad idea. Somehow, everyone but Dash survived, and Dash was reincarnated in the Regeneration Machine.
I feel Boozy...I mean..."woozy..."
Dash falls asleep randomly and hits his head on the pillar standing in front of the regenerator. It goes through, and Dash is suspended, sleeping while partially standing slumped over through a hole in the pillar.
I confused myself.
Durn.
-_- -zzzzzzzz
DE root beers.
Bond mounts machine guns throughout the bar. Then he orders a Mountain Dew: Ham Sandwich. <-- How do you change the thingy under the photo? I don't remember how I did it the first time.
This post has been edited by bond-jamesbond : 12 October 2004 - 07:21 PM
Heh. Ham Sandwich. Anyways, you have to have +1000 posts to do it. Cheers.
nfreader kills bond for the hell of it.
Bond's machine guns are destroyed by DE's mounted SSM Launchers.
Ohm.
Dash hears a strange song about banana phones running throughout his head, and it hasn't stopped for a couple of hours now...
Dash curls up in a ball on the floor and rocks back and forth out of fear and confusion, besides the utter disgust at the song not stopping and driving him mad.
Dash looks up the lyrics online and reads them, memorizing them so that he might sing along to reduce the stress of complete insanity by banana phone.
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone I've got this feeling, so appealing For us to get together and sing. Sing!
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone......
......
Dash's head explodes.
Somehow, Dash keeps singing along, anyhow. :wacko:
DE hits Dash and Jimbob with his AR-75.
A lump forms on Dash's head from the AR impact.
Ow.
Dash falls unconscious. :blink:
Jimbob stumbles to his feet and pulls out a gigantic cotton candy.
DE sells Jimbob's cotton candy and DE becomes rich.
nfreader get SLAPPY!
emainiac pulls out a screwdriver and fixes all the loose screws in the bar. He then jams it into nfreader's spleen.