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nfreader walks in, shoots JB, and walks out, getting crushed with a large chunk of concrete in the process.
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All Hail the coming of the BOOZARAMA BAR BIBLE!!! Blither at it's glory! Page 1 (url="http://"http://emainiacstorage.50megs.com/BB1.tiff")http://emainiacstora...gs.com/BB1.tiff(/url) Page 2 (url="http://"http://emainiacstorage.50megs.com/BB2.tiff")http://emainiacstora...gs.com/BB2.tiff(/url) //007...
------------------ "How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown "The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair." --One of the laws of computers and programming.
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Originally posted by Rickton: **Rickton decided to be nice to Bond since he went throuh a multiple-personality change-thing.
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Bond buys Rickton a drink, then buys himself a drink, then buys a drink for nfreader. nfreader's drink is Diet Mountain Dew, however, so nfreader throws it back at Bond.
-emainiac, your links don't work-
------------------ Quotes from fictional characters... "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine" - Homer Simpson from The Simpsons "We may be committing crimes that are against the law" - Mafia Robot from Futurama
Bob continues looking at the regenerator, and presses another button. A weird sizziling noise is heard, the rest of the patrons look on in amusement as Bob is zapped into a hot piece of deadly bacon.
------------------ "You don't want to sell me deathsticks" "I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!" "You want to go home and rethink your life." "I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Bond sees the strip of bacon and says, "mmm, bacon..." He eats it. Rickton excalaims, "You just ate Bob!"
Bob the bacon strip regenerates, and Bond continues to eat him until he is full. Then he flips the switch and Bob becomes human again. Bond buys him a drink of some sort.
emainiac is too tired to find a site to upload the BOOZARAMA BAR BIBLE Ž onto.
Originally posted by emainiac: **emainiac is too tired to find a site to upload the BOOZARAMA BAR BIBLE Ž onto.
e-mail it to me and I'll put it online.
Rickton eats the bacon machine.
------------------ The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac? Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is Minion of the Divals Imperium
Bob once again fiddles with the regnerator machine, and presses yet another button. This time the crowd looks on in wonder as a large bottle of wine generates. Bob drinks a glass, and confirms that is the famous 2226 California Shardonnay, some of the best wine ever produced, which was now no longer in any collection of all. Bob sells the wine, and continues pressing the button, creating more and more bottles of it. He sells them all to collectors and becomes immensely rich, making over 10 google credits. Then, he donates a trillion bottles of the wine to the Bar's wine cellar, and goes out to buy his own white pimp suit.
Dash walks into the bar and orders a beer and a mop. the beer is of course a root beer, which he promptly gives to DE, and the mop is for him to hit people with in his grand rampaging celebration of his return to Boozerama! Hey everybody!
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DE gets a root beer and begins to notice the 1000th post is coming up...
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Originally posted by Dash_Merc: **Dash walks into the bar and orders a beer and a mop. the beer is of course a root beer, which he promptly gives to DE, and the mop is for him to hit people with in his grand rampaging celebration of his return to Boozerama! Hey everybody!
Bond welcomes Dash_Merc and gets into a mop vs. broom fight in which Bond's broom snaps in half. Bond concedes defeat and orders a Mountain Dew Pitch Black for himself and a root beer for Dash.
nfreader wakes up from his drunken stupor. "Hey Dash, welcome back." He then falls flat on his face, dead.
Pokes nfreader with the remainder of his broom to see if he's really dead. "Yup, he's dead."
Nfreader regenerates and punches Bond for no reason. Bond sticks the remainder of the broom through his stomach. Then he makes a lame joke, "Yup, he's dead."
Somebody laughs and gets beat up.
Wow...thanks! nobody's that nice in the past of the bar. bad grammar, I know...I'm lazy right now. yeees...also, nobody else from the old days seems to be here... Dash welcomes everyone to the bar. Oh, and I'm one of the older members... lol Dash gulps the root beer, and orders a round of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters (non-alcoholic) for the whole bar, spending every credit on his person.
Rickton points out that he's a semi-older member, or at least as far as THIS Bar is concerned, but not the others.
Bond points out that he is new to the boards, but has had the game since it came out oh-so-long ago.
Originally posted by Dash_Merc: ** Dash gulps the root beer, and orders a round of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters (non-alcoholic) for the whole bar, spending every credit on his person.
Welcome back to Evildrome. Hey and guys, its correctly spelled Boozarama, not er. Just figured this out from reading the first 4 books in the HHGG series. Working on Mostly Harmless. Good ol Zaphod Beeblebrox
nfreader walks up to emainiac, slaps him with this: (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001506.html#")http://www.ambrosias...ML/001506.html#(/url) and orders a cream soda.
The BBB is great. emainiac++