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EVWeb adversitises his (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")site.(/url)
------------------ "If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own." -Bill Watterson (url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever. (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url) <-- My site!!!
DE turns into a T-X and transforms himself back into his normal form. DE then uses his Napalm arm to destroy Cade.
DE regenerates anyone he attacked as the ugly animal (except Cade).
DE gets a root beer. That's only #506.
------------------ (url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning. If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
Rickton tries shaking DE to see if he'll explode.
------------------ The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac? Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is
No, he'll just belch.
------------------ True, but you're the first one who's put it right there for me to get, I'm too lazy/stupid/forgetful to go looking for them.-Rickton (url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/ericspad/")Eric's Pad(/url) My Site is awesome! Come check it out. No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?
A sphere of bright orange appears in the center of the bar. Most of the patrons bend down to look at the small ball. etched into its chiny surface are the words. "Just Smile and Nods Anti Idiot Barrier". All of the patrons raise their eyebrows and shrug. Rickton tries to shake DE and he burps, as forseen. A piercing ring is heard and a little red light blinks on the "Anti idot device". Everyone and everything in the bar seems to be pushed away from the small device slowly as the "Anti Idior Barrier" expands. The idiocy level in the bar begins to drop. The acid pit turns into a pool table, and the bar starts looking respectable. All of the older Patrons find themselves pushed against the wall, with barely enough room to breathe. Soon they are little more than crushed organs,and stains of blood on the wall, and as the "Anti Idiot Barrier" overtakes the walls, their stains disappear. "Hello, I am Just Smile and Nod," A disembodied voice says in the bar. "Anyone with an idiocy level too high within this barrier will be killed by trillions of volts of electricity." -------------- The moral of the story is, if you're going to post on somebody elses bar, at least be intelligent about it. Hope everyone likes the new toy..
------------------ Valence, Always aiming for the stars... Then realizing he should have shot the bodyguards first...
Someone else's bar...? The bloody stain on the wall that is Rickton falls upon the device and tries to crush it. Being just a bloody stain, it doesn't work.
DE's belch shatters all the windows in the bar, and the bar now smells like root beer.
The smell makes DE thirsty, so DE gets a root beer.
EVWeb shoots everyone in the bar mainly DE, then advertises (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")his site(/url) again. Then finally gets a drink.
The Cheat smacks EVWeb for posting his stoopid website on the boozy bar.
(stupid is ment to be misspelled)
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.eternallightstudios.com")Eternal Light Studios(/url) | (url="http://"http://thecheatslair.cjb.net")The Cheats Lair OF DEATH!!(/url) | (url="http://"http://blog.evula.net/TheCheat/")Ma Blog (Hosted by EVula(/url) . (This message has been edited by The Cheat (edited 04-12-2004).)
EVWeb smacks The Cheat for misspelling meant. Then gets a drink.
Luke smacks EVWeb for using a fragment.
------------------ Write your complaints here: O Please don't write out of the space. (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://www.zombo.com")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://www.google.com")-(/url)-----------
EVWeb decides he really doesn't care, and hits Luke, then gets a drink.
Rickton drinks the 500 root beers he stole from Dark over a period of 2 days.
Tuskawillamac decides he may become a regualar again. In honour of his arrival the next two posts have to have every word spelled wrong
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/jerks.htm")How to get revenge(/url) (url="http://"http://stukach.com/sort_out/mixed/nya_bilder/nuke.jpg")Microsoft is better for your family(/url) (url="http://"http://kybele.psych.cornell.edu/~edelman/Yourcomputerondrugs.gif")Computer...Computer on drugs(/url) (url="http://"http://www.spymac.com/gallery/data/502/20811g5cheese.jpg") Mac and Cheese(/url) (url="http://"http://64.58.168.25/artgallery/things/amen.jpg")Jesus(/url)
Wel Tusky re-openes jis olld milkshak sstand. Jis spesialtee es stell t3h c3hese milkshak.
DE gets a root beer milkshake, and shoots EVWeb for denying te right way to spell "stoopid".
EVWeb reminds DE that he was talking about how to spell meant, not stupid. Then EVWeb gets a drink.
hi
------------------ "You seem like a pretty cool guy." -Jshei
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Hullo.
post 500!!!!!!!!
As it turns out Plexrom was kidnapped by aliens, where he was probed several times a day, now he is back and better than ever, he sits (or kind of squats due to an inflamed rectum) and has one of those good old milkshalkes.
------------------ Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.
(This message has been edited by Plexrom (edited 06-17-2004).)