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Rickton repeats a stupid joke that's been done 500 times by buying everyone 500 root beers to celebrate his 500th post. He then realizes that drinking 500 root beers would likely cause someone to explode, and laughs evilly.
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Dark kills Luke in return, then buys him a drink and gets back to his job.
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Originally posted by Dark Jet: **Dark kills Luke in return, then buys him a drink and gets back to his job.
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The Cheat, with his 1337 hax0r skillz, kills Dark and makes it so Dark cant kill anyone anymore.
(your a n00b. sorry.)
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EVWeb gets a drink, and shoots everybody.
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Dark comes back and haunts The Cheat into runing out side and into a pool of lava. Dark then comes back to life to do his bartending helper job. Paid 25 credits and hour
DE throws Cade out a random window.
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The Cheat doesnt jump to his doom because he wasnt haunted by a ghost because Dark was regenerated before he could become a ghost. The Cheat lives!
Dark, read up on ALL the boozy bars before posting again.
Rickton takes Dark's 500 root beers away.
EVWeb shoots the Cheat for the heck of it, then gets a drink.
DE takes the 500 root beers and drinks them in 3 seconds.
Luke skins the Cheat alive for being arrogant.
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Originally posted by Dark Jet: **Dark comes back and haunts The Cheat into runing out side and into a pool of lava.;) Dark then comes back to life to do his bartending helper job. Paid 25 credits and hour
OK 1. Acid Pit, not pool of lava 2. Regenerate, not "come back to life" 2. No one works. We have a Bar-Bot 3000 (Well, now we do) 100% Efficent
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Luke castrates emainiac for being equally arrogant.
Regenerate as opposed to come back to life? Who cares?
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Originally posted by Destroyer E: **DE takes the 500 root beers and drinks them in 3 seconds.
Cade announces the return of long stories. . This is based on a old RTS called Command& Conquer: Tiberian Sun. For more info, look here: www. tiberiansun.com.
On GDIs space station Philadelphia:
General Solomon, the leader of GDI (Global Defense Initiave) speaks. His image is visible on the viewscreen as he talks. So also GDI soldiers on Earth hear him. "Ladies and gentlemen, for generations we have fought the evil Kane (which is Destroyer E). and evil terrorist organization Brotherhood of NOD. We have also fought to remove Tiberium, which spreads on Earth, harms humans, and mutates animals. Today we are ready for the final strike- we will kill Kane, that tries to stop us from removing Tiberium. After Kane is dead, we are free to try remove Tiberium. If we succeed, we will make life much better for civilians." There is a deafening roar among the crowd and cheers. "Everyone to your transports." General Solomon says. People rush to their transports, and the ships launch from the launch bay. The ships soon get in orbit, and accelerate to such speeds they are ready for hyperspace. They jump in the system that contains Boozerama. They contact Boozeramas dockmaster over radio. "This is GDI transport 819 from Sol. We have heard that you house the NOD leader, Kane Request permission to dock. Over. " "Oh dear! I had no idea we had terrorist leaders on the station!. Ill immediately give you permission to land. Land at docking bay 85." The GDI transport enters the atmosphere, and glides toward the docking bay. They proceed towards the station, and enter it. The search the whole station, but only find Kanes bodyguards. In a short fire of pulse rifles, they are killed. Then in some corner of the bar, Kane (Destroyer E)is found. The soldiers sneak away without being noticied by him. They contact Solomon over commlink. "General, we have found Kane. He is in the corner of this incredible station called Boozerama bar. It apparently has dozens of persons, and the people do entirely random things in it. Drinking and killing seem the most usual acts... Get ready to power our superweapon, the Ion Cannon. " General Solomon roars of laughter and happiness. "Splendid job boys. I will see that you will get promoted. Finally we are ready to get rid of the evil that plagues humanity... Kane (Destroyer E). I will see about telling one of my officers to power it." "Officer, get ready to power the Ion cannon" "Yessir!" The officer says. The officer walks up to a computer, and talks EVA (Electronic Video Agent, GDIs AI). "EVA, make the Ion Cannon ready. We have finally found Kane." There is a hum as the cannon powers up. Ion Cannon activated. Select target. The officer relays the news to General Solomon. "Mwuahaha! Excellent! After all these years, we can get rid of Kane! Target Kane with it." The officer replies "Yessir. I am happy to get rid of Kane too." Then, from infinite range, a thick blue beam hits Destroyer E, which is Kane in this story. He gasps and chokes, and then falls dead to the ground. The GDI soldiers inside Boozerama start hooraying. "We have gotten rid of Kane! We have gotten rid of Kane!" Solomon makes the viewscreen signal so strong it is visible on the viewscreens on Earth. "Citizens, this is a historic moment. Today we have gotten rid of a great evil. Kane, leader of the Brotherhood. Now that NOD is in chaos because their leader is dead, we can finally concentrate on finding a way to erase Tiberium and make life better for you all." There is a massive applause in the crowd.
This is my revenge for DE throwing me out of a window when I justed posted to test it works on IE when it errored on the Linux-based Galeon. In other places, I would have had to make a meaningsful post. It also is going to annoy the heck of him, because he didnt like when I wrote my Alien story.
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Kane (which is Destroyer E), regenerates and gets a root beer. Kane (Destroyer E) then walks over to Cade, and Kane (Destroyer E) picks up a huge mallet. Kane (Destroyer E) wacks the mallet over Cades head until Cade is as flat as a pancake. Kane (Destroyer E) feeds the pancake to some hungry dogs.
Kane (Destroyer E) decided he hates the name Kane and throws the name out a window.
DE gets another root beer.
Rickton waits for DE to explode. He's had 501 root beers already!
Originally posted by Luke: **Luke castrates emainiac for being equally arrogant.
Me.
But what if they dont want to come back to life...and spend the rest of eternity haunting people?
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Too bad.
Originally posted by Dark Jet: **But what if they dont want to come back to life...and spend the rest of eternity haunting people?
Too bad, so sad
The Cheat slaps Dark a few times for being a dumbass.