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Originally posted by EVWeb: **EVWeb shoots General Cade Smart for advertising in the UBB.
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Oh come, make a longer post than a 1 line post! Make that a story, 5 lines. Or at least 3-4 lines. That was amusing, I just need more of it. Then Cade shoots EVWeb back with a Luger-class 9 mm revolver, which was very effective during WWII.
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Originally posted by emainiac: **So who is psyched about the upcoming (maybe) boozerama bar movie?
w00t.
Jimbob frolicks around, drunk. He takes off his clothes and streaks around the patrons of the bar like the freak at the super bowl. He goes outside and tackles Zax, probably scaring him for life.
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Luke has been stuck in the crapper for two months.
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LifeKnight (the new acid pit) gurgles.
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Computer_Man laughs at the fact that Life Knight is the new acid pit. He then buys everyone another round of drinks.
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Dash laughs his arse off at the fact that CM is going to go broke real soon, since he keeps tipping people and shooting the acid pit...and buying them all beers...or Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters...or whatever. Dash jumps into LifeKnight...ick...
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DeadBeat gives Bill Gates a noogie until he gives up his fortunes. Then DeadBeat hangs a giant money bag over the acid pit, then he begins luring people into the bar...
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DE throws Cade into the acid pit. Then, DE throws a charged bomb into the pit.
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EVWeb shoots DE, then has yet another drink, and begins to get drunk.
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DE throws the drunk EVWeb into the acid pit.
Jimbob throws DE into the acid pit.
Wow, it's getting full here...I think I'm going to burst...
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Rickton picks himself up off the floor and grabs a random gun off of the floor. He shoots LifeKnight's stomach . The acid and people inside him begin to leak out.
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DE comes out of the pit and throws everyone in the bar into the pit.
DE gets a root beer.
Sejuk returns from his vacition on the money he made off the last glass bottom boat buisness, and promptly starts another. He also puts up a 12 foot high barbwire fence around the acid pit to protect his boats from unruly patrons.
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EVWeb gets yet another drink after getting out of the acid pit, then shoots DE again.
LifeKnight throws up. Acid and bar patrons spew everywhere.
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DE clamps to the ceiling, so he won't get hurt from the acid.
Rickton has himself cybernetically augmented to replace his dissolved body parts and organs.
LifeKnight spits acid at DE.