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Originally posted by Destroyer E: **NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Dont overreact! Youre screwing my margins! Besides, my stories cant be that bad that they deserve all caps, several exclamation marks, and endless Os. I dont have enough time today to do a story, but it will come. Just wait... (evil grin)
------------------ I am eager to try to answer mission questions
(quote)Originally posted by General Cade Smart: **Dont overreact!;)
------------------ (url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning. **
Need chaos... Luckily I have been taking Boozerama's chaos supplements. For info see earlier in the board...
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠscreen name for all the world to see! Dammit! Missed my 300th post!! Proud exterminator of Maniak from the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002944-14.html")Boozerama Bar(/url)
UR walks, or rather, stumbles into the bar looking very drunk. "heyy, whut's goieng onnn?" UR falls to the ground, still clutching his empty bottle of rum.
------------------ "To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson -Ultimate Rebel
"Nothing's up," Trugati replies and douses UR with icy water.
------------------ Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One Ring for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. J.R.R. Tolkien
(quote)Originally posted by Destroyer E: **DE kills Cade, with his WSTE-M Combat Shot gun, because of his overreaction to DE's overreation.;)
------------------ I am eager to try to answer mission questions **
Trugati throws Cade into the acid pit for posting an annoying advertisement on the bar's bulletin board. "Next time," she smirks, "Do it somewhere else."
Luke pops back into existence, having been temporarily deleted from the universe's hard drive as the result of a system change. (In other words, I got a new iMac. Yay me!)
------------------ Write your complaints here: O Please don't write out of the space. (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://www.zombo.com")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://www.google.com")-(/url)-----------
Cade's story was all very well and fine, until whyme ended up as a slave. Not appreciating this turn of events, whyme starts a revolution in the mines. Pulling out his old trusty old automatic shotgun from red faction, he blasts away the guards. In a matter of hours, he is on a ship headed for the command center loaded with iron and explosives. "This is a delivery for the military commander..."
"Very well, proceed to the inner ring."
whyme deftly pilots the ship into the inner ring. All of a sudden over 50 escape pods shoot out of the vessel. The vessel then explodes, killing Cade and dealing a great blow to the structure of the station. A small escape pod is unseen as it drifts out of radar distance and towards the boozerama bar.
Sharks are too good for cade.
Hows that for a long post!
------------------ So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet I know the monsters, and the monsters know me! Its not nessasary to listen to other people, as long as you are all talking about the same thing.
UR clambers back into the bar after having been a Weave slave for a few days. Exhausted from the revolution UR sits down on a bar stool and orders some rum and a few shots of tequila and a bottle of vodka.
DeadBeat is tired of being a weave slave. He sits down and has a beer. Of course, once he regained his free will he was no longer a slave. So then he burns them all and uses their bones for large scale dental floss.
------------------ "I'm being repressed!" -Dennis (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
But unfortunately for Deadbeat, Trugati has hidden in the pit (riiight above the sharks, acid, and whatever anomaly you decide to put in next), and now she is sneaking up right behind him.
With a swift blow with the butt of her blaster, she knocks Deadbeat unconscious.
Cause Trugati already took care of Cade, DE takes down any ads Cade put up.
Then DE gets a root beer.
------------------ (url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.
Luckily for DeadBeat Trugati's blaster butt is soft and cushy and he only feigns unconciousness. As soon as her back is turned DeadBeat throws a pokeball at her. Sadly it was only a novelty toy from McDonald's.
Luke deep fries the pokeball and force-feeds it to DeadBeat.
UR deep fries slices potatoes and covers it in salt. UR eats the french fries while watching tv.
DeadBeat after having enjoyed a paticularily good chubby deep fried pikachu sits down and forces boiled hobos down Luke's throat.
UR laughs at the hobos as they disappear down Luke's throat.
Trugati coats the butt of her gun with tritanium plating and hits Deadbeat over the head again. Then she sits down and watches Luke eat hobos.
DE puts up a sign: See the Amazing Hobo-Eater! $25 a ticket
DE makes millions as he watches Luke eat hobos.