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To confuse the newbs DeadBeat floods the bar with Roach Juice.
------------------ There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death. -DeadBeat (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
pretends to be a n00b dies in confusion there, I have done my part to restore the disorder which is the Boozerama.
------------------ See, now I'm lost in the middle of somewhere else. Boy does it suck... "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!" "Better dead, than Confed!" One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?
UR uses evaporated snot to equalize the roach juice, but to add more confusion to n00bs.
------------------ "Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell -Ultimate Rebel
All of the DEs turn invisable and beat up Cade.
------------------ (url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.
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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel: **Heh heh, I totally misunderstood that part.;)
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HAHAHAHAHAAH, yeah.
------------------ ------------------ :Sets up tent and begins to camp: "my presence here is strictly ornamental..." (This message has been edited by rebel council (edited 9-21-2003).)
Originally posted by Destroyer E: **All of the DEs turn invisable and beat up Cade.
UR pours condensed gorilla hair all over the bar, making DE visible again.
UR sets up strobe lights and fog machines everywhere and scares away the wandering pedstrians by jumping out of fog and hay stacks.
DeadBeat sets up a rehabilitation and wig making center for hairless gorillas.
Cresent walks into the bar and asks what the 'old gang' is up to these days. That is, after she gets herself a Vanilla Coke.
------------------ To err is human. To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.
whyme starts painting the walls a nice shade of orange, to celebrate the revolution.
------------------ So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!
Not up to a whole lot actually. Apart from the classic so much nothing that we don't even know what it is.
Originally posted by Cresent: **Cresent walks into the bar and asks what the 'old gang' is up to these days. That is, after she gets herself a Vanilla Coke.
Same old, except, not very much the same. The shark pit's not as fun as the acid pit, PP's not around much, and well...you haven't ordered a Vanilla Coke in a loong time... pours some acid from the old acid pit (which was cleverly kept in a neat, unbreakable vial in his pocket) into Crescent's Vanilla Coke, just for the halibut ...mmm...halibut...? throws himself into the acid ahem I mean SHARK pit, just to make a point of the fact that it hasn't been used in a few pages...
Frags the entire bar after being away for a week.
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UR pushes Dash Merc into the ac... shark pit.
Aww, not as fun as pushing pp into the acid pit. The traitor, he left to his wanna be Boozerama Bar in the EVO boards. RC, wanna make another raid into EVO territory?
Originally posted by rebel council: **HAHAHAHAHAAH, yeah.
See. I know somebody had to agree with me. He should've added the word "tall", that way I wouldn't have had to read it a couple times over to understand it.
DE punches Cresent. Some of us are still around...
DE gives all the gorilla hair to DeadBeat to use for his thing.
DE orders a root beer.
DE hires a group of really strong really big really scrary dudes who yell at UR for double posting.
DeadBeat trains his now hairy gorillas to steal bananas for him, mmm bananas.
(quote)Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel: **UR pushes Dash Merc into the ac... shark pit.
P.S-Let's strike up a war counsel. Rebel council, care to facilitate? lol.
------------------ See, now I'm lost in the middle of Somewhere Else...explodes "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!" "Better dead, than Confed!" One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?
(This message has been edited by Dash_Merc (edited 11-05-2003).) **
Originally posted by rebel council: **RC hands Cade a cookie.
Cade thanks UR and RC for their kindness. He thanks UR for helping him against DE two times when he didnt post. Then he thanks RC for giving a cookie to him, and hands a whole package of cookies because he is so generous. As for the bar at the EVO board, dont they get angry? They have a serious story going on, they dont like random posts. Then he takes action against E. He takes a Uzi famous from Worms and blasts him.
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(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 11-05-2003).)
DE has evolved past Uzis. DE whips out his two MA-75B Assalt Rifle/Grenade Launcher™ and fires a constant stream of bullets and grenades at Cade.
Originally posted by Destroyer E: I ate your post, it was tasty.
Chuckles hauls our a super-conducting magnet and chills it with some of his remaining liquid helium. Everything metal flies towards the magnet, including spent cartridges, bullets, and most of the occupants of the bar. Surprisingly only Gen. Smart is left standing, however, he is missing his sidearm. Destroyer E realizes the futility of firing steel bullets in the presence of a strong magnetic field. He wisely stops before he shoots himself.
Meanwhile near the bottom of the pile, Chuckles berates himself for forgetting to remove his many steel objects from his coat-pockets.
------------------ "If you can't feel the Force, you're not pushing it." -Prof. Li on the "Force" Got g? You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.