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Blasts everyone named emainiac. Wait, that didn't come out right. Is supremely confused when he comes out of the regenerator.
------------------ ...and phantompenguin is one of them. (url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see! No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?
Trugati suggests a word filter be put on the word "regenerator".
------------------ Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One Ring for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. J.R.R. Tolkien
Nice call Dash.
DE runs in and burns EVWeb with a flamethrower. Then DE throws EVWeb's remains out the window and off the cliff.
------------------ (url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning. If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
EVWeb teleports back into the bar, and blows DE to bits with his microwave gun, then has a team move the cliff a mile away. Then gets another drink,
------------------ "If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own." -Bill Watterson (url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
DeadBeat jumps in with dual printer cartridges and inks the hell outta Destroyer E, causing him to fall backwards for a mile and then fall off the cliff.
DeadBeat laughs and gets a drink.
------------------ "I'm being repressed!" -Dennis (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
DE teleports and recharges. DE turns invisable and ties EVWeb and DeadBeat together. Then DE throws them out the window and off the cliff.
DE gets an invisable root beer.
EVWeb annihilates the cliff, then fires an EMP off in the bar. Then blows DE to bits with a Mass Driver.
UR tries to sell his pc to some members of the bar, but they all run in horror that a windows based computer was brought into the bar. UR throws his pc at EVWeb, contaminating him with the evilness of windows os.
------------------ "To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson -Ultimate Rebel
Dash seconds that motion, and throws his several broken pcs from home and his school-issued windows laptop at EVWeb, too. He camps outside of the mall until summer, then gets a G5 from the Apple Store with his employee discount. Dash laughs at all the poor EVWeb (bad grammar...), and refers to himself in the third person. Dash is tired and sick (cold). Dash will go take a nap in his tent outside the Apple Store. Dash will dream of the G5, and of EV Classic in its original glory, and not modded off of Nova. (You could do incredible things for the terraforming mission to Turin V, but that's not important. Classic is better. Mac is better. UNIX is better. Dash wants to be a UNICS, and goes to the temple of EUNUCH off somewhere on the edge of the very much unknown universe. Dash comes back much enlightened, and with a slightly squeaky voice.) Dash will go not finish his homework, now. Bye!
------------------ Great, now I'm lost in the middle of Somewhere Else...explodes There's no place like 127.0.0.1 One by one, the phantompenguins are stealing my sanity (url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion/atphome")Atphome(/url)|(url="http://"http://http://prophecyproductions.cjb.net")Prophecy Productions(/url)
EVWeb gets a mac anti-pc program, and then obliterates Dash_Merc with his new anti-evil persons beam. UR also gets caught in the beam, then throws both of them into the acid pit. After all of that he gets a drink.
UR splits the atoms that compose EVWeb's genetic structure. EVWeb becomes his own nuclear explosion.
Trugati fills EVWeb's acid drink with nuclear fuel rods and watches in satisfaction as he downs it. Trugati uses the now-glowing EVWeb to light up the dark storage room.
Since EVWeb grew up in the Atmoic City, he knows more about nuclear stuff than anyone else, and blows everyone to bits by going nova, then gets a brandy.
For that, Dash throws EVWeb into the acid pit, after kindly donating some concrete shoes to his cause. If you have to "go" anything, next time go classic, damn it... Nova is the ultimate EEVIL as I discovered when trying to make plugs for it.
Dash edits his post after making the realisation that we all regenerate on our own, but for some reason we like to come out of the box attached to the wall which we kindly named the regenerator. Dash comes out of the closet...err...refrigerator...err...regenerator, after regenerating already, and the fact that two of him exist in the same time period makes Dash and the Dash copy explode. Yay? Dash regenerates on his own, but finds himself walking out of the regenerator at the same time...Oh no, not again. Dash and the Dash copy explode...again.
(This message has been edited by Dash_Merc (edited 03-05-2004).)
DE throws EVWeb into a pool of Windows machines.
EVWeb makes DE suffer, by putting him, in the PC, then leaves the bar for things to cool down a bit.
DE turns into OS X and takes over the PC, and escapes from it. Then DE turns EVWeb into a bug and begins to stomp on him.
I left the bar you nimrod. You can't touch me.
Thou shalt not leave thine holy Boozerama Bar until thou have proven yourself annoying. (Refers to the story of Maniak in the earlier pages).
UR stops the fighting and plays games on his quantum computer.