Boozerama Bar: Eternity

emainiac walks out of the Boozerama Bar:TR with a sad look on his face. emainiac vows to kill all health inspectors. Then he spots another Boozerama Bar. Yay! Complete with pit of hungry sharks. (To replace the dear acid pit) Have Fun All.

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(This message has been edited by emainiac (edited 10-12-2003).)

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Originally posted by emainiac:
**emainiac walks out of the Boozerama Bar: NE with a sad look on his face. emainiac vows to kill all health inspectors. Then he spots another Boozerama Bar. Yay! Complete with pit of hungry sharks. (To replace the dear acid pit) Have Fun All.

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Damn you!! I was gonna start it!!! I was 10 minutes too late :frown:

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(This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 10-12-2003).)

Is "BB: Eternity" an OK name?
3 Minutes actually...
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(This message has been edited by emainiac (edited 10-12-2003).)

Heathen! You replace the acid pit? You should die.

Dragoon throws a frozen butterball turkey at emainiac's head, knocking him into the pit of hungry sharks.

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SuperNova kills all the sharks to start his new seafood stand.

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The cheat walks in the bar draging Homestar Runner towards the shark pit. The cheat ties HR to a chair and bolts the legs down. He pulls out some ear plugs and seals all exits in the bar. He then tells HR to start talking about Marzipan. Everyone starts holding their ears trying to get out of the bar to get away from HR.

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Emainiac digs a trench around the BB fills it with acid and acidic sharks, Gives everyone exept himself a coat of armor then tuns on his electromagnet in the acid trench. Laugs an peple are burned and devoured at the same time.

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Dragoon laughs as he realizes the armor that emain gave him is made of rubber. He walks over to the bar and orders a fifth of Dragoonian Ale, sits back, and watches the carnage in the acid pit.

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Emainiac pulls out his CD shooter and starts blasting esw-dragoon-Some# with the most deadly thing known to man, Micrsoft XP CDs, for calling him "emain" .

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Originally posted by emainiac:
Emainiac pulls out his CD shooter and starts blasting esw-dragoon-Some# with the most deadly thing known to man, Micrsoft XP CDs, for calling him "emain" .

"My armor is made of rubber and you are glue; whatever you shoot=...bounces off of me...and sticks to you!"

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Damn. emainiac coats the MSXPCDs with rubber disolving acid, and continues firing.
Hey -esw_dragoon-77 did ya get ur name from Final Fantasy?
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(This message has been edited by emainiac (edited 10-12-2003).)

Maniak walks in, orders a ginger ale, drinks it, then in a craze, throws the cup at emainiac. It hits him on the head, knocking him unconcious and breaking the glass. Thus starts a war that blows up the universe.

For a third time.

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Maniak hacks like
crazy!

Whyme walks in and punches maniak from behind for nocking out a friend. He then orders a "Samuel Steel Crusher Full Strenth Tonic" and expiriments happily in the corner, vaporizing it with XP cds.

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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!

Maniak wakes up, then pushes whyme into the acid pit, watching as he is devoured by the sharks. Then he digs anothere pit, fills it with lava, and puts on a hard hat so he can't be hit on the head again. Then, just for fun, he blows up the universe for the fourth time with his cannon and his missile gun.

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Maniak hacks like
crazy!

emainiac hits whyme in the back of the head for...uhhh...taking his idea!

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whyme uses several secretly hidden XP cds the fend of the sharks, then jumps out of the acid. He trips emain and uses his nick name to annoy him. He then declares who ever blowns up the universe again, his enemy until they die and are immediantly re-incarnated. He then presses his last XP cd in to maniaks back, causing him to scream in agony and his computer to be invaded by 10 viruses at once.

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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!

Thankfully, Maniak spreads the virus to everyone elses computers. He then puts on
a coat of armor. After that, he rips a chunk of metal off of the sign, killing everyone, and beforehand in the options menu, turns off "Reincarnating". He then leaves the body-filled bar.

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Maniak hacks like
crazy!

The CIA comes and arresta Maniak for spreading a Virus

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nOOb decides he must murder Maniak while he is in jail because now he has to patch over his computer, for the fourth time this month, and he is quite sick of it. nOOb gets to the entrance to the jail.

The guards ask "why are you here?"

nOOb responds "I can't remember" and promptly walks away scratching his head.

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I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. - Einstein

whyme puts sign out side of jail, : nOOb wants to kill maniak. The sign suspisiosly follows nOOb around.

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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!

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