You need a laugh, i know it...

If this seems out of place feel free to lock it. I've only been here a year but i've seen some funny things in my time, (most inolving soviet mikee). Granted most of these links arent from when i was here, but i thought you all might want a laugh. Heres a list of some funny and stupid moments in the EV weboard history. I know you have some to add, enjoy ;)!
(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001504.html")http://www.ambrosias...TML/001504.html(/url) (some funny noob) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002047.html")http://www.ambrosias...TML/002047.html(/url) (EVula and a party) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001497.html")http://www.ambrosias...TML/001497.html(/url) (whatever happened to him?)
(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001902.html#")http://www.ambrosias...ML/001902.html#(/url) (karma, what else..) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001928.html#")http://www.ambrosias...ML/001928.html#(/url) (go EVula!(you'll hate me for this, i know it))
(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001996.html#")http://www.ambrosias...ML/001996.html#(/url) (Thanksgiving, they just dont stop giving useless posts)
(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002060.html#")http://www.ambrosias...ML/002060.html#(/url) (this guy took the name "Escape Velocity" literal and many members trying to make sense of it)
(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002245.html#")http://www.ambrosias...ML/002245.html#(/url) (completely random) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001447.html#")http://www.ambrosias...ML/001447.html#(/url) (lets talk karma!)

(edit)Yeah, i can't hit enter correctly,
Oh, and heres a few more! Enjoy!(/edit)
(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001315.html#")http://www.ambrosias...ML/001315.html#(/url) (ladies ladies, and men?) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001333.html#")http://www.ambrosias...ML/001333.html#(/url) (First time EV experience, you remember them :)) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001254.html#")http://www.ambrosias...ML/001254.html#(/url) (Hail forge? Charmin: iLock) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001223.html#")http://www.ambrosias...ML/001223.html#(/url) (It's so true...) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001501.html")http://www.ambrosias...TML/001501.html(/url) (Mikee, who is so fluent with it, talks about the 'b' word...) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002138.html")http://www.ambrosias...TML/002138.html(/url) (I remember this crap, even though i wasn't signed up yet) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002533.html")http://www.ambrosias...TML/002533.html(/url) (more newbies) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002145.html")http://www.ambrosias...TML/002145.html(/url) (I bet EVula watches his back around Rawzer now)

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I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. - Einstein

(This message has been edited by nOOb (edited 10-11-2003).)

(quote)Originally posted by nOOb:
**If this seems out of place feel free to lock it. I've only been here a year but i've seen some funny things in my time, (most inolving soviet mikee). Granted most of these links arent from when i was here, but i thought you all might want a laugh. Heres a list of some funny and stupid moments in the EV weboard history. I know you have some to add, enjoy:D

Looking through those reminds me how long I've been around here.

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Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!
**

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Originally posted by nOOb:
(whatever happened to him?)

He resigned his comission.

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(this guy took the name "Escape Velocity" literal and many members trying to make sense of it)

No, he was asking why you slow down after deactivating the afterburner. According to the laws of physics, it should continue at that rate until another force ascts on it.

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I should have joined these boards a long time ago. Back then, it looked like fun. 😉

Pretty funny stuff.

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

Thank you for reminding me exactly how moronic I used to be.

To everyone who had to put up with me, my most sincere apologies.

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Originally posted by Luke:
**Thank you for reminding me exactly how moronic I used to be.

To everyone who had to put up with me, my most sincere apologies.

**

Heh heh. Those were the "good ole days" weren't they? 😛
If only I had been around more often during those times, I wouldn't have missed about twenty topics of the Boozerama. 😉

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

(quote)Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
**Heh heh. Those were the "good ole days" weren't they?:)

Jimbob goes all sensitive and reminices, and wonders if he spelled that word right, which makes him frustrated and more sensitive, which makes him down a six pack. He then becomes convinced that he is, in fact, an airplane, which causes him to jump off of a roof, which leads to a different sensitivity.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://schlichtinator.50megs.com/") Schlichtinator Site of stuff (/url) |(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!
**

(quote)Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Yeah, actually. They were.:) This site is good for checking spelling and definitions. (well, kinda obvious if you click on the link)

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel
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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
Heh heh. Those were the "good ole days" weren't they?

sigh I remember when the good ole days were five or so years ago. Newbies. 😛

Oh, n00b, as far as I'm concerned, this topic has every right to be on this board. shrug Thanks for letting me move it if I disagreed, though. 😉

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Originally posted by nOOb:
**http://www.ambrosias...TML/002145.html (I bet EVula watches his back around Rawzer now)

**

Hee hee... you have no idea. 😏

Yeah, I was a n00b back then. But that's about when I started the shift from a timid newb to an annoying newb. Now I'm a relaxed, outgoing, slightly less annoying newb.

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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Hee hee... you have no idea. 😏

**

Heh heh. I remember that post. I wonder why I never wasted everyone's time by posting? :rolleyes: Oh well, those were good times if only I noticed the boards the first time I visited the site six years ago, unless they weren't around then.

Wow, I just realized how many members have stopped coming to the boards. I wonder where they've all gone?

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

(This message has been edited by Ultimate Rebel (edited 10-13-2003).)

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Originally posted by nOOb:
**http://www.ambrosias...TML/002138.html (I remember this crap, even though i wasn't signed up yet)

**

I saw that incident, a quick search reveals more about that n00b's board history.
(The search was quick, reading all the topics wasn't)

(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002132.html")http://www.ambrosias...TML/002132.html(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum10/HTML/005161.html")http://www.ambrosias...TML/005161.html(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum10/HTML/005151.html")http://www.ambrosias...TML/005151.html(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum10/HTML/005097.html")http://www.ambrosias...TML/005097.html(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum10/HTML/005098.html")http://www.ambrosias...TML/005098.html(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum10/HTML/005111.html")http://www.ambrosias...TML/005111.html(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum10/HTML/005112.html")http://www.ambrosias...TML/005112.html(/url)

And now you know the rest of the story. Good day. 😛

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Yet another meaningless post
<(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")E(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.net")V(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.org")ula link(/url)>

Haha, i love reading those kinds of topics :)!

<evil grin>

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I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. - Einstein