Boozerama Bar: The Return

Cresent attached a diving board onto the side of the acid pit, but didn't appear to want to use it herself. She was much happier stealing Deadbeat's food, but rather than eating it, she gave it back to him the second she smelled it, muttering something about 'air pollution'.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Shek Sunrunner reintegrated along the edge of the acid pit. "Well, at least Frodo followed the trend!" He then walked over to the counter and slammed a fist heavily onto the wood.

"Ya got any nails?"

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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
—J. R. R. Tolkien
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Ugh, boozerama still lives? 😛

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(quote)Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**Ugh, boozerama still lives?;)
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(quote)Originally posted by kraftdinnerclone:
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Heh. Barely. 😉

Ah, many fond memories of soda wars with Macavenger, Jimbob, Luke and ares1...

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Frodo uses the diving board and flies into the acid, dragging both Destroyers with him.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

"The D's Frodo?" Destroyer E grabs on to the diving board and climbs out of the pit. "I am Destoryer E not D!" Destroyer E takes everyone thinking (I really want to hurt the Destroyers in a mean way) and throws them in the pit. "Yes Cresent and Cade that means you."

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

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Originally posted by Cresent:
**Cresent returns from another long absense, and punishes Jimbob by making him eat a large bag of dog food. She sits down at the bar and replaced Cade's drink with a replica of the same drink, except spilled. Cresent laughs hysterically when Cade jumps off his seat to avoid spilling on himself, and even more hysterically when Cade picks up the cup, and the plastic 'liquid' comes with it.
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Cade finally returns to the bar. He doesnt like getting liguid all over his muzzle, so he wants vengeance. He puts salt in Cresents drink. When she drinks it, she gets green in the face because of its sourness. Then she spits everything away.

Destroyer E: I did attack with Ravens because Boozerama Bar is insane, and you should have known this, and so not have gotten angry of it. You should have done one defense post, but not these contious attacks you do now.

Cresent: I meant the alliance to protect me against the Destroyers. I thought you could fight the Destroyers yourself. But if you want that, I will defend you from attacks from now on.

Frodo: I am happy that others than me and Cresent hate the two Destroyers. He then helps Frodo drop E in the acid pit.

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I am eager to try to ansver mission questions

(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 06-24-2003).)

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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
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Cresent: I meant the alliance to protect me against the Destroyers. I thought you could fight the Destroyers yourself. But if you want that, I will defend you from attacks from now on.

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Only you! I am insulted!

Cresent helps Cade and Frodo in throwing E in the acid pit.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

AJ makes his token appearance in the new bar. He proceeds to sit in a corner as usual, drowning his sorrows in pitcher after pitcher of beer.

AJ would also like to note that after 10 pages of the new bar, PP has only been shoved into the acid pit once. There's something seriously wrong with this. AJ hops up, waltzes over to PP, cement-blocks his feet, and throws him, screaming, into the deepest part of the pit.

AJ goes back to his wonderful beer after starting a vicious rumor that there's no DP left, including explicit instructions to tell Skyblade ASAP.

-AJ

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0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...

(This message has been edited by AJ (edited 06-24-2003).)

Oh crap, not this again. 😛

In fact I'm drinking a Dr. Pepper right now... Having some at home excludes any worries about Boozerama's supply shortage of DP atm.

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Shek waits calmly for pp to regenerate. When the penguin does, he runs at him, screaming and yelling, and bowls him over back into the acid pit for a third dunk. Shek then sits down along the edge of the acid pit and drinks a glass of ice water.

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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
—J. R. R. Tolkien
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OOC: I wonder where pp is? He hasn't posted for a long time.

Cresent watches Shek's strange ways with amusement.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

DeadBeat pushes pp in the acid pit and then goes to play the origional worms. "Kamikazi!"

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
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"How many people need to throw me in the damn acid pit!" Destroyer E regenerates. E puts on a cowboy hat turns to Cade, Cresent, and Frodo. "I reckon ther ain't nough room round heer fer ther four of us." E takes out two uzis and shoots the three until they fall into the pit. "I've always wanted to do that."

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

D looks in the acid pit and Frodo "There is only one D. Hey, nice shoot Tex." D turns Cade into a horse and the ride off into the sunset. Then they turn around and D drives him into the acid pit. D grabs the diving board before falling in. D moves away from the pit as Cade burns.

Shek Sunrunner, sitting at his table, lit up an Ell'achi cigar and took a long draw of the sweet-tasting smoke. He watched the action of the faux cowboys with a blend of amusement and annoyance.

"Hey, come on now," he shouted. "If you're going to try to be cowboys, at least use ten gallon hats!"

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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
—J. R. R. Tolkien
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"Hey D&E;, I meant D's as in Destoyers" Frodo says. He then ties D and E together and puts them into a torture chamber that is covered in a force field that cannot be destroyed until Frodo says so. So it looks like D and E will be in there for a very long time.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

AJ thinks they would be in there for a long time without a bit of intervention... AJ pushes PP back towards the acid pit. PP collides with the torture chamber and the whole mess tumbles into the sizzling goop.

-AJ

Great... Penguin, after swearing not to leave again, leaves. Oh well. Acid-Pit bait!

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0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...

DeadBeat sets up a toll booth outside the torture chamber and charges people to look at them.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
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