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Originally posted by Destroyer Peace or Give Up? Cade started it.
Stop being a warhawk. I will only defend myself.
------------------ Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.
I don't know if it's just me, but it's annoying to wake up late and discover someone has single handedly posted to the next page, and you're completely missing the storylines because of it. I don't mind the MPD, Destroyer, but it's like chocolates: As great as it use, use sparingly.
Jimbob, after a refreshring rest comes up with an amazing idea to defeat the wall. He opens a liter of Pepsi and unloads it on the wall. The only affect is a rather large stain in the center of the wall. More anger ensues, and more limbs are shattered. Jimbob leaps into the acid pit, and begins more plotting to destroy this wall...
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I don't no when the page ends.
(This message has been edited by Destroyer E (edited 06-06-2003).)
Fourtieth post.
It's not the extra page, it's the back and forth nature of the posting. If it where in one or two posts, it'd be fine.
(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 06-06-2003).)
DeadBeat self combusts after raising his blook-alcohol level too high.
------------------ There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death. -DeadBeat (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
and suddenly, a chicken walks in.
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Luke eats the chicken raw.
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OV performs the Heimlich on Luke and throws the chiken out the door.
A chicken walks in with Dr Pepper on its back
------------------ Oh i'm not addicted, it's a hobby
Jimbob drives a tank directly at the wall. The tank explodes, and Jimbob fries.
Jimbob holds a press confrence on his attempts to destroy the wall.
next time get a bigger gun that makes a nice explosion. Something like this:
Press Confrence begins
Jimbob is now open to any questions on the wall war.
What did the wall do to you?
"The wall blatantly convinced me me attack it, so I did. It shattered my limbs, and killed me, effectively. It now deserves to die"
Overrider starts taking notes...
Bandit_Keith douses the wall in gasoline, then raises his hand. BK is promptly called on by Jimbob.
"Would you like to light the match, or can I?"
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"Go ahead and light it, but the wall works in ominous ways!!!"
BK lights it and catches fire, burning to ashes. Scratching his head, Jimbob lets out a sigh. "I warned yah, buddy." The janitor collects the ashese and disapeers again.
Jimbob suddenly gets a great idea. It was an idea so crazy, that it might just work. It was so ridikulousilylylylylyly crazy, that it could pan out and destroy the wall for good!
Jimbob walked up to the wall carefully. He was dripping with sweat. Suddenly, Jimbob took off his shoes. An evil, smelly smell filled the bar, causing all the patrons except for Jimbob to leave temporarily.
After a few minutes of eye-watering stench, the wall suddenly said, "Holy ****! That smells!" It promptly ran into the storage room to avoid the smell. Jimbob followed and locked the door 42 different ways.
Finally, the battle of the wall was over, and Jimbob threw his 7 year old no-sock shoes into the acid pit, and covered the bar in those cool little Christmas tree air freshners.
The patrones returned, the reporters left.
But for some reason, a rather chilly draft flowed in the bar from that day foward.
DeadBeat takes off his shoes to no effect.
Are win in space? Not having a wall in space is pretty bad you know
Cresent wanders back into the bar after being gone for a few days. She is immediately pestered with questions about an alliance. She grins and says, "Awww, you guys missed me!" In answer she throws Destroyers D and E in the acid pit. Then she shakes hand with Cade to agree to the alliance...with a joy buzzer in her hand. "Oops, sorry forgot that was there," Cresent laughs. But she promises Cade that she really does agree with the alliance.
------------------ To err is human. To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.
pp uses a rather long mathematical equation to try and figure out how long it's been since he last visited this bar...
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Nothing in this post!!!!!
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