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Jimbob kicks Zax back in and throws a damn lemonade at him.
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Shek Sunrunner pulls his glaive from it's scabbard and spears one of the ducks. He takes it over to a chair, where he waves his hand. The chair crumbles into several different pieces and bursts into flame, and suddenly all the feathers in the duck fly off and hit the ceiling. Shek slowly turns his glaive-spitted duck over the fire, and begins to eat it when it's done.
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Cresent, unlucky enough to get hit by the one feather that didn't hit the roof, stuck the feather in her hair and decided she liked it like that. Then she throws Zax in the acid pit for kicks.
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DeadBeat collapses after reading all the most recent posts.
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KDC, the resident narcoleptic, promptly falls asleep on the table. Huzzah.
Cade: Uh, it's hard to explain really... except for the fact that horse slobber smells quite awful. Like grass and rotting fruit. shrug (Maybe you could come over and see for yourself? lol) And yes, super deadly. They may look stupid, but they can rip your arm off, dump you into piles of sharp wire, run you into extremely stable (and hurtful) trees at alarming speeds, and worst of all - they buck to kill. (But they're cute as hell, so it's all good)
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Originally posted by General Cade Smart: **Aww.:frown: I think this is the only thread where fun goes over logical pledges to change. I think its just irritating if I am in the middle of writing something else, such as kicking Destroyer D if he ever comes back ;). Yes, but what if I forget by accident? I still think its irritating.
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"I'm Back! Sorry, I did not know that the donut curse was copyrighted." D takes a grenade, shoves it down Cade's thoat and throws him out of the bar. Cade continues to fly until he blows up. "Anyone else wanna ride?"
Originally posted by Destroyer "I'm Back! Sorry, I did not know that the donut curse was copyrighted." D takes a grenade, shoves it down Cade's thoat and throws him out of the bar. Cade continues to fly until he blows up. "Anyone else wanna ride?"
"Can I gat a throw?"
------------------ Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.
"What do you want - to through me or Cade, or do you want to be thrown?"
"I'll take two of the above." E picks up Cade and D and throws them.
Originally posted by kraftdinnerclone: **KDC, the resident narcoleptic, promptly falls asleep on the table. Huzzah.
Cade: Uh, it's hard to explain really... except for the fact that horse slobber smells quite awful. Like grass and rotting fruit. **
See? That's why I had to take a shower after you licked me.
Cresent hypnotizes(sp?) Destroyer E into thinking that he's a dog and that Destroyer D is his favorite chew toy. Fetch!
Destroyer, don't do stuff like that. Even though this is the Boozerama Bar, It's still spamming.
Jimbob pisses in all the drinks.
"Sorry. I'll leave now, but I may be back." Destroyer E leaves.
"Bye, bye E! He can go but I will stay. Where is Cade?" D rubs his neutronic rocket launcher.
E, prepare to be thrown when you return.
Slim walks in and falls in to the acid pit. he struggles to cling to the ledge but D steps on his toes and falls to his doom...
------------------ Slim
(This message has been edited by slimjim (edited 06-03-2003).)
D's vest is equipped with a weak shield. The shield stops the acid long enough to escape from the acid pit.
Bandit_Leith walks into the bar carrying a 2300 model Powerbook, painted with rhe Uplink logo on top, and proceeds to hack the drink machine so that it gives him free Vanilla Smoozies^3?, Now with more Caffeine! Bandit_Keith then opens one of his machine's 3 CD-RM (re-make, burns CD's with no media) drives to use as a drink holder.
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Originally posted by Bandit_Keith: **Bandit_Leith walks into the bar carrying a 2300 model Powerbook, painted with rhe Uplink logo on top, and proceeds to hack the drink machine so that it gives him free Vanilla Smoozies^3?, Now with more Caffeine! Bandit_Keith then opens one of his machine's 3 CD-RM (re-make, burns CD's with no media) drives to use as a drink holder.
Zax watches Uplink crawl to a stop because of sh*tty OpenGL and a crap graphics card, and then chucks a devonshire terrier at Bandit_Keith
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Cresent tries Vanilla Smoozies^3? but decides she likes Vanilla Coke better.
KDC shoots a glare at the pinball machine, which is making annoying beep noises causing her to not be able to sleep. After it promptly implodes, she flops down on top of the debris.
Ahh... a substitute non-futon.