Boozerama Bar: The Return

This place needs a little spice. Let's have some suggestions of what we can do. Tuskawillamac is exempt from suggesting. 😛

Oh, by the way, see you tomorrow, mac. Probably.

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Aqua, having been mercilessly tossed into a large, snake-filled pit by Jimbob just a few hours ago, arrives at the bar looking dazed and confused.

Without a word, he collapses onto the ground.

Oh, and as for something to do, I vote for a soda war!!!

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Yes, Soda war is high on my list too.

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob brings the Olsen Twins. He looks at Plexrom and laughs.

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Jimbob rapes the Olsen Twins. He looks at Plexrom and laughs.

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Tuskawillamac gets a metal cape and suit so he can dance

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Plexrom takes Mary-kate away from Jimbob, and has some jolly good fun with her. Then throws Jimbob into a newly developed duking booth. But it is no ordinary dunking booth. It is filled with sulfuric acid. Then Plexrom nails the bulls-eye and make him bite the dust.

😛

Ashley found this very amusing and joined the party.

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Originally posted by tuskawillamac:
**Jimbob rapes the Olsen Twins. He looks at Plexrom and laughs.

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Cade glares at tusky how is so shameless that he makes others do such utterly distasteful deeds.

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(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 08-02-2003).)

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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
**Cade glares at tusky how is so shameless that he makes others do such utterly distasteful deeds.

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I wouldn't hold myself back, that's for damn sure. 😄

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Jimbob, the Olsen twins are mine. Plexrom proceeds to throw the first soda can of the war at Jimbob. Yes this is the start of the soda war.

😄

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Trogdor walks into the bar and takes out an M16 and goes trigger happy on the whole place. Trogdor kills every single person and then walks away.

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Trogodor or whoever's M16 had the Olsen Twins in it only two shots.

Tuskawillamac fills the tank with phosphiric acid and then forces Trog to drink the well puree-ed Olsons

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(This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 08-02-2003).)

Plexrom drinks the Phosphoric acid, and discovers he is immune to it. It actually made him stronger. He then bought the world supply of soda cans, and proceeded to begin the soda war.

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UR throws a cherry coke at Jimbob.

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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
**UR throws a cherry coke at Jimbob.

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T-Mac throws Jimbob at a cherry coke.

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Trogdor picks up T - Mac and throws him at tuskawillamac and tuskawilamac falls off a cliff and gets run over by a car and then gets sat on by a big gorilla.

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Ummm Trogdor... T-mac is short for tuskawillamac. You just threw tuskawillamac at himself and he fell of a cliff

"Besides friend would you like a cheese milkshake" says Tuskawillamac offering a milkshake.

Einstien comes up and gets a electric green mowhock at my new robotic barber shop. He burps: "E=+or-mcË›."
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(This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 08-03-2003).)

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Oh and anyway Trogdor I bet I know you

Cade drive's his car right through a brickwall

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Then Jimbob goes crazy driving and well you know

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(This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 08-03-2003).)

UR throws a defender at Trogdor, and the defender splits in half as it comes into contact with his forehead. 😉

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Originally posted by tuskawillamac:
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Cade drive's his car right through a brickwall

Then Jimbob goes crazy driving and well you know

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Why is that you selected just us two to fight you? I stayed neutral in the milkshake war. With Jimbob its understandable as he fought us. Cade exclaims "Hey. I didnt want a fight! So you dont make me drive cars in a wall! You will pay for this!" Cade dies from the impact of hitting a wall, breaking it, and the debris that comes from smashing it. He turns to a ghost and starts haunting tusky. Because he is a ghost, he invulnerable to any attacks or weapons.

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UR calls the ghostbusters to come and suck up Cade's roaming spirit. He is then regenerated and everybody procedes to smack him senseless. 😛

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