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Plexrom eats Deadbeats army for lunch, then eats deadbeat. Plexrom then tumbles over with his large and recently aquired fattness. Then rolls down a large hill.
------------------ Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.
Trugati sets a million duckies free in the bar.
------------------ Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One Ring for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. J.R.R. Tolkien
T-mac has now been regenerated. Except Plexrom had one to many milkshakes when he was remaking him. T-mac now has an arm growing out of his face.Gives him an easier shot at dunking though.
Cresent hits Plexrom over the head with a sledgehammer, just for the heck of it.
------------------ To err is human. To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.
DeadBeat bursts out of Plexrom's stomach alien style.
------------------ There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death. -DeadBeat (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Trugati dumps acid all over Plexrom and runs around, laughing maniacally.
Cade punishes to Trugati for his federal offense under law. He speaks to the Nil'Kimas Raven pilot in Polaran again, agian polite as Polarans always are commands him come back, because E has been punished enough already. Then he orders the captain to attack Trugati. Before Trugati knows the word of it, he has Mantas swarming ower him and hitting with Bio-Relays. It is supported by Multi-Torp fire and followed by CPL fire. Severely damaged in the head from Multi-Torps, having large scars in hand from BioRelays, and severe wounds in feet from CPL, he falls unconsicious. Cade grins and roars "eye for a eye!" and awaits Jimboms response. In case he destroys the Raven, a reinforcment fleet of three more Nil'Kimas Ravens and Scarabs appears.
Ooo, writing brainless stuff in Boozerama is fun! Thats why I have had Krypts and Ravens here- nowhere else could you write (except in other bars) that a non-existent spaceship can attack people in a building.
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(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 05-16-2003).)
Jimbob kicks around a couple duckies and sits down on the couch. Sipping on a chocolate milkshake, he looks around at the mayhem. "Well, um, that's interesting" Nuclear flubber and axe swinging weirdos run around, and T-Mac is looking a little like and upside-down cake.
Jimbob hires a band called "The Flea Bitting Dog-Catter PHish". He kills the guitarist with a Machete and takes his place.
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Despite plexrom's bad health right now, he still has the strength to unleash his pet dinosaur, Joel on everyone. Then Joel dropped them into the acid pit.
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Originally posted by General Cade Smart: **Cade sees the insult from a person that has never been in Boozerama before and starts immediately thinking to use the cruel measures used by Boozerama regulars. Then he calls ships from the Nova universe in. A Raven, pilotted by a Nil'Kimas pops inside the bar from a wormhole. Then he speaks to the Captain in Polaran, as polite as the Polaris are. He then orders to attack E. Then E sees Mantas chasing him like mosquito and Multi-Torps splitting and hitting him. Then after a few Multi-Torps the Raven accelerates and hits with CPLs. "Ow! Ow! It hurts!" Destroyer yells and falls after the Mantas finally hit him with their Bio-Relays.
I hope that was not too harsh. But if you post in Boozerama, you should expect nonsense, and even harsh ones. In fact, Jimbob hit me with a poop pie just because he wanted, and I hit back. If you do something (like saying I have heart boxers), expect the poster concered to post back with revenge.
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Destroyer E runs to Aurora University. Bye!
------------------ Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.
Originally posted by General Cade Smart: **....and awaits Jimboms response.
"Jimbob's response" slowly comes and goes like wind...
"Maybe we should light the ducks on fire?"
Tuskawilamac gives Crescent a quick nuclear-self-destructing flubber shower and forces him to de-spell T-mac. Then T-mac hits him with a 900000000 ton lead sledgehammer just for the heck of it. Jimbob collects the blood and sells strawberry milkshakes again. I put a flaming duck in my rocket launcher and shoot it at the the bartender.
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Cresent does not undo the curse, but she does turn everyone who refered to either her or Trugati with a masculine pronoun into a donut with chocolate icing and cherry filling.
Edit: By the way, Tusky, the curse is on YOU. There is a difference in my vocabulary between mac(you) and T-mac. ------------------ To err is human. To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.
(This message has been edited by Cresent (edited 05-16-2003).)
pp attempts to eat himself. Mmmm... penguin-donut...
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According to me (aka Tusky, aka T-mac, aka mac) the curse is despelled if not by you then by a sage of kindness that creates a spinning vortex of light and acid in the acid pit for his grand entrance. All screaming drenched-in-acid idots are now screaming-drenched-in-strawberry-mikshake idots. He transfers the curse to Jimbobs lead milkshake booth, therefore I am un-cursed me. Then Plexrom eats him for lunch. Plexrom is catapulted into the milkshake booth by a trebushe that appears out of nowhere. Plexrom is a idot made of nuclear self-destructing fluuber. FIVE. FOUR. THREE. TWO. ONE... Cresent is moaning under planks that have emulcefied his rotting carcass. While everybody else hides in the bomb shelter that mysteriouly floats 98 feet off the floor (The roof is infanantly tall) ... ahhh-the bomb shelter falls on Crescent finishing him off. Until he regenerates...
DeadBeat pulls out two tommy guns and begins firing them while yelling "gegegegege!"
Tuskawillamac pulls out three tomyguns, one in each hand and yells "Gulp, Gulp, Gulp" and hits Deadbeat with a sledgehammer just for the heck of it
Originally posted by tuskawillamac: **Jimbob collects the blood and sells strawberry milkshakes again. --------- Uhnd den: --------- According to me (aka Tusky, aka T-mac, aka mac) the curse is despelled if not by you then by a sage of kindness that creates a spinning vortex of light and acid in the acid pit for his grand entrance. All screaming drenched-in-acid idots are now screaming-drenched-in-strawberry-mikshake idots. He transfers the curse to Jimbobs lead milkshake booth, therefore I am un-cursed me. Then Plexrom eats him for lunch. Plexrom is catapulted into the milkshake booth by a trebushe that appears out of nowhere. Plexrom is a idot made of nuclear self-destructing fluuber. FIVE. FOUR. THREE. TWO. ONE... Cresent is moaning under planks that have emulcefied his rotting carcass. While everybody else hides in the bomb shelter that mysteriouly floats 98 feet off the floor (The roof is infanantly tall) ... ahhh-the bomb shelter falls on Crescent finishing him off. Until he regenerates...
CHERRY milkshakes, Mac. And you definitely aren't T-Mac. And Cresent is a she, by the way...
Jimbob enjoys the Mayhem. he puts Plexrom right-side-up in the booth and says, "Hey Nuclear Flubber Bud! Have a milkshake!" Plexrom looks at the milkshake, and it doesn't last much longer. Suddenly Plex's thoughts are suspended permanantly by a Mundo BrainfreezeŽ, only available from Jimbob's Milkshakes.
I don care!! and go to Just Chat I have a Bar there!! Besides I order a flubber milkshake and throw it at 'er
Tuskawillamac locks the door of the milkshake store from the outside somehow and guns it, and smashes it, and throws it in the acid pit, and kills it, and nukes it, and Booooooooooooos it, and throws tomato and carrot milkshakes at it and has a hot girl named Tatiana demolish it with a buldozer and dynomite and nitro glycerin and...