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Trugati is extremely annoyed at Tuskawillawhat'shisface for making a poor imitation of AOL speak, posting consecutively, and making idiotic comments. She dashes out of the virtual reality room, and as soon as he regenerates, kicks him in the acid pit over and over again. Then she deals him a fast stroke with Anduril and leaves him to lick his wounds.
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Originally posted by Trugati: **Trugati is extremely annoyed at Tuskawillawhat'shisface for making a poor imitation of AOL speak, posting consecutively, and making idiotic comments.
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Hey Trugati, Luke said the idea of Boozerama Bars is to learn what writing in bars/webstories can be like. Be nice to him, as this is a bar for everyone. He did post too many times (5 times in a row!) and did spell badly, but idiotic comments as in what? All comments in this bar are idiotic, since as Luke said, as far as mods are concerned Boozeramas are just spam.
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(quote)Originally posted by Jimbob: **Cade is lucky enough to have the Crap-pie hit him.:p I would have been insulted if that sticking tongue smilie wasnt there. Cade shoves the crap pie quickly off with a super-handshower , and grins and snickers as Jimbob gets a pie as large as a wedding cake full of horse crap to hit him!
------------------ I am eager to try to ansver mission questions **
Jimbob takes a quick shower and throws a bunch of knives at Cade, who stands still for a few seconds. Suddenly his shirt and shorts drop to the floor.
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/me shakes head. Probably I should take a break from Boozerama. It makes less sense than Ares Trash Talk, which is quite a achievement, since it has been said to be B&B; Extreme.
Destroyer E comes in and laughs at General Cade Smarts heart boxers
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Originally posted by Destroyer E: **Destroyer E comes in and laughs at General Cade Smarts heart boxers
Cade sees the insult from a person that has never been in Boozerama before and starts immediately thinking to use the cruel measures used by Boozerama regulars. Then he calls ships from the Nova universe in. A Raven, pilotted by a Nil'Kimas pops inside the bar from a wormhole. Then he speaks to the Captain in Polaran, as polite as the Polaris are. He then orders to attack E. Then E sees Mantas chasing him like mosquito and Multi-Torps splitting and hitting him. Then after a few Multi-Torps the Raven accelerates and hits with CPLs. "Ow! Ow! It hurts!" Destroyer yells and falls after the Mantas finally hit him with their Bio-Relays.
I hope that was not too harsh. But if you post in Boozerama, you should expect nonsense, and even harsh ones. In fact, Jimbob hit me with a poop pie just because he wanted, and I hit back. If you do something (like saying I have heart boxers), expect the poster concered to post back with revenge.
Originally posted by General Cade Smart: **Hey Trugati, Luke said the idea of Boozerama Bars is to learn what writing in bars/webstories can be like. Be nice to him, as this is a bar for everyone. He did post too many times (5 times in a row!) and did spell badly, but idiotic comments as in what? All comments in this bar are idiotic, since as Luke said, as far as mods are concerned Boozeramas are just spam. **
And my word is law! Bow to me, you ignorant masses! Muahahaha!
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Originally posted by Luke: **And my word is law! Bow to me, you ignorant masses! Muahahaha!
Zax bows down in front of Luke and ties his shoelaces together
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A huge glowing green and gold teleportation ray gun appears and zaps all in the Boozerama Bar to Botswana, except for tuskawillamac, Jimbob and Plexrom (so I can totally kill them)! Tuskawillamac takes out his rocket launcher as Plexrom and Jimbob cower in fear. Tuskawillamac loads and fires but misses and hits the milkshake shoppe. Oooops! Load, Fire and the stock of beer is smoking. Load, Fire, and Jimbobs disinigrated. Uhh ohh. No more ammo. So? Here comes and flamethrower!! Where did Plexrom go? He was right where that pile of enders and ash is.
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(This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 05-15-2003).)
Cresent zaps everyone back to the bar with skill she never knew she had, and probably can never use again. Then she turns mac into a pincusion for the second time and helps Jimbob rebuild the milkshake stand.
------------------ To err is human. To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.
As Cresent and Jimbob are building the milkshake stand, Plexromm nails the door shut, and they are stuck in the stand. plexrom then throws them and the newly built Milkshake stand into the acid pit.
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Jimbob marvels at Plexroms unbelievable stregnth. He lights Plexroms family on fire and dances to mexican music as they burn...
The Milkshake stand is rebuilt out of pure lead, except it feels however it did before. It is also special non-poisinous lead.
Jimbob throws tuskawillamac into the acid pit, demonstrating how to use much less energy to annhilate someone.
(senselessness) Suddenly a football stadium appears outside. Drunk people begin raping lizards, lizards began mysteriousily dying, and Sombrero's become a very profitable non-profit organization. All the sudden Tracy McGrady explodes and a 500,000 million people die every day, you russian mole. (/senselessness)
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Poor T-mac!
Plexrom feels his pain... or something like it. He has a paper cut. So Plexrom puts a band-aid over his cut and begins, picking up his guts.
There's his pancreas, anbd his ear......
Cresent asks Plexrom how he can recognize what a pancreas(sp?) looks like.
Plexrom lies to Cresent but doesn't notice. Plexrom believes he had a degree in doctorismnis, and can identify any body part in the bosy. He then picks what he thinks is a heart but is really a finger. Then Plexrom goes to the operating room in his cardboard box, and begins to put tracy Mcgrady back together again.
Jimbob, after being asked by the FUZZ who killed T-Mac, says this guy did it:
What can I say?
tuskawillamac takes a quick anti-acidic shower, and kills the whole lakers team and stadium withe the flamethrower and decides to nuke Califonia while he's at it. Tuskawillamac says "Here plexrom fetch!!" He throws Plexrom's appendix into the bubbling green acid pit of extreamly acidic acidity. Plexrom says "Arff" and dives in. Cresent tries to turn tuskawillamac into a pincusion and misses nailing Jimbob (x2!!!). Tuskawillamac fills his flamethrower with Plexrom's evil blood and acid. Whoops!! It hit the pinpillow!! Milkshakes are thrown at Jimbobs carcass.
Tuskawillamac says "Hey bartender can I have a beer?" After the beer is given tuskawillamac screams "Yo mama's so ugly she walked in a haunted house and came out with a job application!"
Cresent puts a curse on mac, so everything he touches(not including bar patrons!) turns into magic-radio-active-self-destructing flubber. Yes, mac, that includes the beer you are drinking.
DeadBeat shrugs at all the recent posts, "Not much to say". He evil clown army does some clownish stuff while waiting.
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