Boozerama Bar: The Return

Dash feels beaten and abused, and decides to take a relaxing dip in the acid pit...man this is getting repetitive.
Tuska-how'd you get 2 points back? last I checked, you were/are still a criminal (-2)...
how does one get points back?

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"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"
"Better dead, than Confed!"
One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?
I'm like a superhero, but with no powers or motivation.

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Originally posted by Dash_Merc:
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Tuska-how'd you get 2 points back? last I checked, you were/are still a criminal (-2)...
how does one get points back?

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He was mistaken, he has still -2 karma. You get one point back for every 20 posts. But those shouldnt be spam. If you spam, you will get slapped again.

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Heh, pp remembers the first (and last) time he was karma-slapped... He also remembers how, as a joke, Luke once told him that all patrons had to keep a clean karma and B average to stay in the bar.

Those were the days... sigh pp, all of a sudden brought back to reality, can't seem to make any sense out of all the chaos taking place around him.

Whatever.

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ok, so since this bar doesn't really have any particular topic, I can talk about anything appropriate, and not post crappy cow-god pictures, etc, right? that=not spam, right?
anyhow...
Dash fails to understand how his disembodied voice is capable of speaking...I just confused myself...

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"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"
"Better dead, than Confed!"
One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?
I'm like a superhero, but with no powers or motivation.

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Originally posted by tuskawillamac:
**Back in the olden days of the first Boozy Bar, people posted in 2 minute increments. Really, look back. I come back and find out there are 3 posts since yesterday

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Yes, I remember. Then there were times where only one post was made a day. It was pretty crazy. Too bad I missed about 18 bars. 😉

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

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Originally posted by Dash_Merc:
**ok, so since this bar doesn't really have any particular topic, I can talk about anything appropriate, and not post crappy cow-god pictures, etc, right? that=not spam, right?
anyhow...
Dash fails to understand how his disembodied voice is capable of speaking...I just confused myself...

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No. Only those with +5 can say whatever they want. Of course I have +5, it's just invisible. 😉

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

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Originally posted by tuskawillamac:
**Back in the olden days of the first Boozy Bar, people posted in 2 minute increments. Really, look back. I come back and find out there are 3 posts since yesterday

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We should set up a time where we all come in. Maybe on Monday, I'm going down the shore this weekend.

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Originally posted by Dash_Merc:
**Dash feels beaten and abused, and decides to take a relaxing dip in the acid pit...man this is getting repetitive.
Tuska-how'd you get 2 points back? last I checked, you were/are still a criminal (-2)...
how does one get points back?

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Well first I lost 1 on my first day, then I got it back, then I lost three a few weeks ago. While I got one back after that. To get karma and lose karma you need to post out of the Boozy Bar, that's where the mods are. I don think the mods even stick their ugly heads in here. :rolleyes:

Tuskawillamac turns Jimbob into a T-rex and shoots him before he relizes Posted Image

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(This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 09-26-2003).)

(quote)Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:

No. Only those with +5 can say whatever they want. Of course I have +5, it's just invisible. 😛 Invisible karma doesnt count.

dash_merc: This bar has mostly posts with random stories. Random, because they dont make sense and Boozerama isnt meant to. It rarely has any real discussion, like this one about karma. As long as you keep minimal decency (dont do the most gross things!), youll be fine in this topic.

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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
**Only those that have a real karma of +2 can say whatever they want.:p Invisible karma doesnt count.

dash_merc: This bar has mostly posts with random stories. Random, because they dont make sense and Boozerama isnt meant to. It rarely has any real discussion, like this one about karma. As long as you keep minimal decency (dont do the most gross things!), youll be fine in this topic.

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Jeez, it is not that random! Suddenly, everyone in the bar explodes, except for Destroyer E.

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
**Only those that have a real karma of +2 can say whatever they want.:p Invisible karma doesnt count.

dash_merc: This bar has mostly posts with random stories. Random, because they dont make sense and Boozerama isnt meant to. It rarely has any real discussion, like this one about karma. As long as you keep minimal decency (dont do the most gross things!), youll be fine in this topic.

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You know, I want people to shut up about randomness in the boozerama bar, all the blowing up, shooting, raping, killing, embarassing, stealing... is all expected, and if its not a post like:

The bar explodes and kills all but DE.

That was random but you can expect that, every thing else is more or less an extreamly strange improable story.

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UR strangles DE until his head falls off, and repeatedly kicks the head at the body. You're not the last survivor now! 😛

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

DeadBeat jumps up and down just so everyone knows he's still here.

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Tuskawillamac gains another karma point...

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Dash realizes DeadBeat's still here...and pitches a plasma grenade at him.

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"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"
"Better dead, than Confed!"
One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?
I'm like a superhero, but with no powers or motivation.

Tuskawillamac rips a needler out of the Halo Video Game convienintly placed in between Dash and T-mac. He hacks into the game so there are cheat codes (!!!!!!!!!!) (WEEEEE) He types in the cheat code for infinite ammo and fires the needler perpetualy at Dash_

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Originally posted by tuskawillamac:
Tuskawillamac rips a needler out of the Halo Video Game

Why the needler? UR pulls out two combat shotguns and a spnkr from Marathon Infinity w/ infinite ammo and does some real damage. 😛

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

Plexrom Comes back to life from his long sleep. He decides not to blow up the bar this time. Instead he becomes the Bars janitor and cleans out the urinals.

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Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.

Plexrom walks in front of Jimbob while he's taking a leak in the urinal. Plexrom stinks, and Jimbob kicks him into the stall and Shaq (Who was taking a dump) Gives him a chocolate swirly.

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I like eggrolls. Can anyone teach me how to make them? Seriousily...

the spnkr is also from HALO
Dash screams as the sharp pointy things stab into his sides, and half of him disappears in a giant pinkish purple explosion...luckily, He just happened to have a medkit, and it healed him up to 100% health. He then rips the armor out of HALO and dons it. Dash starts kicking ass, with two SMGs, one in each hand. somehow, he ends up in the acid pit, and the HALO game follows him, just for the helluvit.
wee!
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"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"
"Better dead, than Confed!"
One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?
I'm like a superhero, but with no powers or motivation.