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Jimbob runs around the bar like a loony screaming his head off. "Go Bucks!"
Yes, The Buckeyes won the Fiesta Bowl.
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Dragoon reminds everyone that they are in the Boozarama Bar, not the Prancing Pony. With that, he breaks Frodo's fingers to keep him from putting the Ring on.
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Trugati rushes the hobbits to the hospital (she's always had a soft spot for hobbits) and comes back to the bar which is now redecorated as the Boozaramma. Bored, she orders a drink.
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DeadBeat gets the unknown 10 human ring of power and joins the Nazghoul(sp?). After a full night of hockey DeadBeat falls asleep on their couch.
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Trugati gets the third elvenring. Then with the power it has, she hypnotizes Luke and he gives her 10 tons of synthale. She finishes one ton right at the spot and stores the other 9 in her ship.
Luke wakes up with a massive hangover and decides it would be easier to just jump in the acid pit and come back as a dwarf.
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Stardust tackles Trugati and then rips her head off. "I win!" Then he takes out the regenerater in her pocket and regenerates the acid.
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Trugati comes back, throws Stardust in the acid pit, and seals the opening.
Stardust regenerates at the 'Out' port of the acid pit. He enters the bar and orders a drink.
DeadBeat throws his ring of power in the acid pit and leaves the Nazghoul because they sound like a bunch of girls at a rock concert.
pp, drunken, plods into the bar before collapsing. Luke rushes up to him. "Is he hurt? CALL A MED-..... DAMMIT! HE'S JUST DRUNK! YOU" kick* "DRANK" kick* "AT" kick* "ANOTHER" kick* "BAR!" Stardust looks at Luke funny and shoots the heck out of pp. They than toss him back into the acid pit.
Edit: Yay! 20 times into the acid pit! That has to be some sort of record, do I get an award?
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Stardust gives pp 20 total Blaster shots in various places on his body. "There thats your award."
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Luke gives Stardust a big beer on the house.
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Originally posted by Luke: **Luke gives Stardust a big beer on the house.
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Why's everyone against me? pp orders a couple more drinks and gets seriously drunk. He stumbles over to Trugati and says, "Hey baby, wanna' come on a ride to Wonderland with me? My moose is out back, but beware the Japaneese!" pp collapses and Trugati pushes him aside before ordering a drink herself.
Dragoon starts offering Body Shots.
Trugati declines Dragoon's offer politely and has another Sumerian Sunset. Then she thinks about enlarging the bar, as it is too small to avoid stray blaster shots and drunken penguins collapsing on you.
RM wonders why a lot of people hate a penguin. Then fires blaster shots at everybody who hurt him or threw him into the acid pit or ripped his head off blah blah for she likes penguins. Then turns her invincibility field on.
Originally posted by Rebel Manta: RM wonders why a lot of people hate a penguin. Then fires blaster shots at everybody who hurt him or threw him into the acid pit or ripped his head off blah blah for she likes penguins. Then turns her invincibility field on.
That means you're going to shoot almost everyone in the bar, heheh. pp notices dragoon sitting on the counter with his sign for bodyshots. His left eye begins to twitch... "You might want to try that somewhere else... somewhere with more people of the oppisite sex," pp whispers before backing away cautiously.
Trugati survived, since penguins are one of her most favorite animals. The only problem is when they collapse on you. Trugati starts collecting funds for a potion to make drunken penguins instantly sober. She puts the money box on one of the tables.
Rawzer still doesn't get the joke: ----- "What's so unpleasent (sp?) about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water." ----- Instead of worrying about it too much, he buys Trugati a drink.
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