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Luke contracts some computer nerds to manufacture a G5 for the bar's computer sytem to run on.
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phantompenguin regenerates inside the acid pit again, but this time with hover boots on. He carefully steps out of the perimeter of the pit and takes off his boots. With a heavy sigh phantompenguin glances over at the computer system. pp laughs. He carefully rewires the system into an extremely easy-to-us, handheld (As handheld as the Guide.) super computer with a G10 processor. (phantompenguin owns a time machine and has seen what these things looks like) phantompenguin than hands it over to Luke and smiles. Luke looks at phantompenguin's smile as if it scares him. pp slowly backs away.....
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(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 12-09-2002).)
Luke fires the nerds and starts customizing the new computer.
DeadBeat laughs as he smashes a P4000 with it's user stuck inside.
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Mwa ha ha...
(will edit later with spoon pic)
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UR sits down in front of the supercomputer and proceeds to install Escape Velocity: Black Hole the collectors edition complete set with EV1-EV12. UR then plays them, and beats them all two days later.
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me sticks a supermagnet into the supercomputer and fries the hard drive.
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pp's computer senses tingle. He arrives at the scene of the crime and turns towards Zax. "Gah! I spent alot of time on that!" pp screams. He shrugs, than makes another one in four seconds. (Alot of time for pp.) He than reinstalls EV, EVO, and EVN. He than downloads every plug in the galaxy for these games. pp hands it to Luke and sits down, taking a drink of a nice refreshing Vanilla Coke.
Luke puts Zax in a big envelope and mails him to Pirate's Haven.
Rawzer points and laughs. Then he pulls out an Uzi-Blast...
stardust steals the Uzi-Blast and pawns it off for 5,000,000B Cr
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..pawns it off to pp, who than hands it back to Rawzer. Stardust steals it again and sells it to pp. This goes on for a while...
The cycle continues until DeadBeat kills a giant slug using salt. After dieing the giant slug falls over crushing Rawzer, thus ending the cycle.
Giant slug? I once killed a rather big orange slug with salt. First, it shed it's orange slime revealing a grey skin, then I poured more salt and it shriveled and died. Not a pleasant way to die... I was about 7 or 8 at the time.
Rawzer shoots his way out of the slug, then hops in a Rapier and flies back to the Neo Gilded Truffle.
UR finds more slugs and pours a massive amount of salt on each slug. He runs around, laughing hysterically. Somebody shuts UR up by tripping him. UR gets up and gets something to drink.
phantompenguin laughs at everybody and goes over to the counter to get a Pepsi Blue.
Originally posted by phantompenguin: **phantompenguin laughs at everybody and goes over to the counter to get a Pepsi Blue. **
"We don't sell Pepsi Blue on Wednesdays."
Luke makes it illegal to kill slugs by pouring salt on them. He pushes UR into the garbage disposal in the back.
DeadBeat declares that his research has discovered that slugs are actually homeless snails. DeadBeat then orders a Chocolate Goat's Milk Frothy Milkshake.
Rawzer pulls a shell off of a snail. "It died. It's just his house, why did he die?"
Deadbeat gets fed up. "You idiot! Animals need shelter to survive!"
Rawzer wonders how slugs survive, but lets it go. He ****s with Sylvia some more.
phantompenguin thinks Luke has too many rules. phantompenguin blows off his head..... which than regenerates.