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Rawzer gets fined.
And beaten.
And digested.
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Why din't anyone tell me we had flamed flamingo?
------------------ ------------------ "... it's just that I don't like doing work, so..."
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Originally posted by rebel council: **Why din't anyone tell me we had flamed flamingo? **
We thought it was obvious; every good bar has flamed flamingo.
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We have a what?!!!
Unreal comes in looks around and runs toward the nearest acid pit clutching his eyes
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Originally posted by Rawzer: **We have a what?!!! **
Sheesh. I'm amazed at how many of you were unaware that flamed flamingo is on our menu.
I'll take five...
You better eat 'em all, they ain't cheap.
After finishing his first meal DeadBeat orders a "GTA Surprise Happy Meal".
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"Would you like fries with your GTA Surprise?" Luke says. He then shoots DB, runs him over, and then bludgeons him.
"How much do I owe you?" DeadBeat asks after recieving a severe beating to the head.
"44 million yen."
Rawzer has spent the last week perfecting a Lukebot. He sends the Lukebot into the bar to to all of Luke's work without taking any of Luke's pay. Luke goes off to frolic.
The robot is almost exactly like Luke, but...
(here's the twist)
...he does not speak english!
Let's watch:
Hey Luke, what the hell, I asked for falmingo.
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No,no,no. I sayed Flamingo. You know the fried one?
NO, damit! Fla min GO! Grr...
THATS IT!! :Punches in face: SH!T! Curse your metalic face....
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:walks away slowly:
Looks at Luke. "Luke, change shampoo, get cloned, or get rawzer to make a robot of you that doesnt speak english?"
"??Š? Ź ???????ß"
"Really?"
"???Ź???Š??ř<pi><pi>?"
"Ah ha i was right! you did change your shampoo!!"
"Ź ? Ź? Ź Źć?¨??ĽŽŽ´ś¨<pi>ާśŞşŞś? ?Ź??<pi>¨ ???¨Ľř????ř¨ř¨ř"
"Throw you in the acid pit? well if you say so..."
Unreal throws 'Luke' in the acid pit. "Humm, not desolveing, interesting. HEY POOL!!" Unreal jumps in the pool.
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Luke comes back from his frolic. "What the hell..."
Rawzer is giggling in a corner, RC is stalking away and muttering, and Unreal and a "Lukebot" are dissolving in the acid pit.
Luke shrugs and buys some atomic bombs.
Unreal is in pool trying to hold his breath longer then a fish that he put in.
DeadBeat builds a robot based off something totally random.
Stupid Luke, stupid talking Japanese. Kicks him in the nuts.
Luke groans, pushes RC into the pool, where he accidentally swallows the fish.