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Zax chugs 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 vanilla cokes (well, I just poured them down the sink, but they won't notice, primative fools :p)
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Unreal decides to post the following on the plasma screen
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Recruiting for the EV Webstory goeing on now!! Email me to sign up!
Unreal starts drinking the bars supply of Vanilla Coke. After an hour he suks the vat dry.
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Originally posted by DeadBeat: **DeadBeat prays at the shrine of Random for 30 years and becomes enlightened.
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pp finds the switch and turns DeadBeat off. Stupid light. pp than chugs all the soda in the bar. (I think I'm going to have to piss soon... wait... here it-) BOOOooom Yeah. Everybody dies. The end. Yeah.
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While the drunks are busy chugging Vanilla Coke, Cresent switches the supply lines from all soda companies to send in only Vanilla Coke. Yes, that's right, no Dr. Pepper. Cresent then throws out every drink in the bar that isn't Vanilla Coke, and starts a Vanilla Coke cult. Who wants to join?
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Zax orders his first mate to fly his Kestrel in to the Vanilla Coke factory, he then restores the bar's supply of Dr Pepper, throws Cresent in the acid pit and covers it with an indestructible indissolvable flame-proof explosion-proof 15 ft thick tungsten lid
Give it up Cresent. The entire bar is against you! pp than goes away to his happy place. You're not invited.
Cresent wonders how to get out of the acid pit.
DeadBeat get's the job of being death. He then sits down and gets a beer.
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AJ plays with the regeneration settings and places the post-acid-pit respawn in mid air smack-dab over the center of the pit.
AJ pushes PP in.
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Originally posted by DeadBeat: **DeadBeat get's the job of being death.
SuperNova's evil twin had been hiding in the bar and had already received that job in a parallel universe. He drained DeadBeat of all the dark power that is bestowed with the job, and transcended into a death cyborg. He then left the bar because it was extremely boring from his perspective.
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pp, after somehow managing to get out of the endless acid pit loop, runs around like an idiot. At first it is thought that pp is just drunk, but once the patrons of the bar realize that this isn't true, they slap pp back into the acid pit for being such a moron.
Zax starts up a blahracing booth. Any bets?
Cresent somehow gets out of the acid pit and wonders if blahracing will be in the next Olympics.
Originally posted by Zax: **Zax starts up a blahracing booth. Any bets?
DeadBeat bets for yellow. "I always bet for the underdog!" he yells out sounding severely drunken.
Originally posted by DeadBeat: **DeadBeat bets for yellow. "I always bet for the underdog!" he yells out sounding severely drunken.
...wait...the yellow has the most wins.... :rolleyes: URs head explodes from too much thinking. UR goes off and plays more of windwaker. Dammit! I have to sail ten minutes in one direction to get an item I need to get through one section to make to another and get the item there that is needed to get past another part to finally make it to where I need to go to find the temples of ocarina of time and find the sages and see whats up and why the master sword is now weak....... UR falls to the ground with his head spinning. I'm glad there is a song that controls the cyclones so you can speed to sections of the map faster. Anyway, UR chugs over fifty cokes in a matter of seconds.....<loud, long belch> (edit) anyone notice the new shinies in the guide bar at the top? (/edit)
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(This message has been edited by Ultimate Rebel (edited 04-11-2003).)
AJ pushes them ALL in the Acid pit. Then AJ stumbles the bar to order another irish carbomb. I guess I should drimnk so much and then post on the EV boarsds huh?. I'm gonna go to bed now. It's late and I'm tired. AJ knocks PP into the acid pit again for ****s and giggles.
-AJ
EDIT: Oh yeah. I guess I should point out that those "scores" are actually odds. The lower the odds, the higher the chances of winning. For instance: 2:1 has the best bet of winning but the lowest return. 22:1 has the lowest chance of winning but the highest return. For instance if I bet 1 Phantompenguin that Yellow will win, then I'll get 22 Phantom penguins back. Why I would want 22 PPs, I dunno. I'd probably just push 'em all inthe acid pit anyways. Speaking of which... AJ pushes PP in the acid pit yet agian...
-AJagaintoodamndrunk ------------------ 0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...
(This message has been edited by AJ (edited 04-11-2003).)
pp gets out of the acid pit, thinks 'Damn AJs drunk,' gets a beer, walks about a bit, more filler text, wonders why he's stretching out this sentence so dang. long.
Zax digs down into the acid pit into the other side of the world, grabs a trout, flies back to the Boozerama and slaps AJ with it.
AJ catches the trout on the end of a knife, knocks Zax on his face, grinds his foot down between Zax's shoulder blades, lights his hair on fire, and cooks the trout.
AJ aranges his masterpiece on a platter, kicks the still-flaming zax back into the acid pit, and starts seling trout dinners for five bucks a pop.
Edit: More graphic and interesting violence.