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Trugati walks into the bar and sees chaos. Seeing her old nemesis Deadbeat up to something again, she fries him with her famous super-sonic hyperplasma blaster and barbecues the cow.
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DeadBeat reforms back into his origional shape ala T1000 from terminator. He then ties Trugati to a chair in an antique auction.
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Trugati slithers out and shoves Deadbeat into a box. Then she hurls the box into the acid pit.
DeadBeat jumps outta the pit and stabs Trugati with a carrot.
OH MY GOD! SOMEONE PUT **** IN MY PANTS! Man I love Jhonen.
pp collapses onto the floor and realizes he's been dumped into the acid pit 113 times. This has got to stop! Suddenly... the sentence ends!
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Originally posted by DeadBeat: **DeadBeat jumps outta the pit and stabs Trugati with a carrot.
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UR stabs DeadBeat with an intergalactic spoon, which the previous owner had carved intials in a moose with.
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Trugati springs at Deadbeat with her green lightsaber.
DeadBeat is stabbed by a piece of brocoli that Trugati thinks is a lightsaber for some reason. She's hauled off to the asilum minutes later while DeadBeat is treated for vegitable related injuries.
Rawzer starts a(nother) fight.
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Deadbeat reaches for the band-aids... and notices that he has grabbed a poisonous worm instead. He screams and wakes up. He is sitting on an iron bedstead. "I was dreaming!" He gasps, vaguely remembering a dream with brocollis and band-aids in it. "Where am I?"
A nurse droid clanks into the room. "Why, the insane asylum. You were having nightmares."
Back in the bar, Trugati looks at Rawzer- and then turns her gaze on the acid pit.
A long gone Rebel Freak at last returns, crashing into the walls with her new souped up Rebel Cruiser.
"Ay, I have returned."
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DeadBeat lives the rest of his life in joy at the asylum. Free food, big rooms and easy nurses create a heaven on Evildrome.
Jimbob considers admitting himself to the asylum.
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Originally posted by Rebel Manta: **A long gone Rebel Freak at last returns, crashing into the walls with her new souped up Rebel Cruiser.
Down in front! I'm trying to watch the match!
Zax dissolves RM's cruiser's hull with concentrated Blork and then shoves both of them into the acid pit.
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Luke offers Zax a contract to but the "Blork" trademark for seventeen million credits.
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Zax shoves Luke in the acid pit and gives him 5 credits for some spelling lessons
Luk regnrtes nfd wbnders whatt Zax is talking abote.
Boom.
Rawzer points behind Trugati, shouts, "Look! A distraction!" and runs, even though she never turned around.
Too bad Rawzer is ridiculously out of shape, and that he ran toward and, in fact, into the acid pit.
Tsk tsk.
Originally posted by DeadBeat: **DeadBeat lives the rest of his life in joy at the asylum. Free food, big rooms and easy nurses create a heaven on Evildrome.
Don't forget about the padded walls, great for jumping into when you are bored.