Spontaneous (Tell-a-Story) Combustion

Act normal by wasting themselves and mugging an old lady who was outraged and died because od overexertion. Bill Gates laughed, and the Police...

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"It's as big as a man!"-
Penny Arcade

...decided that they didn't give a damn. Instead, they began to use wombats to vigorously...

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0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...

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**...decided that they didn't give a damn. Instead, they began to use wombats to vigorously...

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...gamble, they increased their winnings so much they decided to buy...

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

...A chocolate covered hamster named huey but then...

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...In mass confusion, Huey ate himself. PETA came and started world war forty-two and...

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"It's as big as a man!"-
Penny Arcade

... the entire world came down on PETA like a ton of bricks on a...

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0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...