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Originally posted by spl_cadet: **spl_cadet gets rather annoyed at the idea of there being some survivors and detonates a 35 megaton H-bomb at the bar, killing everyone (except himself) and destroying all bar regenerators.
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You're a jerk.
------------------ WHAT?!!
Some of them might have self-regeneration.
------------------ luck is beating the odds, bad luck is when they are the odds of having something bad happen to you.
Exactly: NDJ enters with his new SuperNovaBarRegeneratorVersionX and regenerates the bar like a clandestine bar of the Prohibition in New Chicago.
I.
------------------ Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie, Reine de ce Monde.
Jimbob walks in and sits down. He dumps oil on himself, and lights himself on fire, protesting the dark lighting.
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spl_cadet warms his hands on the fire of Jimbob.
------------------ "Good is never done except at the expense of those who do it: truth is never enforced except at the sacrifice of its propounders." - John Henry Cardinal Newman
The Confeds bomb only the bar in an attempt to bomb Palshife.
SuperNova regenerates the bar and releases a rabid dog
Zax walks into the bar, feeds the rabid dog a pan galactic gargleblaster. The dog promptly shoots out of the bar into an unsuspecting space parrot, which quickly implodes, destroying all methods of destroying bars.
------------------ Do you want to know my signature? really? well... Tough!:p
A new patron enters the bar:
ProtoformX walks into bar holding up the mangled head of what used to be dog. then notices Jimbob burning in the corner and promptly puts him out by beating him with the dog head.
------------------ Ach! It's a monster! Kill It! Kill It! It's not a monster it's Mr.Burns. Aww. It's Mr.Burns. KILL IT!
Suprise raid on the bar
ProtoformX ducks under the bar a starts chucking flaming bottles of alcohol at SuperNova. Jimbob starts on fire again. Will someone else beat him with something? I'm kind of in the middle of something.
Edit my own stupid mistake again :mad: ------------------ Ach! It's a monster! Kill It! Kill It! It's not a monster it's Mr.Burns. Aww. It's Mr.Burns. KILL IT!
(This message has been edited by ProtoformX (edited 03-14-2002).)
Self-destruction time!!!
Mwahahahaaa! ProtoformX stands victorious in the blood splattered and now burning bar. Jimbob runs in circles spreading the ever consuming flames. I think this bar is about to die, someone please regenerate it.
Originally posted by ProtoformX: **Mwahahahaaa! ProtoformX stands victorious in the blood splattered and now burning bar. Jimbob runs in circles spreading the ever consuming flames. I think this bar is about to die, someone please regenerate it.
You can't see me with my holographic illusions. take this!!
(This message has been edited by SuperNova (edited 03-14-2002).)
ProtoformX steps outside the bar and roasts the entire block with his ultra-high intensity non-bar destroying radiation death beam.
I'd better use the "Monty Python"
Originally posted by SuperNova: **I'd better use the "Monty Python"
No. No. Not the Monty Python. :eek: ProtoformX dashes off to his modified Corvette to begin his quest for the only thing able to defeat the Monty Python. A SHRUBBERY!
However, spl_cadet brings out his dreaded Nee cannon and kills everyone, even those using the Monty Python or a shrubbery.
Originally posted by spl_cadet: **However, spl_cadet brings out his dreaded Nee cannon and kills everyone, even those using the Monty Python or a shrubbery.
Missed! You fire like a