Tell-A-Story, EV-Style

...flying monkeys...

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Worms Armageddon name: Insano
B.net name: Insano3
STVEF name: Insano

... eating ...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

...other less-swift flying monkeys who had been discussing...

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Eat your protein pills and put your helmet on.

...the possibility of weaving together quantum theory and relativity together with superstring theory, much like a hemp necklace. They passed a...

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Captaintripps: Weak and Stupid. That's why we have wolves and other large predators.
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

...vote and decided to rape the other, slower monkeys who...

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"Good is never done except at the expense of those who do it: truth is never enforced except at the sacrifice of its propounders."
- John Henry Cardinal Newman

...pulled out guns, prompting the first party to say "Whoah, hey, you're the boss, heh, sorry 'bout that, we'll just be going now." Then a hyperiod anza brush...

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Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

...was tragically mistaken for a deformed hedgehog when...

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..!!in an intastella burst i am back to save the universe!!

...a near-sighted witch with a lisp...

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Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

...gave head to the cop who pulled her over and then...

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Captaintripps: Now with ribs!
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

...killed them all. Then, she...

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w00t? spob? Are we computer nerds, or incoherant morons?

...filled out her resumé for the job application to Toys R Us where she hoped to...

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Captaintripps: Now with ribs!
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

... find many kids to ...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

(This message has been edited by Ne Demord Jamais (edited 03-04-2002).)

kill.

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w00t? spob? Are we computer nerds, or incoherant morons?

... When she came back home, she boiled the uncounscious corpses but someone knocked at the door...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

...causing the whole planet to explode.

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"Good is never done except at the expense of those who do it: truth is never enforced except at the sacrifice of its propounders."
- John Henry Cardinal Newman

Which wound up ruining the good part of her day. The phone rang and...

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Eat your protein pills and put your helmet on.

...Colonel Mustard was in the library with the candle stick...

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Captaintripps: Now with ribs!
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

...slowly burning into his fingers...

At the end of this someone has to combine all the sentinces into one big document.

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Go to the Escape Velocity Empire. (url="http://"http://evempire.netfirms.com")http://evempire.netfirms.com(/url) Post all your stuff and enjoy everyone else's.
Worms Armageddon name: Insano
B.net name: Insano3
STVEF name: Insano

... letting the wax drop on the death body of ...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

...Matt Burch!!! Prompting all members of the Nova board to ask inane questions like...

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..!!in an intastella burst i am back to save the universe!!