Tell-A-Story, EV-Style

...Queen's Golden Jubilee, proving to be a rather embarrassing mistake. Upon witnessing the hordes of sapian percussionists, Her Majesty declared...

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..!!in an intastella burst i am back to save the universe!!

...that 'More money should be spent on hard drugs!' and abruptly rammed her head in a...

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(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")Mazca(/url)
Who needs a belt? I have a belly! - Alex North

... seringue full of heroine and exploded in millions of pieces. THose around eated the parts and bacame...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

deathly ill. The floors of the Queen's Golden Jubilee was strewn with bodily fuilds and rotting flesh when...

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OverlordX
"I use soap rendered from the fat of dead puppies and kittens, better known as Irish Spring."

...in a move surely inspired by Terminator II, the pieces of the Queen slowly began to clump together...

(This message has been edited by Pippin (edited 03-11-2002).)

...like Jello, but suddenly someone added water and she turned into the Voinian Queen and decided too...

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Originally posted by Asmere:
...like Jello, but suddenly someone added water and she turned into the Voinian Queen and decided too...

...poke Asmere in the face for repeatedly trying to turn this into an EV-related topic ;). Unfortunately, back in the real world...

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(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")Mazca(/url)
Who needs a belt? I have a belly! - Alex North

...Mazca just got an email saying, simply, that...

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Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

he was a Canadian, which was a...

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Kosh was here...

... the best thing that could happen to an human! Unfortunatly, Mazca comes from Venus where tree eat...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

...their own leaves which is why there are no trees on Venus. Meanwhile, back on the ranch....

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Eat your protein pills and put your helmet on.

...everyone in Quebec was bemoaning their fates as Canadiens. Fortunately, the US constitution allowed for...

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Captaintripps: Now with ribs!
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

... for the province to be a part of the USA and only speak English! Everyone started singing except...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

...Tom Quimby, who was an electrical...

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Captaintripps: Now with ribs!
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

...wire...

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Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

... less robot that wanted...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

...to wanted to look at some robot porn, but was destroyed by an EMP wave when the...

...real Tom Quimby...

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Captaintripps: Now with ribs!
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

...stood up, after being asked with a nice please. This lead to...

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Never try to meditate on ecstasy.-Me
If someone with Multiple Personality Disorder kills himself, is it Suicide or Homicide?- me again
|(url="http://"http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/thepalshiferebelhideout")The Palshife Rebel Hideout(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")EVula's Lair(/url)|(url="http://"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EVPlayers/")EVPlayers(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/sim_sk8ersan")Escape Velocity: Rebel's Base(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum;=Ares+Trash+Talk&number;=12&DaysPrune;=20&LastLogin;=")Dead as a rock(/url)

...disembodied cocks storming the building causing...

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"Good is never done except at the expense of those who do it: truth is never enforced except at the sacrifice of its propounders."
- John Henry Cardinal Newman