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Originally posted by Jimbob: So, DA, here's an easy one. Why did Soda Wars die?
I don't know. I stopped watching Soda Wars after the first day or two, as it seemed to be nothing more than a cross between a pale clone of Battle for Sol and a pale clone of the Boozerama Bar.
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Ah, I see spacey
BTW David Arthur, it died because everyone left, and flames burnt the fun.
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Originally posted by The Space Between: **It's Duct Tapeลฝ **
You think there's only one duct tape-producing company? Trust me, Duck Tapeลฝ is a real company.
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Yeah, but the tape is still Duct tape. On that matter, Jimbob takes some and tapes Luke and Spacey to the floor, and cover their mouths. He then slowly drinks their soda in front of them.
There's only so many dumb movies on the net. I'm gonna have to start searching again.
Insano greets David Arthur and asks him if he's going to actually start participating in here. 'Cause if you do, I've got som'n for ya.
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Originally posted by Insano: **Insano greets David Arthur and asks him if he's going to actually start participating in here. 'Cause if you do, I've got som'n for ya. **
I don't think we'll see David in here for a while.
Luke uses his wOOtMindPowersย to break out of the duct tape.
WARNING - THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS MATERIAL NOT SUITABLE FOR SENSATIVE READERS
Spacey notices Jimbob choking on the floor. "Ah, so you noticed that I had put some 'sleeping' pills in there... Which really won't let you sleep, unless you sleep through puking up your internal organs..." "But... you drank some!" Jimbob screams. "Nope... it may have seemed like it, but I didn't drink it. It's called 'parking' it in your chaps."
Jimbob soon crawls outside and Spacey follows him. Spacey watches as Jimbob hurls up blood. Spacey is out there with Jimbob for about ten minutes when Spacey comes walking back inside. Some people walk out and see Jimbob lying on the ground with his intestins (sp) dribbling out of his mouth. Jimbob's eyes are open, but he is noticebly (sp) dead... due to throwing up his entire stomach.
Everyone looks back at Spacey, who discards his Soda and says: "Nobody wanted that, did they?" He then grabs some other soda and drinks it, which he checked for any harmful ingredients.
Sorry for the discusting post
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(This message has been edited by The Space Between (edited 12-04-2001).)
Alex suddenly appears. "well that was random."
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Originally posted by Insano: Insano greets David Arthur and asks him if he's going to actually start participating in here.
Negative. If any doubt remains in your mind, please note that I am speaking in the first person.
(This message has been edited by David Arthur (edited 12-04-2001).)
Ah, yes, it's all very clear now. This sure has slowed down. Probably because of the absence of Mac and Skyblade. Skyblade's internet may have gone down, he was talking about it. Possibly the same with Mac's. I've tried e-mailing him and they've always come back with some error.
Originally posted by The Space Between: **(b)WARNING - THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS MATERIAL NOT SUITABLE FOR SENSATIVE READERS
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Geez spacey, you love picking on me, don't you? Jimbob reincarnates and beats the crap out of spacey, bites his legs off, chops him in half and then throws him outside, but not before apoligizing.
Spacey lies on the ground outside on the Hover Lot (Ship parking) as people laugh at him as they walk by. After everyone is gone, Spacey thrusts his stomach upwards - he's on his back - and hops toward the bar.
He raises his head and sees JB. HE hops wildly, yelling and screaming.
As Spacey reaches JB, he thrusts his head through JB's empty stomach. "ARE YA DEAD YET!?"
Spacey makes sure JB is dead by biting his neck off.
<note> You never reincarnated yourself. That was 'illegal.' But I played along with it anyway.
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Jimbob reincarnates legally and begins writing a peice treaty. When he finishes, he hands it to Spacey. He takes it but never has the chance to read, because Jimbob lights a match and set the page on fire, then dumps oil all over Spacey via bucket on roof. He blows up. Jimbob then laughs at the dark schorch (sp) mark on the floor.
Spacey flops around on the floor for a couple of minutes, then dies. :frown:
Spacey reincarnates, walks over to JB, takes out a white glove, and slaps JB.
God, we're the only ones posting here!
Jimbob takes a silver gauntlet and slaps Spacey across the face.
Originally posted by Jimbob: **God, we're the only ones posting here!
Jimbob takes a silver gauntlet and slaps Spacey across the face. **
I hereby declare Boozerama 17
See ya in 18, I'm avoiding this place now.
Hey, it wasn't 10 posts back in forth in 20 minutes (Moose, Zen: :p) it was about 5 or six back and forth over two days.
Insano eats, and eats, and eats, and eats...
I actually thought about posting several times!!
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