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Originally posted by Starkiller: **Marvin is an incredibly pessimistic robot from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Speaking of that, we need a bouncer to help deal with all the unpleasentness he drags along with him.:p **
I knew it! I'm reading Resteraunt at the End of the Universe right now. i just didn't know if it was some other referance!
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Originally posted by Rawzer: **"Oops." **
Nice going.
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The Vell-Tato walks into the Bar. He buys a Root Beer and gets chased by Marvin, who starts talking to him. Vell-Tato dies. Mr. Moose makes hash browns.
(((I hate you Marvin))) Says Vell-Tato. w00t
The bar then enables it's booster, and lands back on the cliff, farther away from the edge. Marvin then kicks Rawzer off the edge.
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Dragon relaxes, opens his copy of "Young Zaphod Plays it Safe" and begins to read. However, his delightfull little familiar thinks it would be humerous if she pushed him off the edge. ------- Most of the way down, he is busy writing his will and E-Mailing it to his lawyer on Nexus Outpost, but about 2 millimeters from impact he remembers something about a special ability he discovered a few bars back... can't remeber what it was... Am I a phone? No that wasn't it... a Psone? No, that isn't even a word... It had an "on" in there somewhere... Psaon? Psuon? maybe.......... Psion? ------- Dragon saves Rawzer and boots Jimbob over the cliff, for talking to a non-existant robot and for attmepted murder. Rawzer crouches in a corner with a towel draped about his head, wimpering and going on about how he was going to "tell" on Jimbob. Dragon then boots Rawzer over the cliff for also sonsorting with a nonexistant figure.
Dragon goes back to his book, still waiting for an answer from Mac.
Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon: Dragon goes back to his book, still waiting for an answer from Mac.
Eh?
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Last bar, I re-applied for the positions of dësc designeer and cook.
Dragon goes back to his book, which he promptly finishes, as it was only 8 pages. He then goes in search of some more intresting books. He starts on, "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish," as he had skipped it in order to read YZOIS.
This bar seems to be going very slow... Quick, somebody klll Insano, and fast!
Insano sees the tipped bar falling very fast towards him. He says, "uh-oh." The bar falls on him. Insano reincarnates himself and looks down at the now busted bar on the beaches. Hey, is that a diamond?
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Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon: Last bar, I re-applied for the positions of dësc designeer and cook.
We don't have positions. Geez, it's a bar!
Zen submits his application for the position of "Man Whom Makes Positions In The Bar" However, it is turned down, or rather it falls to the ground unnoticed, as there is no where to make submissions.
He then buys himself an "anti-cliff" device, which serves absolutely no purpose, except perhaps to increase ones speed when falling off a cliff.
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Originally posted by Macavenger: **We don't have positions. Geez, it's a bar!
**
Of course, a cook and some fine home-made food wouldn't be so bad.
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Jimbob falls quite fast, and inches from the ground he remembers he left his Seirra Mist in the bar. He misses the ground and flys back up, and kicks Zen off the cliff for fun. He then punches Dragon (in real life, picking a fight with someone in college leads to death, or even worse, death by hangers. ;)) for saying Marvin doesn't exist, and then buys drinks for everyone. He tosses Zen's down for him.
(edit) Fixing what sounded like I threw Zen of the cliff towards Zen...(/edit) ------------------ "In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and is widely regarded as a bad move" - Douglas Adams, The Resturaunt at the End Of The Universe |(url="http://"http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/thepalshiferebelhideout")The Palshife Rebel Hideout (/url) |(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com") EVula's Lair(/url)
(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 11-27-2001).)
Suprisingly, un unexpected side affect of Zen's Anti-Cliff device allows him to avoid hitting the ground. He does this with great vigor as he slowly makes his way back up the cliff... catchcing the drink possibly thrown to him through Jimbob's confusing sentence.
Yes! Is this an acceptance? Yeeeeaaah!
Dragon sets up a stall entitled "kitchen." Normally, he has 126 skill points in perform, and 83 in cooking, so he'd be able to prepare great dishes with class, style, and mass knife-throwing. Unfortunatly, he has just had 4 PGGBs, so he cuts himeslf. Badly.
As for the other one, I mean like creating the stuff that's traditionally posted in the first post. If people want to do it themselves, that's okay, but I would serve as the person to do it if the "Bar poster" didn't want to. Yes, No, Of Course, Forget it?
Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon: Yes! Is this an acceptance? Yeeeeaaah!
No, but there's nothing to stop you from cooking for yourself.
Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon: Yes, No, Of Course, Forget it?
Forget it would probably be best.
Originally posted by Insano: **Hey, is that a diamond?
"No! It's gold!" The Palshifian Gold Rush begins.
Ever since the space age began, planetary industries failed. Everone was only iterested in space technology, therefore the price of gold has skyrocket.
Mr. Moose claims 50% of the planet as his stake and kills any intruders, not bar people. Mr. Moose buys 10,000,000 slaves to dig gold for him.
"Talk" ("Sound") (Action) ((Comment)) (((w00tmindspeak)))
Mr. Moose: "We gonna be rich tonite."
Bar People: "Yay!"
Pile of Hash Browns: (((Not so fast))) (Handles his Kill-O-Zap Gun)((With what? He has no arms))
Mr. Moose: "You can't stop me with that!" (Readies Spork.)
Vell-Tato(PoHB)(((DIEEE!!!))) (Fires) ("ZAP!")
Mr. Moose: (Blocks blast with Spork) "HAHAHA" (Stabs Vell-Tato)
Insano: "Diamonds!"
Jimbob: "No, Insano, it's called gold."
Insano: (Frowns :frown: )
Mr. Moose: (Stabs Vell-Tato)
Vell-Tato: (((Nooooooooo!)))
Mr. Moose: (Eats Vell-Tato)
Insano: "I still think they're diamonds!"
Mr. Moose: "Back to work, slaves!"
Slaves: (Dig)
Mr. Moose: "Faster!"
Slaves: (Dig fster)
/Ends my longest post.
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Insano suddenly realizes it's gold, but that momnet passes, and he starts yelling out "Diamonds! Diamonds!"
"Somebody kick me, so I'll have a good reason to come back here and post!"
Sips Dr. Pepper
Originally posted by Jimbob: **"Diamonds! Diamonds!"
Mr. Moose shoves a dirty sock down his throat and make him work like a slave. He tries to help but, when the slave start blasting for gold, he gets caught in the way. "BOOM!" Insano dies.
Originally posted by Captain Skyblade: **"Somebody kick me, so I'll have a good reason to come back here and post!" **
Kicks Skyblade. Hard. In the... :D.