Your browser does not seem to support JavaScript. As a result, your viewing experience will be diminished, and you have been placed in read-only mode.
Please download a browser that supports JavaScript, or enable it if it's disabled (i.e. NoScript).
Dragon, in the midle of hurling an extrodinarly sharp knife extrodinarly high, extrodinarly far, suddenly loses concentration. "But... SB said... IT'S NOT FAIR! WAHHHHHH!" Dragon continues crying.
On a more gruesome note, the knife was spinning at a totally uncoordinated angle, sent on a totally uncoordinated course... Straght into Moose's back. The slaves are set free, as Dragon is a strong suporter of civil rights, though he had nothing to do with the knife throw anyway. The Gold remains untouched, there for everyone to enjoy (I'm one of those, "Don't drill in Alaska, it'll hurt the ice" kinda nature freaks). . . . . "What? You wanted Insano to be hit instead? But why? ...... Cause it's fun? What kind of an explanation is that?" "A good one!" says a voice from the crowd. "Good point." ------------------------------------
Quote
Originally posted by Mr. Moose: Kicks Skyblade. Hard. In the...:D.
Is that thee best you could do? Mac finds the bars secret roach juice supply and pours a cup of it over Skyblade's head. Not waiting for a response, Mac begins to run.
------------------ - Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com
"<cough>RB Kicks But Starkiller<cough> Sorry, I've got quite a cold."
What's wrong with Root Beer? It's also really good with Dr. Pepper mixed with it.
Root Beer and Dr. Pepper shadow the earth's other softdrinks.
Fact: Coke Cola made Lemon Twist before Pepsi. Fact: Coke Cola used to make Coke Cola out of actual Coke. Like, smoking Coke. Fact: Coke Cola keeps their secret a secret. No one knows how to make it. Fact: Pepsi is owned by the LDS (Mormons). Fact: The LDS is the richest religious group in the world. (gee, wonder shy. :p) Fact: The LDS is in the news more than the KKK or any other religious group. Fact: I have nothing against the LDS. Fact: The LDS also owns Flying J. Fact: The LDS also owns Taco Bell. Fact: I have nothing against the LDS. Fact: The LDS and other religious groups pass a donation plate around, making most people donate to the 'chruch.' Fact: The Jehovah's Witnesses do not pass a plate. They simple have optional donation boxes on the walls. Fact: I am not trying to put anyone down, just saying. Opinion: Who ever heard of a religious group purchasing companies?
Once again, I have nothing against the LDS religion. I'm sorry if I have offended some of you, but I'm bored.
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/ev_evo_spacebetweensoftware")SBSoftware(/url) | | (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/Oni_Web/")OniWeb(/url) | | (url="http://"http://saberstudios.evula.net")Saber Studios(/url) | | (url="http://"http://pub37.ezboard.com/bdirtyratincorporated")Dirty Rat Inc.(/url) | | (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002002.html")Soda Wars - Episode IV(/url) | | (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002019.html")Current Boozerama Bar(/url) | | (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/thespacebetween/FileSharing4.html")Between Time And Space v1.0 Alpha - Download It Here(/url) | | (url="http://"http://www.killersims.com/")Killersims(/url) | | (url="http://"http://pub19.ezboard.com/bkillersims")Killersims BBS(/url) | | (url="http://"http://games.sohu.com/fightgame/fight4.htm")Best Internet Game EVER!(/url) "I don't see a buzzer. Looks like I'll have to knock." - Konoko (Mai Hasegawa) from (url="http://"http://wwwOni.Godgames.com") Oni (/url)
OV takes 10 barrels of roach juice and pours it on Skyblade. OV than takes white hot blades and sticks them in Skyblade. OV than procedes to.......
RUN!!!!!!!!!
------------------ You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me All quiet on the western Front. But not for long.... OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!!!!!!!!........ The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url) AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
Zen takes offense at the fact that their is a religion whose name consists solely of an acronym.
Zen then wonders about Luke, but then decides to stop wondering, and dig a well... with his teeth. He asks if Insano would like to help and/or do it for him.
------------------ Apply When Wet
Jimbob puts a trampoline at the bottom of the cliff. He jumps off, and five minutes later comes flying back up, and lands on a table.
------------------ "In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and is widely regarded as a bad move" - Douglas Adams, The Resturaunt at the End Of The Universe |(url="http://"http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/thepalshiferebelhideout")The Palshife Rebel Hideout (/url) |(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com") EVula's Lair(/url)
Dragon thinks this is a pretty neat idea. Jumping with Jimbob, they teach each other several tricks.
Unfortunatly, on the 5th time up, Dragon hits his head on an overhanging rock. Hard.
==========15-Months-Later...==========*
After waking up in the Infirmary, he starts talking in gibberish and chases sofas around fields untill finally getting a shovel. With it he begins to dig a hole about 5 feet away from the bar. This would have all been quite normal had it not been for that odd, glazed-over look in his watery eyes, which were jittering back and forth rapidly.
*BTW, you all need to clip your nails. You have very long claws now, and your hair needs a trimming too.
Wait, did I just say, "Claws?" Oh dear, what did I start now...
Originally posted by ZenMastaT: Zen takes offense at the fact that their is a religion whose name consists solely of an acronym.
It stands for Latter-Day Saints, I believe.
Ah, can I take offense on the grounds that I fail to understand the meaning of their acronym endowed title?
While he's at it, Zen begisn to take offense at any and all things around him, he then begisn to write angry letters to his Senator, knowing that in his beloved country, he who complains loudest, always wins.
Originally posted by ZenMastaT: While he's at it, Zen begisn to take offense at any and all things around him, he then begisn to write angry letters to his Senator, knowing that in his beloved country, he who complains loudest, always wins.
Hate to break your balloon, but usually the person with the most money wins in the USA.
Dragon gores Insano with his claws.
I hope none of you are Morman, since I may have offended you.
LDS means Ladder-Day Saints, like Mac said. They are also called Mormans. (Sometimes, I accidentaly type Morans.)
With owning all of those companies, who would want to be a chruch community?
Jimbob jumps off the cliff again, and lands on his head. He bounces back up, his head flying off and landing in Mac's drink. He reincarnates himself and laughs at make, since his coke looks more like a bloody mary now.
AHAHAHAHAH!!!! It's Latter -Day Saints! Don't you ever watch Fox?
what an entry...
So, are we having fun yet?
------------------ CoreyΕ (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")PlugsΕ(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)
Fairy-PirateLand - because conquering the galaxy should be fun for the whole family!
Insano: "I still think they're diamonds!"
You ripped that off from that fresh step commercial, huh?
Insano reincarnates himself, hence making it possible to kill him again.
------------------ Go to the Escape Velocity Empire. (url="http://"http://evempire.netfirms.com")http://evempire.netfirms.com(/url) Post all your stuff and enjoy everyone else's. Worms Armageddon name: Insano XWA name: KMG_Corran STVEF name: Insano
No, but everyone has claws, though they're not using them wisely. I just gored Insano. Insano also has a knife between his pelvis, along with the fact that he has been chucked over the cliff once or twice. -------- Has anybody even seen him? -------- Welcome corey! (FLASHBACK)Maybe the BBs can return to their former glory again!(/FLASHBACK) You have claws too. And really long hair. We sat around and waited for my character to get out of the infirmary for 15 months. No, not really 15 months, just about one post. Pull yourself to gether, corey. Anyway, upon coming out of a coma, Dragon ripped the IV from his rist and grabbed a shovel. With this, he began digging a hole, and has not yet stpopped.
Meanwhile, back at BB... Dragon borrows Mac's cell and credit card #after giving him his solid assurance he wouldn't buy anything, though why Mac would trust someone with hands sweating like the Pacific and am odd twitch in his left eye is still a mystery. 15 minutes later, a large truck pulls up, loaded with various machinery that seems to have some connection with sand-grinding, earthmoving, and pully systematics. There are quite a few other purchases, though the members of the bar gains to impluse as to what they do from their strange, in-discernable shapes. Dragon sits in the corner whisteling (sp) and looking upward while the driver asks Mac to sign.
Soon after the truck releases its payload, Dragon hops in the buldozer and begins to excavate a larger hole. At nightfall, everone goes in to gatecrash a massive party someone's hosting, but Dragon works into the night...
Just like in our little Bb realm, all will be explained in the morn...
To everyone trying to do things with me:
Luke bursts into the bar, panting.
"Run for your lives!" he yells.
Luke pauses.
"Wait, no don't," says Luke.
Luke starts digging ditches.
Insano: Are you the one who sent me that "Why Sumo is Better than Karate" email, or was that some other Insano?
------------------ Write your complaints here: O Please don't write out of the space. ------------------ (url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"BOOZERAMA FOREVER!!!"(/url)
(This message has been edited by Luke (edited 11-28-2001).)
Jimbob drinks a SM and walks around for a bit, looking at Mac's empty chair. He generates a giant wad of chewed gum and sticks it on his chair. He dumps roach juice on, for the effect.
------------------ "In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and is widely regarded as a bad move" - Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End Of The Universe |(url="http://"http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/thepalshiferebelhideout")The Palshife Rebel Hideout (/url) |(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com") EVula's Lair(/url)
Originally posted by Insano: ** Insano reincarnates himself, hence making it possible to kill him again.
**
Mr. Moose kills Insano.
Mr. Moose builds a wall of gold. Mr. Moose puts up a sign. "Do not touch the wall!" Mr. Moose puts up another sign. "Do not feed the wall!"
Mr. Moose adds something HINT HINT to the back of the wall.
Mr. Moose whips his slaves. I'm so evil. BWAHAHAHA!
Mr. Moose locks Captain Skyblade in a can of rj.
------------------ (url="http://"http://pub37.ezboard.com/bdirtyratincorporated")Dirty Rat Inc.(/url) - (url="http://"http://pub80.ezboard.com/blukesspot")Luke's Spot(/url) - (url="http://"http://pub90.ezboard.com/bevevoevnspacebetweensoftwaresspaceplace")SBS's Space Place(/url) -(url="http://"http://www.spam.com/")Spam(/url) - (url="http://"http://pub47.ezboard.com/bworldofspam59924")World of Spam(/url) IAT_YHNAYNHH_ _ N _IATTYDYRSVOIOSOE_EOMU.UAY_MER*DOWU _C_UACOH