Boozerama Bar XVI

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Actually, I think that may be the first time I've done that.
**

If you think that, you're mistaken. 😉 I have seen you double post at least twice, man.

And as for you shooting me with the light blaster: you think a wimpy little laser gun can kick me beyond the veil? Pft! 😛

There are dogs barking, sirens blaring, leaves rustling, and cops shouting into megaphones as I speak, and right around my house. No, I'm not kidding. This is the first time I've ever actually heard a cop say "Come out with your hands up" and mean it... I'm a little afraid, but the sirens seem to be moving away and all my doors/windows are locked. :starts praying:

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"You came just to tell us that, Jimbob?" Spacey says in a pi)very(/i) rude and wanting-to-be-mature sort of way. 😛

(ooc) Umm... cool, I guess. Never done tat before or something? 😉
Well, I know who not

(quote)Originally posted by Luke:
If you think that, you're mistaken. I have seen you double post at least twice, man.(/quote)

Yeah? Where? I don't remember it.

(quote)Originally posted by Luke:
And as for you shooting me with the light blaster: you think a wimpy little laser gun can kick me beyond the veil? Pft! (/quote)

(quote)Originally posted by Luke:
**Just remember, Nova weapons are much more powerful. A few shots can blow up a Sigma shuttle. I tend to think a Shuttle with 30 shields and armor would be better protected than a Vell-Os by himself. shoots Luke a few more times, for good measure

(QUOTE)Originally posted by Luke:
(B)There are dogs barking, sirens blaring, leaves rustling, and cops shouting into megaphones as I speak, and right around my house. No, I'm not kidding. This is the first time I've ever actually heard a cop say "Come out with your hands up" and mean it... I'm a little afraid, but the sirens seem to be moving away and all my doors/windows are locked. :starts praying:**(/quote)

Hmm... well, they might have computers in jail. Tell us how it goes.

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Originally posted by ZenMastaT:
**And on top of that, a shot of Skyblade actually drinking Dr. Pepper, as opposed to hoarding it!
**

Wow, did I just amaze myself?

Throws the 8,317th 20oz emptybottle of Dr. Pepper into a pile, 114 more bottles than yesterday

😉

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Hmm... well, they might have computers in jail. Tell us how it goes.;)
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Ahem. I do believe I am not the one the cops are looking for. And, if I was, I'm sure prisons run on PCs, just to torture the inmates. 😉

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
Yeah? Where? I don't remember it.

:cough: BfS pertinent info two! :cough:
:cough: Somewhere else! :cough: 😛

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Just remember, Nova weapons are much more powerful. A few shots can blow up a Sigma shuttle. I tend to think a Shuttle with 30 shields and armor would be better protected than a Vell-Os by himself. shoots Luke a few more times, for good measure😛 **

So what! :Luke use his mind powers to repel the blasts back at Mac: 😄

And, IMHO, you should all come to the "Confederation or Rebellion?" topic- David's killing me, I need back-up! Do your duty to the mighty Rebellion! What do you mean, "no"? 😛

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(This message has been edited by Luke (edited 11-19-2001).)

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Originally posted by Luke:
So what! :Luke use his mind powers to repel the blasts back at Mac::D

Nah, blasts are instant. 😛

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Originally posted by Luke:
**And, IMHO, you should all come to the "Confederation or Rebellion?" topic- David's killing me, I need back-up! Do your duty to the mighty Rebellion! What do you mean, "no"?:p
**

Soon, grasshopper. Master is busy preparing for BfS III right now. 😛

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OV, sitting at the bar, starts cutting his steak when........

"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST HAVE VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

OV turns around and rams the knife into the nearest person. "Oops, sorry Luke. I should have controlled myself. Since Coreys not here.........ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
OV shouts as he rams the knife into corey for as many posts as he has

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Luke, having been blasted by Mac and stabbed by OV, retires from Vell-Os-hood... for now... 😛

Luke sits down near Skyblade and starts drinking insane amounts of "Diet Coke With Lemons."

I still havn't gotten my hands on a Mountain Dew: Code Red yet, although I've been told by my friends that it just tastes like some wierd fruit punch-tonic water combo...

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Jimbob finds the flying bottle quite attractive until it smashes against his head. He suddenly comes up with a funny joke about the number 757578908,and a bunch of wet bike tires.

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My, my, we go fast! I won't have much time this next week (thanxgivin') but I'll try to keep up.

BTW- Welcome, New BBer Sorry-I-forgot-your-name-but-I'm-too-lazy-to-look-back! You'll have a great time. Just to get New BBer Sorry-I-forgot-your-name-but-I'm-too-lazy-to-look-back a good fouding in the ideals of re-incarnation, Dragon instructs him on all the rules, including the facts that-

  • You may not re-incarnate as anything but your true form

  • You must die soon after you join

  • Above all, you MUST kill Insano at LEAST 25 times per page.

After giving him a sterm lecture about #3, Dragon shoots him in the head with a blaster rifle, just for New BBer Sorry-I-forgot-your-name-but-I'm-too-lazy-to-look-back's practice.

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Anyone who doesn't get this next part, go back and read the old BB again.
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Dragon immediatly reverts to his normal form, a long-haired man clad in Diamondmail (hint, hint, D&D; fans). His "freinds," though a little late, appear all around him. Mac notices:

  • A woman in her 20s wearing a leather tanktop and short dragonhide leggings, with a spellbook in hand. Name: Felassil Troystone (Fe-la-sull Troy-stone)

  • A Black Dracolich, wearing strange mechanicala armor with dark embers for eyes. Name: Zamoreth (Za-more-ith)

  • A vampire with a hand touching an inivisible battleaxe, who gives Mac a gaze that penetrates his soul Name: Justilith (Just-till-ith)

  • A night clad in leather armor, who radiates a strange magic glow, as does his falcon familiar: Jaren Troystone

In a normal situation, Mac would see many other DD character froom Dragons many campaings materialize everywhere. He would begin to notice that he had lost his soul due to the effects caused by the Vampiric Gaze. He would also observed that he was rooted to the spot by the Dracolich's Paralyzing Glare. Finnaly, he would have noted that Felassil has a Charisma of 150. (hint, hint... ;)) However, the normal course of events didn't happen as he was consumed by the Dracolich's fire, fell lifeless to the ground by Felassil's Power Word: Kill spell, risen by the Vampire's Re-Incarnate ability, and blown to pieces as Jaren detonated the ember that was his namesake: Troystone. The bar and the sourounding 5 forums are completly eliminated, but Dragon (the psion, if you didn't figure it out) creats a time Alteration, putting Mac in his own little vortex where he relives the pain, over and over, yet keeping the Ambrosia public safe. Dragon warps back his freinds (to the DD plane) and orders a margarita.

THAT'S for slamming me into the wall.

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Originally posted by Luke:
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Luke sits down near Skyblade and starts drinking insane amounts of "Diet Coke With Lemons."
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"Why, what's with you?"

Skyblade takes away Luke's Diet Coke and hands him a regular Coke instead.

"You lose another pound, Luke, and you're frame will fall apart."

😛 😉

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Spacey sits n the other side of Skyblade. He says, in a slurred voice: "Hey maannnnn, what'cshs, goinnnn onn?" Spacey then places his arms around Skyblade's shoulder. "Have I evvver told youuu - yerr a great guyyyy, you know thatch?" Spacey then, holding his 'mixed drink,' collapses onto the bar counter, laughing his head off!
Skyblade looks at the drink. He then smells i and says: "Oh.... my.... gosh! He mixed Surge, non-alchoholic Shirley Temple, Root Beer, and Dr. Pepper! THIS JUST ISN'T HEALTHY! Not for the brain cells, anyway!"

😄

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob slides into the bar and begins telling bout his sweet wipeout on his bike.

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Bike? What is this "bike"? Like a hoverbike?

Rawzer gets drunk on Old Janx Spirit and punches Mac in the stomach. Let's see what happens...

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Skyblade places an original Dr. Pepper next to Spacey's motionless forum, so that when we awakes, he shall be enlightened by the taste of the most wonderful drink in the galaxy.

😉

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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**"Why, what's with you?"

"You lose another pound, Luke, and you're frame will fall apart."

**

Mr. Moose gives Luke lifosuction <sp?>, and he falls apart.

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Lifosuction.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAA! That's a good one. It's li p osuction. 😛

Rawzer, Jimbob was telling about something that really happened. Y'know how kids like to ride their bikes, then tell everyone about what they did... 😉 j/k

Ne1 here planning on getting The Sims: Hot Date? I have The Sims, LL, and HP. I hope Aspyr makes the Mac version for HD soon... much less ever!

YAY TO ME! I just became a mod for the Killersims BBS board at ezBoard!

Spacey wakes up, drinks the DP, and spits it out! "What the heck? That's good `n all... but where's my drink man?" Y'know, I really did mix those today.
Spacey walks around, asking everyone whee his drink has disappeared to. He then goes behind the bar and makes another one.
"Hey Skyblade, watch this man.... you should try this." Spacey takes a mouth-full of the mixed drink. He then looks up, with his cheecks full, then looks at Skyblade quickly, smiles, then shakes his head like in the first Sum 41 video. "WHOA! What a rush! WOOOOOOOOOO!" Spacey then, literally, bounces off the walls. <-- I really do that too. 😄 You really should try it!

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(This message has been edited by The Space Between (edited 11-19-2001).)

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Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
**His "freinds," though a little late, appear all around him. Mac notices:

  • A woman in her 20s wearing a leather tanktop and short dragonhide leggings, with a spellbook in hand. Name: Felassil Troystone (Fe-la-sull Troy-stone)

  • A Black Dracolich, wearing strange mechanicala armor with dark embers for eyes. Name: Zamoreth (Za-more-ith)

  • A vampire with a hand touching an inivisible battleaxe, who gives Mac a gaze that penetrates his soul Name: Justilith (Just-till-ith)

  • A night clad in leather armor, who radiates a strange magic glow, as does his falcon familiar: Jaren Troystone

In a normal situation, Mac would see many other DD character froom Dragons many campaings materialize everywhere. He would begin to notice that he had lost his soul due to the effects caused by the Vampiric Gaze. He would also observed that he was rooted to the spot by the Dracolich's Paralyzing Glare. Finnaly, he would have noted that Felassil has a Charisma of 150. (hint, hint... ;)) However, the normal course of events didn't happen as he was consumed by the Dracolich's fire, fell lifeless to the ground by Felassil's Power Word: Kill spell, risen by the Vampire's Re-Incarnate ability, and blown to pieces as Jaren detonated the ember that was his namesake: Troystone. The bar and the sourounding 5 forums are completly eliminated, but Dragon (the psion, if you didn't figure it out) creats a time Alteration, putting Mac in his own little vortex where he relives the pain, over and over, yet keeping the Ambrosia public safe. Dragon warps back his freinds (to the DD plane) and orders a margarita.**

Eh, sorry. Your friends were KOR (killed on route) in the last bar. They never came. Maybe you missed that part. As for rule number 2 (I think, the one about reincarnation), who says? I'm a Vell-Os, remember? 😛

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Yes, I did. I hoped you noticed the post about DR. 😄

Spacey bounces himself out of the bar, and Skyblade locks the door

😛 😉

"After you dry up, Spacey, I'll let you back in..."

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Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
Yes, I did. I hoped you noticed the post about DR. 😄

😕

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